Hare: 8″ Crack
8″ Crack laid a good trail (all flour) for her rogue hash in Deer Park on New Year’s Eve starting at 3 p.m. A pack of 6 or so took off about 3:45 p.m. after waiting with curiosity for 25 F**cks Guaranteed to show.
Estrus, Heartache, Goldiloxxx, Hairy Cum (from Brenham Hash), recent-transplant-loud-Florida-Guy whose name Hooter can’t remember (Ed. — That would be Squat and Swallow), and Hooter Bill all did the run. It was worth the wait. Trail crossed school yards and country paths, then into neighborhoods before taking an unexpected turn from the Battleground Golf Course to end through a hole in the fence in the back of 8″ Crack’s backyard.
Recent-transplant-loud-Florida-Guy whose name Hooter can’t remember (being Squat and Swallow) led the down down’s in the circle. The buildup of New Year’s Eve revelers at the house built up to a housefull by midnight. Champagne and Bare Ass Burns’ great black eyed peas and cabbage brought in the New Year.
After much celebrating, many ended up staying at the house.