H4 Run #1685: Hash University’s First Failur… Graduation Run

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Hared by Just Brian and Manstruation

H4 Run #1685 — If you have Google Earth installed, doctor you can see the map by clicking the link.

Legend:
Pink = Roller
Yellow = Le Pussy Checker, herbal heh, discount heh,heh,heh
Green = Horsefli Drivebi
Red =Rancid A

Run Stats:
Virgins = 4
ReBoots = 8
Visitors = 5
Total Hashers = 92

Quote of the run:
Just Brian — “My gay man crush is on Heartache. Definitely Heartache…(dreamy eyes).”

Can I have a note for the hares?
They do so love to rhyme.
Manstration, poet laureate,
His co-hare, Just Brian.

Tap Dat Acrobat


The two hares set off,
The pack followed suit,
Their teachers demanded
the most difficult route.

Amongst the frustration,
The heat and see-sawing,
The pack faced their trail,
With Hooter guffawing.

McPisser watched proudly,
Grind covered his eyes,
And low and behold,
Their university LIED!

See-sawing!

Caught not once but thrice,
Two frightened blind mice,
The timid young rabbits,
Ran screaming on Sabbath!

No water check picnic,
At parks or on Allen,
Could save the new hares,
From eagle like talons!

The pack hurried in,
A cool ending spot,
But low and behold,
Again almost caught!

Her eyes burned in fury,
And her pace hastened,
As Gaslight rushed in,
We called f*ckin’ racist!

De-flouring the students.

Manstration defloured,
The hare’s fate unsure,
The Hash named Just Box,
Cant-Open-Her.

More names flew around,
The hash forgave hounds,
The University’s con,
And a bangin’ On-On-On!

You’re not the only ones who can write poetry. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
– EZ 2 PLZ

1 thought on “H4 Run #1685: Hash University’s First Failur… Graduation Run”

  1. Dearest EZ,

    So you wrote a little poem, at all is not a crime
    It is OK, I must confess, my favorite dog’s a Weim
    Next time you set to write a piece, please do us all a favor
    Remember turn your spell check on, it has a smarter flavor
    Now just because a hare got caught does not mean he has failed
    I’m not that fast and knew it was just time until I’s nailed
    I learned a lot and had some fun, the failure part is moot
    I think you’re mad you had to walk cause you’ve a broken glute
    I’ll wrap this up and keep it short, i’ve heard that’s how you like it
    If ever again you battle me, we’ll on the stage and mic it.

    Oh and just so you know, the program I graduated from was called Hare
    University. It says so on my diploma and also my shirt. I don’t know what the
    hell Hash University is. Perhaps it’s that GH3 thing they seem to be holding
    these days for rogue hashes. Oh well. See you at the hash.

    mans “poet laureate” truation

    p.s. — thanks for the compliment.

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