H4 Spring Campout

The H4 Spring Campout will be located in Columbus Texas, approximately halfway between Houston, San Antonio and Austin. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? Yeah, we know. Anywho, the site is an operating Hay ranch, so be aware of that if you have allergies (although in April, I think that the “hay” is mostly still “grass”).

Anyways, theres a 8 acre pond stocked with bass (catch and release only), a big ass barn for our Saturday night “HO-down” as well as the usual hash amenities like all meals and beer, plus gimmees and trails.  .

3pM Saturday run, 2Pm Sunday run is in Katy which will conclude the weekend

If you have any questions, please contact [email protected]

onon
McPisser
H4 – Joint Master

 

DIRECTIONS
GPS coordinates: 29.792295, -96.454661
The turnoff to FM 949 is located about 70 miles west of downtown Houston. The Ranch is located roughly 9 miles north of the FM 949 turnoff which is exit 704.
Head west on IH 10
About 15 miles past Sealy, look for Exit 704, which is the exit to FM 949.
Take Exit 704 to the freeway service road. (Note: Be very careful. The freeway service road is two-way traffic.)
Turn left on the service road and follow the signs to FM 949 North. Turn right on FM 949 North.
In less than 1 mile you will come to a fork in the road
Take the left fork. You will then be on Freisburg Rd.
Follow Freisburg road until you come to a T in the road. (The signs will say Mentz to the left and Freisburg to the right.) Turn right and you will still be or Freisburg road.
Follow Freisburg road a short distance to the next intersection. Turn Left at the intersection and you will still be on Freisburg road.
Follow Freisburg Rd several miles until you come to another fork in the road. It will say Cat Springs to the right. Take the left fork.
You will then be on Zimmerscheidt Rd
Follow Zimmerscheidt Rd about 1/2 mile
The entrance to the Ranch will be on your right. There is a large “falling down” barn on the entrance road. Go past the old barn and you will find hashers at the new barn.
Here is a map: http://tinyurl.com/2011H4campout

Alternate directions:
Now, if you are not retarded, here is what you can do. Plug in *1080
Bailey Road, Alleyton, 77450 * into your GPS. *THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL ADDRESS*, as the place has no address. When the GPS tells you to turn left onto Bailey road, DO NOT TURN, just keep going straight for about a quarter mile and its the first dirt road on the right.

PN’s will also be putting out signs.

WHOS CUMMIN (62)
Parson’s Nose
McPisser
La Situación!
Twinkle Toes
CSI
Pull the Plug
Too Drunk to Fuck
Hole in 1
CREAM ON MY BACK
Catcher in the Brown Eye
Dickrectionally Challenged
Ménage Myself
Reverse Cowboy
Unlaiden Swallows
VagueRant
Full Ride Goat Master (Kiss my Hash)
Ass Swipe
Dr Coochie
spf50
Horsfli Drivebi
Blow-Hole
Infested
Tender Vittles
Spin Cycle
Charity Fuck
Hooter Bill
Buttery Nipples
Geek
Lorna
Estrus
(Massive) Slut Slinger (Austin)
Tap Dat Ass
Old Faithful
EZ to Please
Rain Bitch
Beat My Meat
Really? Fuck!
Mama’s Boy
FelatiHO
Platterpuss
Just Chris Lay
Muscle Phaart
Snatchattarius
Krusty Kreme
Dick Assley
Pussy Checker
Workless Cock
CIA
Batguano Man (SAH3)
Mud in my Crick
Whale Tail
Areola BoreMyAnus (Winnipeg)
Tai Tai Toy
Ring of Fire
Ramrod
Pearl Necklace
Burning Boner
Wanksgiving (Austin)
Insane Clown Pussy
Dangleberry
Dr Strangerub
iL Castrato
Krazy Puppy
-updates stopped here-

What to Bring


Food and Shelter

  • tent
  • ground tarp/cloth
  • shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
  • sleeping bag
  • sheets/blankets
  • pillow
  • large waterjug/cooler
  • snacks/fruit/granola bars
  • drinking vessel

Clothes

  • running shoes/boots
  • sandals
  • sun hat/visor
  • bandana
  • extra socks
  • sleep clothes
  • hoodie for cold nights
  • undies
  • sarong
  • swim suit

Personal

  • soap/shampoo
  • towels/washcloth
  • toothbrush/toothpaste
  • feminine products
  • toiket paper/baby wipes
  • deodorant
  • comb/brush

MIsc

  • Technu
  • bug repellent
  • sunscreen
  • lip balm
  • whistle
  • back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
  • camp chairs/folding table
  • flashlight
  • first aid kit
  • sunglasses
  • personal medication
  • plastic bags

 

8 thoughts on “H4 Spring Campout

  1. If you bring a fanny pack you automatically get ridiculed.

    It’s in Magna Carta. Rules are rules

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