2012 H4 Xmas Party: That ’70s Chrismas

Join H4 for a ’70s-inspired Disco holiday party Dec. 8. We had so much fun this year we’ll be doing it again at Super Happy Fun Land with the awesome Allen Oldies Band. It will be an entire weekend of H4 holiday celebrations.

Schedule

Friday, Dec. 7

  • 6 p.m. — Pay-as-you-go pub crawl. Location TBA, crawlers gather at first location then head to second stop by 7 p.m.

Saturday, Dec. 8

  • 1 p.m. — Pre-Xmas party hash.
  • 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. — Xmas Party.
    • Theme – “70s Disco”. Attire: 70s Disco, Flares, Pimp. Think That ’70s Show, Saturday Night Fever, etc.
    • Location: Super Happy Fun Land, 3801 Polk Street. (They have crash space.)
    • Music – Allen Oldies Band with Too Drunk DJing between sets.
    • Food – TBA
    • Hash awards and gimmees
    • NOTE: SHFL has CRASH SPACE!!! Bring your pjs if you feel like it.
    • Cost – see below

Sunday, Dec. 9

  • Hangover Hash hared by Snatch Trick and Urban Cocksucker — time and location TBA

Cost

  • $35 through Dec. 2 — includes Saturday run, party, dinner, dancing, gimmes
  • $40 Dec. 3 through Dec. 7 — includes Saturday run, party, dinner, dancing, gimmes
  • $45 day of — includes party, dinner, dancing and gimmes while supplies last

How to Register

  • Option 1 – Download registration form, fill it out and return to hash cash with payment.
  • Option 2 – Via PayPal, below. Note PayPal charges a minor convenience fee.

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Who’s Cumming!

Dickrectionally challenged
Mrs Campbell
Spincycle
Horsefli
ICP
Slap Dat Ass
TDTF
Hole n 1
Mighty Mouse
Urban Cocksucker
Snatch Trick
Tender Vittles
Parson’s nose
Role model
Pound puppy
Creamonmyback
Rancid A hole
Hind legs
Road kill
Hooter
Pull the plug
Dick Assley
Man which
Just Heidi
Whale’s Vagina
Duke of Puke
ATV
MLA
Prom night db
Ramrod
Vagineer
Klosit phreak
Flatline
Meatbox
Just Tom
Unlaiden swallows
Blowhole
Whale tail
Pull the prick out
Just Tim
Dickless Tracey
Geek
Lorna dune
Spot on the Mat
Assgrabber
Penis envy
Platter pus
Finger in the Dyke
Twinkle toes
Shuttlecock
Heartache

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