Hared by ICP and Slap Dat Ass
ICP and Slap Dat Ass brought the pack together for a Montroseheyyyy! urban noshiggy hash to celebrate their 69th year of analversarying together. We hung out at Walgreens as ICP donned some used surgical gloves to make flour angels on the ground. Then we ran away from him and tried to find more of this pac man dust throughout the hood. Lots of circle jerks occurred and I’m not talking about the fun kind. If you didn’t know your way around Montroseheyyyy! you do now bc you saw every square inch of it. Including ICPs house where we paused to drink some beer. Later on we saw McPisser and Urbancocksucker running the damn hash backwards. Apparently they knew we would end at Griff’s (spoiler) and heard about the righteous beer check. Buffoons I say.
Slap & ICP did tell us there would be huge rewards for interesting things found on trail. Hashers from far and wide stuck everything they could into their pockets, drugs shorts, backs, and heads. Once we ended up at Griff’s (supplies!) everyone vomitted their items up and since you asked here they are:
http://h4.org/2012/11/26/five-finger-furniture/
Decrepit couch full of gonnosyphaherpelaids = Horsefli Drivebi & Shitpissfuckcunt
Rug = Heartache
8 yr. old panties = I can’t remember who
Mushroom Bouquet = Jizzhands
Working DVD player w remote = creamonmyBACk
Fun fact this complete living room set is now in ICPs house. Circle happened and coney came out as did a block of ice, which sat on top of the hobocouch waiting for dumb talking hasherass.
A song was sung for Puppy Prick who can outrun death, be it by surviving abandoned caves or a case of the cancer. He sang a funny Neil Diamond song in return. Griff’s is overlooked by the Chinese Consulate and C3PHoles was loudly called out for transferring to (North?) Korea James Bond style. He is hosting his goodbye party this Friday.
Register for the Christmas party! http://h4.org/2012-h4-xmas-party-that-70s-chrismas/
On On.