TXIH Prelube! Planes, Trains, and Automobiles: Traveling Monkeys In The Mist

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Come along and pub-crawl your way through Downtown Houston via the MetroRail! We will all purchase a Metro

pass, which according to a guy that I know, should cost about $2.50. This guy better not be lying. I’m not going to

say who he is, but his name starts with a P, and ends with a latterPuss,. Not saying any more.

“Americas Best Value Inn-Medical Center Downtown”, which shall henceforth be known as “Le Slumber Castle”

is a cheap hotel near the rail. However, the rail stops at midnight and this hotel is 4.5 miles from the end. Other

options include taxi, Wave bus (until 1 am), car pooling with a sober driver, getting a different hotel near the

end location, or possibly hitching a ride with a hobo with a sissy bar on his bike. Hotels near the end are more

expensive but if you use Priceline’s “name your price” option, you can generally get cheaper prices and then share

rooms.

So, you interested? Well dress up as a flight attendant, or a bus driver, or an American tourist, or as someone that

would be traveling via Plane, Train, or Automobile, and get drunk with other non-troglodytes who want to get

PUMPED for TEXAS INTERHASH!!!!!!!!!!!

When: Thursday, April 3rd

Start: Nouveau Antique Art Bar (2913 Main Street)

Hares: Spin Cycle, PlatterPuss, Twinkle Toes, and Cocktor Spork. We think.

Bring: Cash for bars and Metro Rail ticket, ID, walking shoes, a good attitude, possibly an awesome travel related

costume, possibly some sort of monkey gear like a tail, or a mask, or feces to fling.

Parking: We recommend either parking at someone’s house, at Le Slumber Castle, or wherever you are going

to be in the morning. If you do bring your car to the start point, free street parking starts at 6:00 and there are

garages where you can pay-n-park. You can also park at the end and take the rail to the start! Woohoo!

Wave Buses: www.thehoustonwave.com will provide transportation within 610 until 1 am. Go to website for more

information on reservations. $5 each way per website.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Restraining Orders? Yes.

So cum one, cum all, cum kick off Texas InterHash and let’s turn this bitch into a four-day hashapalooza!

, at 6:00pm

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  1. This is the schedule for the night, for anyone that wants to join us along the way. Remember, street parking is free after 6pm. Look for a bunch of idiots in costumes relating to planes, trains, and automobiles.

    6pm: Nouveau Antique Art Bar: 2913 Main St.

    7pm: Main bar – Mongoose vs. Cobra : 1011 McGowen
    Overflow Bar – Leon’s Lounge: 1006 McGowen

    Take Metrorail heading North. Exit train at Main Street Square and follow chalk arrows

    8pm: Main Bar – The Flying Saucer Draught Emporium: 704 Main St.
    Overflow Bar – Sunny’s Bar: 902 Capitol St.

    9pm: Co-Bars: Shay McElroy’s: 909 Texas, Suite A. and Molly’s Pub: 905 Main St.

    10pm: Main Bar- The Original OKRA Charity Saloon: 924 Congress
    Overflow Bar – The Pastry War: 310 Main St.

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