2017 Spring Campout

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Paypal link: ($50, pay as friends and family!) ——->  Click here to send the money!

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Need more info?  email this address—————>   h4mm@yahoogroups.com


Please note:

Walk-ups are welcome. Bring $50 cash or check.

THIS IS A REGO-ONLY EVENT. If you are not rego’d and paid, you are trespassing on private property and will be escorted from the premises.

The ONLY a la carte option for this event is for the shiggy trail on Saturday, which is $5 if you wish to attend the trail only (no need to fill out the rego form if you are attending trail only). After circle, it will be time for you to leave.

Please contact MM if you have any questions!


Hashers! We’ve got a fantastic April Fool’s camp out weekend lined up for you! The location is in Magnolia Texas (20 minutes west of Conroe).  It is a private hasher-owned ranch, where we have exclusive use of the property.  Address is below

Your rego gets you:
A “proper” breakfast on Saturday and continental breakfast on Sunday
Dinner on Saturday
Delicious beer*
Mimosas and Bloody Marys on Saturday morning/afternoon
A gimme & a patch

Bring $50 to the next H4 trail to confirm your place, or send it via PayPal or Venmo to topshelfh4@gmail.com (Friends and family option, and please note your hash name in the comments!)


3861 North FM 1486
Montgomery, TX 77356



Arrive, pitch campsites, settle in.

8-11am – Hearty breakfast, mimosas
2-4pm – Trail hared by Chopped Liver and Ramrod (see info below)
4-6pm – Bloody Marys and song practice
6-8pm – Dinner
8-11pm – Hash games: Mordor, beer pong and king’s cup (all featuring the musical stylings of DJ EZ)
11-12 – Strippy cup nekkid trail pre-lube
12 midnight – Nekkid trail

8-10am – Continental breakfast
11-12 – Possible hangover games for anyone who still has any energy left.
12 noon – Get the hell out and go to Sunday’s trail!


Meetup at the campout barns at 2:00. Will be a short walk to actual trail start, with hares off at 2:20 (to get to the beer check, not live) and pack off at 2:30.

Wankers Trail = 1.25 Miles
Turkey Trail = 4.0 Miles
Eagle Trail = 5.5 Miles

ALL trails are shiggy and likely to have mud / water in places. Wear long socks; some small poison ivy and light thorns on trail. Sun screen recommended, bug spray probably optional.

There will be at least one beer check on trail, bout halfway through. Maybe another if we can sneak it in!

Those not attending the campout are allowed to attend trail for the normal $5 hash cash, but will be promptly asked to leave the campout once circle concludes and dinner service starts (if you want to stay, it’s $50).