The Kiwi, AC/DC, stripped in the Fiesta parking lot while changing into running attire.... advertising his Down Under.

The trail was well marked. But, I knew to expect trouble when Hog (the Hare) told me it was so easy, there was no way we'd be out for more than an hour. The trail headed west from Fiesta through some light shiggy. Beth (or Rim Job, as she was to be named later), managed to be the only one to draw blood. As we were running along, I saw the gash on her leg and commented it wasn't a good hash unless you bleed. "Any sport that's fun makes you bleed", was her reply. …I knew we had a hasher in the making.

 From the shiggy, Shuttle Cock and I headed South on Kirby hoping to short cut, didn't find trail, headed west and ran into the Pack crossing Main St. I rejoined the Pack and Shuttle continued short cutting, knocking off about a mile (at least), by passing trail that wound thru a neighborhood. The "hood" gave me the creeps as two dudes (they looked like obvious gang members) in an old beat up car SLOWLY followed Beth, SaranCrap and I as we broke away from the pack and became FRB's.

The trail then headed south crossing Loop 610 (loosing the suspected gang members) and headed towards a well placed water check. Beth and I found the water check after we spotted Ass Grabber, who appeared to be the lead FRB. There seemed to be more water missing than Ass Grabber could've drank. This is when I first suspected I had screwed up by not following Shuttle!

From the water check, we headed east past to concrete ponds (the spot of more than one ONON in past runs) and wound up back on Kirby. As were running towards Kirby we crossed a warehouse area where some lone dude in car pealed out and tried to run me over. Luckily, being the FRB I am (yeah, right!), I dodged the MF.

We hit a check at Kirby, SaranCrap headed north towards 610, Beth headed south and I headed East towards Astroworld…. No one found trail. After about 10 minutes we discovered Saran Crap had been right on top of trail and didn't see the flour…. Later I forgot to make him do a down-down for imitating Hooter Bill.

The trail then head back towards the Astro Dome and into the parking lot. The Bastard Hare ran us completely around the Dome!  Beth, having picked up the nack for yelling "Check" like Halfmoon (that's "Check" yelled at ear piercing decibels), pissed off some 70 year old gate attendant who called us a "bunch of weirdo's" to my delight.

The trailed ended with the last 1/4 mile going across one damn hot Astro Dome parking lot.  Of course, Shuttle had gotten in 1st, out a mere 50 minutes.  I was right behind Beth and Saran Crap, as the first one's in who "ran trail", we were out about and hour and ten.  Most of the Pack came in about 15 minutes later.   Mighty Mouse brought up the rear.  And Geek came in (the drum roll please!) LAST.

The start of the ONON was highlighted by Hog doing a great job of cooking turkey dogs on a little habachi

The highlight of the circle up started when Beth said she was a vegetarian and didn't eat meat. Shuttle Cock immediately noticed she and "eaten" the rim of her plastic beer cup. …. She was promptly named "Rim Job" and did a Down-Down on her knees. The foam on her head and breasts was beautiful…. Overcum with the moment, Mighty Mouse licked the foam off the inside of hear mouth.

Down Downs continued until the start of the Astro's game. As the circle was coming to an end, I notice several attractive young ladies crossing the parking lot, and to the cheers/jeers of the Hash, I offered one a beer and invited them over. To the shock and dismay of the rest of the Circle, they accepted my offer… and it was good!

I forgot to take my camera to the game, and feared I had lost it. Luckily, Hog has put it away in his truck.

The young pretties rejoined us after the game. I'm not sure what they thought when Shuttle started up with Hash Songs, especially the S&M man…. Anyway, they seemed to be having a good time. They even let me get a most interesting "closing shot".

All in all, it was a great time. The Hash hadn't done a group thing at an Astro's game in years. Hats off to Hog!