It twas the night before Christmas. All was quiet in the House. Nothing was stirring, not even the Mouse! Because they were all out at the Hash. The one called the Hash House! Cum Donner Cum Blitzen Cum Tonka Cum ManHandler Cum One Cum All. For tis the season to be MERRY, not Shitzen.
Frosty the Snomwan... Cums Attached!
1 Registration... MisManagement Works HARD to Please! |
2 The Pack Huddles in the Cold, But Sunny Day
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3 The Two Fashion Kings, Kahuna and Rev. Bob, Sport the Wears |
4 The Run started at Live Bait.... Twist n Shout heads out on Trail |
 5 Rev Bob Brightens up any neighborhood |
6 The Pack keeps moving to keep warm |
 7 The ONON was outside! As cold as it was, we still had a great time |
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9 Mismanagement Hared the Run, Live Hared.... They only got caught Three Times... once by Geek! OH MY! |
10 Full Service, Hamburger Helper (aka Saran Crap), and Manhandler do their Down Down |
11 And Again for getting caught by Geek |
12 The (most excellent) food was catered by Tonka Fuck. ...AWESOME Chocolate |
 14 The ONONON was at LIVE BAIT |
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15 High Maintenance, Estress, and I Scream |
16 I Scream & Halfmoon |
17 Don't Ask! |
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19 Joint Masters (Saran Crap and Full Service) pass out the Awards for Best and Worst of the Year |
20 As the awards drag on, Zoltan and Mighty Mouse take a quick Snooze! |
21 Pipes wins... an award |
22 And is promptly toasted by Pump Me! |
 23 Pump Me demonstrates walking the line for anyone pulled over on the way home. |
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25 The Pits and TurtleBrains wiin worst run! Why are they Smiling?! |
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29 Prior Mismanagment gets awards for a Shitty Job ....all Tongue in Cheek, of course. |
30 Sticky Lites Up her.... Chest! |
31 Men's beer drinking contest |
32 Even the Hooter dances |
 33Just what every hasher wants in his... stocking |
34 ...Doesn't get any better than this! |
 35Winners of the Men & Womens Beer Drinking contests (Pipes and Lorna Dune) Face Off.... ...and the winner was... Oh Who Cares! ...nobody hurled! |
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 38 Work it baby!
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39 Zit Sucker and Such A Puss |
40 ....It was the best of times, it was the worst of times! |
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43 The Band was great |
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46 Yo Baby Yo Baby! WOW! |
47 and to all a good night! |
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Halfmoon.
Copyright � 1998, Houston Hash. All rights reserved.
Revised: September 21, 1999.
