The hash faithful seemed to be in high spirits as they assembled for the latest Donut Holer offering. Hopes dimmed slightly at E-Z FAG'S announcement that this would be a better than average Donut Holer trail, as we began to consider the source. However, the lack of a major highway to run down and a rumor that a machete had been used on trail reassured the hash that everything would be all right in the end.
We set off down a paved road and very shortly came to the first check. Ominously, that was the last we saw of Rain Bitch and Estrus for some time. They didn't find flour but they did eventually find the beer. Coming in DFL or close to it, having run a fine trail, just not the one with flour on it. Geek and Dickhead disappeared at this point as well however this was not really unusual.
The true trail headed across a field and into the shiggy. We had a little bit of everything from this point on. The trail alternated between fields, woods and streets. The hare thoughtfully added a few ditches and more than a few fences to help keep the pack together. The trail markings were easy to follow but not so easy that the trail became boring. Additionally, the pack was further handicapped by the liberal use of false trails. I do not know the exact number but I ran six in the thirty to forty minutes I was out.
The highlight of the trail was the high-pitched scream that resulted from the collision of Clark Kunt with a large thorn bush. I thought this was pretty funny until I hit another part of the same damn thorn bush. This of course resulted in another high-pitched scream not quite so funny in my humble opinion.
The hares saved the best part of the trial for last. We climbed over several fences, waded through a fairly deep marsh and crossed something that appeared to be a misplaced section of the lunar surface. Following the marsh we headed through a nice woods and soon found ourselves ON IN!!!
This was a really good trail. While some did complain about the length no one complained about the quality of the trail. Great job hares. THANKS!!!
The circle was a long but entertaining affair. The vast majority of the entertainment was provided by Crack Of Dawn. She got a down down for virtually everything you could possible think of and deserved it. She left under her own power but only just. Highlights also included appearances by hash veterans Scum Puppy and Glass Blower and a naming of one-Dr Root by Ass Grabber.
The ON-ON-ON was just down the road at a bar called five and tens or something like that. The pizza and beer were excellent but the singing was even better. The Hash Tabernacle Choir being in good voice that night. A good time was had by all. THANKS AGAIN HARES!!!
Your faithless scribe
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ON ON!!!