The Half Steaming Cum Run

Hares: HALFmoon, STEAMING Turd,

June 24th, Run # 1184

 

Check out how Roller Balls' MAP.... Note this is the route that Roller ran and does not necessarily constitute Real Trail....
Dang! Wish we had a GPS on Gas Light and Heartache on this one.

Hares: This Trail was laid GPS Free, any and all respresentation(s) of the actual trail is non-digital. We rely total on our Cyber-friendly hasher(s) to tell us "the Truth".

Five Miles of VIRGIN Territory!

Dry Hose, arrives 15 after the pack takes off with all 75lbs of HashBag

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And the hashers are off...	Hey, it's Saran Crap	Roller Balls in the lead, followed by Blue Balls and Estrus
Estrus is in the lead, followed in second by an Austin flag bearing Ass Grabber	Over the river and through the woods, to the ice cold beer we go...	Stinky Pussy Foot and Slumbag burst through the shiggy
The hash is dumbfounded by the check	Hey? Is Bald Eagle on this trail? No, he would never litter.	The pack stays together rather well
Nice place for a blop of flour	Stop-N-Blow makes a pit stop to rid herself of some chemical dripping.	Truck back.

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....an Hour-plus later....

FRB's enjoy the circle	SOS & Group Sex Got Gum?
Ahhh.... Stories about the Trail, Hashing, and far far away lands	Steaming Turd shares stories with Roller Balls and Saran Crap	Steaming Turd, orginally from the Duri Hash, Sumatra, Indonesia, hares his first run in Houston
Dickhead and Hooter share stories on the Best Trail so far this year.... "Gee Ollie, wasn't that trail great!"	Grind Slut reads Hash Trash and cools off	Slumbag and Stop n Blow cool off...
	Roller Balls give thanks to the Hash gods.	Heartache and Gaslight enjoyed the trail much longer than most.... The OLD mismanagement almost catches the NEW.
Rain Bitch.... Thank God for SUN!		They don't call him Can't Hound For Nothing! Can't Hound and Nuttin Better (Gypies) bring up the rear.
Zoltan, Rev. Bob, ??, and Steaming Turd	Roller Balls, Donut Holer, Hooter Bill, Saran Crap, and Estrus	Smooth Stroker, Womb with a View, and Crack of Dawn.... is this a threesome or a six-some?
Small Johnson throws a half-body as Such-A-Puss dashes for the Finish.	Duke of Puke makes Newboot Come	Mo' Bet Her Hoe!

New boots: Yancey, Gerry and Angela

 

Harriettes look on intently!! as EZ Fag RA's the Circle	Halfmoon does a DownDown for laying a BACKCHECK to the only street on trail.... "Half Moon Court"	Halfmoon Blows!
	Hooter Bill shares fluids Token Choken Poken

 

 

The news boots are de-virginized	Visiting Hasher: Oil Slick from New Dehli	Transfers: Steaming Turd (Duri, Indonesia) and Nuttin Better (Gypsies)
	Womb Service and Such A Puss are entertained as Hooter Bill sings	Re-boots explain where they've been: Roller Balls goes first, as Clark Cunt is deep in thought about where he's been
Trail Head looks confused as Paddy Wanker accuses her	Group Sex is accused by Ass Wipe for leaving her size DD jog bra at the last hash. He returns it (only for her to leave behind again after this hash)	Roller Balls pulls Hooter Bills shorts way up, instead of down like usual.
Halfmoon in the circle	Bob, the local guy who entertained the hash	Womb With A View is accused by Donut Holer
Ass Wipe accuses Roller Balls, who is busy eating a sandwich	Roller Balls turns into the condiment man.	Stop-N-Blow gets accused by Prickly Bush
But wait there's more, Smooth Stroker adds a couple of jabs to the accusation	Drink it down Stop-N-Blow - you are very deserving!	Group Sex takes a bite of Halfmoon's sandwich (mustard compliments of Roller Balls) as Paddy Wanker looks on.
Bidet Bitch and Poker Her Face stand accused	Saran Crap sure does like his peanut butter!	Kind of hard to breathe Saran Crap?
Chicken Choker DaNaNa in the circle	Quack Whore and Token Choken Poken gets a laugh out	New boot Angela spends a litte quality time in the circle
Shirley Valentine accuses Angela and Duke of Puke	Blue Balls accuses Mo Betta Ho of announcing "Wanna see me do the dog?" YUCK!	Mo Betta Ho does the dog (a little wiggling)
Duke of Puke and Angela gets accused by Ass Wipe	Hey, it's Stuck From Behind
Roller Balls takes a call from Mighty Mouse		Really fuzzy picture but a naked Womb Service and a laughing Gas Light picture just has to be posted
Slutt Butt gets into the action.

EZ Fag ready to name Lisa. EZF: "Get down on your knees" LISA: "But it's so little!" EZF: "Quit Laughing" EZF: "Ok, that was good for me... ARISE as "Chuy Bush"!

CHUY BUSH!

 

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The ON ON ON was at FLASHBACK's. Dollar Beers and Kareoke!

New Boot, Such-A-Puss, and Roller Balls sing....	Jungle Boogie!!	WHY!!!! M - C - A! Y - M - C - A!
	Young Man! .....	Stop 'n Blow.... You go girl!
	Choo Choo has fun at the whY - M - C - A!!!

...and a good time was had by ALL!