IT'S ALL ABOUT HOV HASH
Run 1244
August 4, 2002
Hares:
HOV and Rubbin the Boy Wanker
Venue: Sugarland
Write up by:Rain Bitch
RUBBIN THE BOY WANKER gave a chalk talk that had
standard signs, except that if you see "H" "O"
"V" on trail, then you know you're on true trail.
Trail went across the street and into some woods FULL
OF POISON IVY, yet it was some beautiful woods. We emerged from the woods along an easement along a drainage
ditch. Trail continued along the ditch,
and we all got excited because we saw "BN". We looked around and could not see the end, so we continued on
trail. We ultimately ended behind some
big warehouse. Luckily, someone had a
Leatherman, and we were able to open a spigot and several of us rinsed off.
The Circle:
There was no need for PIPES to have the toilet and ice
at this circle, because it began to rain during the circle. RAIN BITCH was made to do a down down for
making it rain, and everyone continued singing. In fact, RAIN BITCH did several down downs (kneeling in poison
ivy as it turns out), and cannot remember much else of the circle. I'm told it was a great circle.
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The Hash House Harriers
(Tune: Addams Family)
Their
drinking is compulsive and,
Their running
is convulsive.
They're
morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.
Chorus
(Snap fingers
twice with words "Down Down")
Da da da da,
Down Down.
Da da da da,
Down Down.
Da da da daa, Da da da daa, Da da da da, Down Down.
Their
flatulence is rude and,
Their
genitals protrude when,
They're
running in nude in,
The Hash House Harriers.
They're
always shiggy tracking,
From
constantly bushwhacking,
Intelligence
they're lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.
Down, down,
down, down, down, down,
Down, down,
down, down, down, down, down,
Down, down,
down, down, down, down,
Down, down,
down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down
down is finished, or go into "Why are you waiting".)