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McPisser is this year's Lucky Winner

of the PooperBowl 07 for being such a Glory Hound last year.
Every hash glory hound needs a little sparkle.


NOTE: you have to CLICK on the little pictures below to get the "big picture"!


All i want for christmas is my two front teeth - December 20, 2006

The Grand Ole Tyrant owes the hash a keg for political conduct unbecoming on the yahoogroups list.
Jan 17, 2007

Team Aussie at the Hash Marathon
January 14, 2007

aka Closet Freak
ghost hunter extraordinaire
on her birthday - Happy Birthday Closet Freak

Waiting for the short bus.

13 December 2006
It's good to be Kahuna

Hooter Bill's Road Kill Outfit - Montrose Style


What happens when hashers get bored!!

Dirty Scrabble 4:00am in 2006!

Sunday, February 5th, 2006
Our PooperBowl Beauty!!

Fuck Me Running


Saturday, January 28st, 2006
Budweiser Babes!?

Cums Anyway, Dr Rooot, and SchlumBag caught in action at Fantasy Fest.

Saturday, January 21st, 2006
Hungry Puszi applies Hash FIRST AID !?

Our Hungarian Harriette, Hungry Puszi (apparently successfully) sooths Grind Slut's bruised *** ...ego?! ...with a little Harriette TLC.


Tuesday, January 2nd, 2006
This will get Hooter laid for sure! NOT!

Hooter Bill's new trail laying attire on New Years Eve. There was a "Rouge Hash" at Who the Fuck Are You's in Conroe... the pack was looking for trail when they came across four well-healed ladies on horseback, "did you see a guy in red shorts go by?" they asked. The ladies didn't seem too upset, but he scared the hell out of the horses!

Tuesday, Dec 27th, 2005
My Hooter... Safe and Sound in Austin

After making triumphant return to the H4 Christmas Party (see photos), My Hooter disappeared from CHAINS only to reappear in the loving arms of She Mussel Bitch in Austin

Rumor has it My Hooter took Bohemian Rhapsody to heart, stole a state trooper car, and decided to hang with the Bohemians in Austin


Sunday, August 7th, 2005
Crazy Fuckers

2005-2006 Mismanagement celebrating Erections!

Left to Right: McPisser, FMR, Fire Tunnel (top), Tonka F*ck (btm), NARC, She Bangs


Sunday, July 31st, 2005
Desperate Hashwives

TOP/Fronts: Cums Anyway, Schlumbag, Fire Tunnel, SOS, Saltwater Taffy, & Easy Rider
BOTTOM/Backs : Narcoleptic, Angelic, Chaotic, Neurotic, Lactic, Psychotic

Too Cute! But, they don't look that desperate to us!

...then again the adjectives on the back are befitting most Harriettes


Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
We're all Queers together.... ?

Rubbin' The Boy Wanker, Lila' Pussy, and Chicken Choker
on a Mosquito Hash recruiting run (7/23/05) ...

"I realize by asking you to post this that I'm losing potential blackmail potential, however, it is too funny to pass on."
-- McPisser

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Poop 'r Puke?

"Puke" gets the 2005 PooperBowl Award from Headsucker!

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Harriettes may be Hazardous to your health ;)


Saturday, Oct 30th
Will the Real Hooter Bill Please Step Forward

On The Rag Drag Hash 2004.... The Annual Halloween Drag Hash
An expecting Salt Water does a better Hooter than Hooter!


Sunday, Jan 2nd, 2005

Blowing your wad in 2005

Fireworks at the New Year's Hangover Hash:
Where there's smoke, there's fire. Gonad and Will He Peter shoot their wad... or, ahem.... try!


Sunday, Dec 19th, 2004

Santa Knows !

If you Hash through deep shiggy in the country for long enough, you'll eventually run into a guy with a gun. H4's own Saran Crap probably won't be one of them, BUT HE COULD BE!

What time is it? ...it's RA Bull Scrotem DownDown time

Butt Pirate brought a Bull Scrotem turned drinking vessel to the Left Right Left Hash.... it quickly gained religous status and he was force to drink from his new holy chalet.

We can hear the dinner conversation at the Pirate household.... "How was the Hash honey?" ...."Oh, I drank from a dryed and tanned bull scrotem that I paid real money for, how was your day?"

Hurricane, we ain't 'fraid of no Stinkin' Hurricane

Geek & Roller Balls are out on Trail with the circle (consisting of Cummi Bear, Dude where's my Car, EZ Fag, and PeeWee) rages on inside the eye!


Sunday, Sept 12th, 2004

A Clean Package is a Happy Package

A good run has a good ON ON... but a good run (just like good sex) also consists of that nasty clean up problem. Krusty Kreme cleans his package.


Monday, Sept 6th, 2004

Praise be the Lord, it's a New Picture of the Week?!!

After a Two Month Sabadical, POW is Back! While PEE WEE might be praising the Lord or maybe the arrival of Football Season, this is really from the Christmas Party 2003.... as Halfmoon, Closet Queen, & Menage Myself try to get those beads!

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

Get Well Soon Pipes!?!!

This is what happens when...
A Drunk Driver goes the wrong way on the Freeway, Sunday, July 4th

....no, it's wasn't Pipes! It was the other guy
Luckily, our boy is survived!
We wish him well in rehab and await a return to the Hash!

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

Are they Crazy?!!

New Mismanagement for 2004-2005: JM=Rain Bitch & P.P.,
RA=Butt Pirate, Hash Cash=Barbie & Cums Anyway,
On Sec= Krusty Kreme & Tuna Pucker


Sunday, May 9th, 2004

Ice the Boobs?!!

Tuna Pucker... Relaxing after a long hot run!

Wednesday, April 14 th, 2004

Hash Bunny?!!

Equal Opportunity Eggs

French Drip jumps out of the closet, sporting his new found Bunny outfit & freshly colored eggs

Wednesday, April 6th, 2004

Buy Magna Snatch!!

Who else can plug up those nasty leaks!?

Silent Dick gives a Hash Classic (skit) at the Houston 25th Annual Campout

Tuesday, February 17th, 2004

Safe Aussie Construction Sites

Who do you call!?

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

Saddam Impersonator Captured on Trail!

Was it Saddam or was it Blue Balls!!



Wednesday, December 24th, 2003

Merry Christmas From the Houston Hash!

...and Merry Christmas to Donut Holer in Kuwait!!



Saturday, November 7th, 2003

Six Die in Tragic Accident!

We will never be the same!


Saturday, November 1st, 2003

My muscle's bigger than yours!

Pipes learns first hand, don't challange Digital Input after she's been hangin' near the keg.
Did they both just miss with the uppercut, or is that bump on your arm?

Wednesday, October 15th, 2003

Argus welcomes Whitey back to the Hash Kennel!

Whitey, the Hash Website's Wonder Cat (aka The Prince of West Lamar) went missing for 16 days. He was found 1.5 lbs lighter and, if it's possible even more friendly than before. Argus, the new kid in "the hood", welcomes Whitey back.

Wednesday, Sept. 17th, 2003

The Art of the Accusation!

Minnie Mousse presents her accusation as Such A Puss waits on the ICE!
...gee, if they were co-hares, they could have a "Minnie Puss" Run


Sunday, August 3rd, 2003

How does Houston like it's Harriettes?

...On the Rocks!

Photo taken by Halfmoon ON Trail, July 27th (in Memory of "G") H4 run with "Downtown Shiggy" (Grind Slut, hare)
[Who the Fuck Are You follows ? and Gas Light on the rocks]

Sunday, July 27th, 2003

Photo Album of 1st PC Hash Ever, Nov. 28th, 1988

Who says a website has to be high tech!


Wednesday, July 16th, 2003

What the F***? It's Finger F***!

INTERAMERICAS 2003 - CIA & Finger F*ck Hangin' Out & Stayin Dry in Costa Rica!


Sunday, June 29th, 2003

Boyz will be Boyz!

Houston Campout: John Boy takes on both PS Knave & Slut Slinger in (gay) leg wrestling

Monday, June 23th, 2003

Fly Otis Fly!

Livin' on the Edge once more, Otis is Catapulted back to Austin during the Houston Campout....

Friday, June 20th, 2003

Da' Boyz!

It was just a year ago.... Hershey Highway, John Boy, Yeastie Boy, and Pipes began the reign. We won't speculate on whether they're Kings or Queens. [Menage Myself standing in for Smooth Stroke & Rubbin as Special Interpreter for Pipes]

Saturday, May 14th, 2003

Larry, Curly, and Moe

Eargasm, CIA, and Stinky play old movie favorites at an ON ON ON

Monday,April 28th, 2003

Such an Angel

Such A Puss after a long day at the Houston Festival....
Move the Hand AWAY from the Crotch!

Monday,April 14th, 2003

Cycho Hash MRE's ...

Heartache fights for Food at the Cycho Hash On On...
CAREFUL, You'll give that dog Heartworms!


Monday, February 16th, 2003

Hash Arms Inspectors...

Grind Slut & French Drip demonstrate two methods of Arms Inspection!
The French way and the American way.

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

Reach for the Gold!
Gaslight @ The Hash Mile

Mile 24 of the Houston Marathon is known as "The Hash Mile", free beer for any runner who wants it. Gaslight came in very fast, and looking way too chipper on a picturebook day!

Sunday, January 12th, 2003

Hangover Hash Poster Child
LornaDune crashes after the Hangover Hash on NewYears Day, 2003

We don't know if shes a) tired, b) has a headache, or c) is having a fashion nightmare... but this combination of fabrics is enough to give us all three.

Saturday, December 28th, 2002

Will He Peter receives "Worst Run of the Year" Award
Hash Christmas Party, 2002

...for himself EZ Fag and Choo Choo. Actually, the Run was excellent, it was the flat beer served at the On On that helped net the most votes


Friday, December 20th, 2002

Puppy Prick defends the Mrs. from a rouge Hasher

Friday, December 13th, 2002

Gulf War Veteran done in by Xmas Lights

Everyone knows Friday the 13th is an unlucky day. Especially so for EZ Fag. As you can see, SOS is all broken up! .....She had to take this "dummy" down after neighbors and passers-by repeatly called 911 to save EZ Fag, thereby pissing off the local authorities with such trivia. Somehow they were not amused that this really wasn't EZ Fag.

Sunday, November 16th, 2002

Cigar Anyone?

Everyone knows Harriettes love to roll things in their fingers.... BBrrrrrgh takes a puff after a good Hash. The blow comes after this.

Sunday, November 10th, 2002

To Hot To Handle!

Such-a-Puss, Rubbin, & Poker Face add color to the Houston MedCenter skyline.... Once a year (we hope it's only once) at Halloween & the On The Rag Drag Hash, Boys will be Girls. We don't know if that's Hash Cash in Rubbin's skirt or if he/she earned it the hard way.


Friday, October 18th, 2002

Alex (Capt. Condom) Wins the Hash!

Ok, so you can never "win" the Hash, but he does "Beat" Geek, who was DFL, after being out 2 hours on three mile trail

Saturday, October 12th, 2002

Saint Arnold's or Milk?! Which will it be?

Tuesday, the 1st Day in October, 2002

The #1 Reason to be R.A.?

PIPES: It's what I live for!
... To get ahead in life!

Fire Tunnel does a Down Down on her knees for "kicking the Bunny" whilst scouting trail



Saturday Sept. 14th, 2002

Where did my head GOA!?
"Will Give Head to Get Head!"

Head Sucker lost her Head at the Colorado InviHashinal

Oh where O' where did my little head GOA!?

...Traumatized by the situation, Head Sucker said she'd "Give Head to Get Head", Tuna Delight & Halfmoon share her pain!


Saturday Sept. 7th, 2002

John Girl?

JohnBoy & Twin Peaks carry-on at the Colorado InviHashinal, Labor Day '02

...we don't know who's swim suit he has on or who's not wearing it as this was taken, needless to say there were many in the pool (not shown) wearing their birthday suits who were candidates

Sunday July 21st, 2002

Evolution of the modern Hasher!

Baby Huey, Geek, & Roller Balls

Thursday July 4th, 2002

Happy 4th of July from the Houston Hash House Harriers

Sunday, June 22th, 2002

Paddy Wanker fullfills a Harriette's every need

Sunday, June 9th, 2002

Smooth Stroker, after being elected to Mismanagement

And She Said...

Saturday, June 1st, 2002

Ever wonder where Hashers come from?
Giving Birth to Hashers! ... Push! Push!!

Deep within Memorial Park... Honey, it's Twins!

Looking like proud parents, Heartache, Estrus, & Menage Myself give birth to Hash Twins: Saran Crap & John Boy

Saturday, May 18th, 2002

A long day of Hashing? Need your Teddy? Don't despair!

Pipes snoozes after a long night with 'da boys!

Saturday, April 27th, 2002

Roller, is that a medical problem? Phart, why are you holding the wrong end?

Muscle Phart & Roller Balls get ICED!

Thursday, April 4th, 2002


They've got! ...shamrocks in their pants, shamrocks in their pants....

St Patrick's Day Run Hares Celebrate!

Small Johnson, Tonka F*ck, Sex Toy, Horny Hussy, and Yeastie Boy

Thursday, March 21st, 2002


He Drove the Snakes out of Ireland!

Happy St Patrick's Day from Halfmoon & Mismanagement!

Monday, March 11th, 2002


The Perfect Woman!

Will He Peter slyly convinces Happy Meal "this is Fun!"

Sunday, March 3rd, 2002

Hot Dogging it on Valentines Day!

Metal Muff does the Dog!
...as Rain Bitch dreams of more

Monday, February 3rd, 2002


Pooper Bowl 2002!

Monday, February 3rd, 2002


Time for Mr Happy?

Monday, January 28th, 2002

This is what happens when you don't follow trail

Monday, January 14th, 2002

Y. M. C. A.
Saturday January 5th, 2002



Boys will be Boys! Girls will be Girls! But...
Don't mess with Allison!
Monday December 31st, 2001

As 2001 comes to a close, and we look back at the year gone by,
how could we forget the night the Hash was "On the Piss Again" with Allison bearing down
Of the harriettes in this picture, there were three flooded cars and one flood house.

Thankyou Sticky Lips, Just It's, Riff Raff, HOV, Stuck from Behind, Rain Bitch (and we're still holding you responsible), Gas Light, ?( o ) ( o )?, Humbug, S.O.S., and Heartache for sharing the moment.


So that's what they call them in Michigan!
Saturday, December 22th, 2001

Michigan Harriette earns a little XXXtra Xmas Spending Money


Hash Elves!
Now wouldn't you want one of these in/near/around your stocking!?

Bare Ass Burn & WoW MoM WoW!

Saturday, December 15th, 2001

Taken at the HASH X-MAS Party
Saint Arnold's Brewery

Virgin Hares!

Stuck on the Bone & Stuck From Behind!

Thursday, November 15th, 2001

Taken at the Stuck Run, Sunday 11-11-01
Hershey Highway & Saran Crap are doing the flouring...

The Maid Brigade!

Gang Bang the Tidy Bowl Man?!

Sunday, October 28th, 2001

Taken at the On The Rag Drag Hash, Halloween 2001
ON TOP: EZ Fag, Cummi Bear, Eargasm, Menage Myself, and French Drip


Kiss my Hash!

Have you kissed a Hasher Today?!

Friday, October 19h, 2001

[Go get 'em Finger Fuck!]


They can't kill ourAmerican Spirit!

The Houston Hash held a candle prayer circle, sang the National Anthem, and Swing Low (the real version) at Memorial Park at our Friday Night Social.

Friday, Sept 14th, 2001

[Backdrop Compliments of Altered Boy]


Optimal Keg Placement!

Monday, Aug 13th, 2001


They're gone, but not forgotten!

Limp Noodle takes his shot at Lazy Worm...

Then has to settle for Bald Eagle.

Friday, Aug 3rd, 2001


Hooter Bill just can't understand why "HIS" run wasn't the Best Run of the Year....

Dickhead Talks! ...Hooter Listens!?

Then we wonder why women think men don't....

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001


The Houston Hash bids Farewell & Happy Trails to FULL SERVICE as she prepares to move to Colorado

Those Nipples are OURS!

Sunday, July 15th, 2001



SOS and Group Sex ask the eternal question....

Got Gum?

Thursday, June 7th, 2001


Yellow vs. Brown, Piss Beer vs. Gourmet?

Even Gas Light (our New Grand Mattress) Can't Decide!

...the Controversy Continues

Thursday, June 7th, 2001

Live Bait
Riff Raff has Sticky Lips next to Sticky Buns

Thursday, May 10, 2001

The Great Kahuna!

Hash god, babe magnet, and not opposed to multiple relationships!

Monday, March 5, 2007

The ICEMAN Cummeth!

Gaslight & Fire Tunnel like it cold and hard

Friday, April 13th, 2001


"My Hooter" pops in on Mighty Mouse & Fire Tunnel for Sushi
BEWARE of suprise visits!
....Tunnel protects her beer from My Hooter

AHNS & Eargasm

Boys will be Boys
Hashers at the Aero's Hockey
Click photo above for the main photo
(click here for After Photo)

Sunday, March 18th, 2001

What makes Hash Women this HAPPY!?

Thursday, Feb 19th, 2001

Former Pooperbowl Recips Burn in Hell! ...Burn Baby! Burn!

(...for waiting this long to give it to Halfmoon)

Thursday, Feb 7th, 2001

Pooper Moon!  ... Hash Budda!

Every Houston Hash(er) has Flour (self Rising), Mud (bayou), Shiggy, Beer (dark!), Peanut Butter (chunky), Bananas (squished), Chips (crushed), Tortilla, and Salsa (shaken, not stirred)!   .... and more Beer!

Monday, Jan 29th, 2001

(342 kb, be patient, pain is good)

Typical Family Hash Youngster!  

Thursday, Jan 18th, 2001

Ava Todd Mason, 
Born by "Dick Chaser" 
On In at
1/11/01 at 12:47 p.m., 6 lbs. 10 oz. and 18 3/4 inches long,
...got to the keg before Geek!

Saturday Jan 13th, 2001



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