Saturday, January 28st, 2006
Budweiser Babes!?
Cums Anyway, Dr Rooot, and SchlumBag caught in action at Fantasy Fest. |
Saturday, January 21st, 2006
Hungry Puszi applies Hash FIRST AID !?
Our Hungarian Harriette, Hungry Puszi (apparently successfully) sooths Grind Slut's bruised *** ...ego?! ...with a little Harriette TLC. |
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2006
This will get Hooter laid for sure! NOT!
Hooter Bill's new trail laying attire on New Years Eve. There was a "Rouge Hash" at Who the Fuck Are You's in Conroe... the pack was looking for trail when they came across four well-healed ladies on horseback, "did you see a guy in red shorts go by?" they asked. The ladies didn't seem too upset, but he scared the hell out of the horses! |
Tuesday, Dec 27th, 2005
My Hooter... Safe and Sound in Austin
After making triumphant return to the H4 Christmas Party (see photos), My Hooter disappeared from CHAINS only to reappear in the loving arms of She Mussel Bitch in Austin
Rumor has it My Hooter took Bohemian Rhapsody to heart, stole a state trooper car, and decided to hang with the Bohemians in Austin |
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
Crazy Fuckers
2005-2006 Mismanagement celebrating Erections!
Left to Right: McPisser, FMR, Fire Tunnel (top), Tonka F*ck (btm), NARC, She Bangs |
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
Desperate Hashwives
TOP/Fronts: Cums Anyway, Schlumbag, Fire Tunnel, SOS, Saltwater Taffy, & Easy Rider
BOTTOM/Backs : Narcoleptic, Angelic, Chaotic, Neurotic, Lactic, Psychotic
Too Cute! But, they don't look that desperate to us!
...then again the adjectives on the back are befitting most Harriettes |
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
We're all Queers together.... ?
Rubbin' The Boy Wanker, Lila' Pussy, and Chicken Choker
on a Mosquito Hash recruiting run (7/23/05) ...
"I realize by asking you to post this that I'm losing potential blackmail potential, however, it is too funny to pass on."
-- McPisser |
Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
Poop 'r Puke?
"Puke" gets the 2005 PooperBowl Award from Headsucker! |
Monday, January 31st, 2005
CAUTION!
Harriettes may be Hazardous to your health ;) |
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Saturday, Oct 30th
Will the Real Hooter Bill Please Step Forward
On The Rag Drag Hash 2004.... The Annual Halloween Drag Hash
An expecting Salt Water does a better Hooter than Hooter!
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Sunday, Jan 2nd, 2005
Blowing your wad in 2005
Fireworks at the New Year's Hangover Hash:
Where there's smoke, there's fire. Gonad and Will He Peter shoot their wad... or, ahem.... try!
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Sunday, Dec 19th, 2004
Santa Knows !
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If you Hash through deep shiggy in the country for long enough, you'll eventually run into a guy with a gun. H4's own Saran Crap probably won't be one of them, BUT HE COULD BE! |
What time is it? ...it's RA Bull Scrotem DownDown time
Butt Pirate brought a Bull Scrotem turned drinking vessel to the Left Right Left Hash.... it quickly gained religous status and he was force to drink from his new holy chalet.
We can hear the dinner conversation at the Pirate household.... "How was the Hash honey?" ...."Oh, I drank from a dryed and tanned bull scrotem that I paid real money for, how was your day?" |
Hurricane, we ain't 'fraid of no Stinkin' Hurricane
Geek & Roller Balls are out on Trail with the circle (consisting of Cummi Bear, Dude where's my Car, EZ Fag, and PeeWee) rages on inside the eye!
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Sunday, Sept 12th, 2004
A Clean Package is a Happy Package
A good run has a good ON ON... but a good run (just like good sex) also consists of that nasty clean up problem. Krusty Kreme cleans his package. |
Monday, Sept 6th, 2004
Praise be the Lord, it's a New Picture of the Week?!!
After a Two Month Sabadical,
POW is Back! While PEE WEE might be praising the Lord or maybe the arrival
of Football Season, this is really from the Christmas Party 2003....
as Halfmoon, Closet Queen, & Menage Myself try to get those beads! |
Thursday, July 8th, 2004
Get Well Soon Pipes!?!!
This is what happens when...
A Drunk Driver goes the wrong way on the Freeway, Sunday, July 4th
....no, it's wasn't Pipes! It was the other guy
Luckily, our boy is survived!
We wish him well in rehab and await a return to the Hash! |
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Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
Are they Crazy?!!
New Mismanagement for 2004-2005:
JM=Rain Bitch & P.P.,
RA=Butt Pirate, Hash Cash=Barbie
& Cums Anyway,
On Sec= Krusty Kreme & Tuna Pucker
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Sunday, May 9th, 2004
Ice the Boobs?!!
Tuna Pucker... Relaxing after
a long hot run! |
Wednesday, April 14 th, 2004
Hash Bunny?!!
Equal Opportunity Eggs
French Drip jumps out of the
closet, sporting his new found Bunny outfit & freshly colored eggs |
Wednesday, April 6th, 2004
Buy Magna Snatch!!
Who else can plug up those nasty leaks!?
Silent Dick gives a Hash Classic
(skit) at the Houston 25th Annual Campout |
Tuesday, February 17th, 2004
Safe Aussie Construction Sites
Who do you call!?
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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
Saddam Impersonator Captured on Trail!
Was it Saddam or was it Blue Balls!!
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
Merry Christmas From the Houston Hash!
...and Merry Christmas to Donut Holer in Kuwait!!
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Saturday, November 7th, 2003
Six Die in Tragic Accident!
We will never be the same!
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Saturday, November 1st, 2003
My muscle's bigger than yours!
Pipes learns first hand, don't challange Digital Input
after she's been hangin' near the keg.
Did they both just miss with the uppercut, or is that bump on your arm?
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Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
Argus welcomes Whitey back to the Hash Kennel!
Whitey, the Hash Website's Wonder Cat (aka The Prince
of West Lamar) went missing for 16 days. He was found 1.5 lbs lighter
and, if it's possible even more friendly than before. Argus, the new
kid in "the hood", welcomes Whitey back. |
Wednesday, Sept. 17th, 2003
The Art of the Accusation!
Minnie Mousse presents her accusation as Such A Puss
waits on the ICE!
...gee, if they were co-hares, they could have a "Minnie Puss"
Run
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Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
How does Houston like it's Harriettes?
...On the Rocks!
Photo taken by Halfmoon ON Trail, July 27th (in Memory
of "G") H4 run with "Downtown Shiggy" (Grind Slut,
hare)
[Who the Fuck Are You follows ? and Gas Light on the rocks] |
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Sunday, July 27th, 2003
Photo Album of 1st PC Hash Ever, Nov. 28th, 1988
Who says a website has to be high tech!
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
What the F***? It's Finger F***!
INTERAMERICAS 2003 - CIA & Finger F*ck Hangin'
Out & Stayin Dry in Costa Rica!
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Sunday, June 29th, 2003
Boyz will be Boyz!
Houston Campout: John Boy takes on both PS Knave &
Slut Slinger in (gay) leg wrestling |
Monday, June 23th, 2003
Fly Otis Fly!
Livin' on the Edge once more, Otis is Catapulted back
to Austin during the Houston Campout.... |
Friday, June 20th, 2003
Da' Boyz!
It was just a year ago.... Hershey Highway, John Boy,
Yeastie Boy, and Pipes began the reign. We won't speculate on whether
they're Kings or Queens. [Menage Myself standing in for Smooth Stroke
& Rubbin as Special Interpreter for Pipes]
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Saturday, May 14th, 2003
Larry, Curly, and Moe
Eargasm, CIA, and Stinky play old movie favorites at
an ON ON ON
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Monday,April 28th, 2003
Such an Angel
Such A Puss after a long day at the Houston Festival....
Move the Hand AWAY from the Crotch!
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Monday,April 14th, 2003
Cycho Hash MRE's ...
Heartache fights for Food at the Cycho Hash On On...
CAREFUL, You'll give that dog Heartworms!
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Monday, February 16th, 2003
Hash Arms Inspectors...
Grind Slut & French Drip demonstrate two methods
of Arms Inspection!
The French way and the American way. |
Tuesday, January 21st, 2003
Reach for the Gold!
Gaslight @ The Hash Mile
Mile 24 of the Houston Marathon is known as "The
Hash Mile", free beer for any runner who wants it. Gaslight came
in very fast, and looking way too chipper on a picturebook day!
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Sunday, January 12th, 2003
Hangover Hash Poster Child
LornaDune crashes after the Hangover Hash on NewYears Day, 2003
We don't know if shes a) tired, b) has a headache,
or c) is having a fashion nightmare... but this combination of fabrics
is enough to give us all three. |
Saturday, December 28th, 2002
Will He Peter receives "Worst Run of the Year"
Award
Hash Christmas Party, 2002
...for himself EZ Fag and Choo Choo. Actually, the
Run was excellent, it was the flat beer served at the On On that helped
net the most votes
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Friday, December 20th, 2002
Puppy Prick defends the Mrs. from a rouge Hasher
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Friday, December 13th, 2002
Gulf War Veteran done in by Xmas Lights
Everyone knows Friday the 13th is an unlucky day. Especially
so for EZ Fag. As you can see, SOS is all broken up! .....She had to
take this "dummy" down after neighbors and passers-by repeatly
called 911 to save EZ Fag, thereby pissing off the local authorities
with such trivia. Somehow they were not amused that this really wasn't
EZ Fag.
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Sunday, November 16th, 2002
Cigar Anyone?
Everyone knows Harriettes love to roll things in their
fingers.... BBrrrrrgh takes a puff after a good Hash. The blow comes
after this. |
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Sunday, November 10th, 2002
To Hot To Handle!
Such-a-Puss, Rubbin, & Poker Face add color to
the Houston MedCenter skyline.... Once a year (we hope it's only once)
at Halloween & the On The Rag Drag Hash, Boys will be Girls. We
don't know if that's Hash Cash in Rubbin's skirt or if he/she earned
it the hard way.
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Friday, October 18th, 2002
Alex (Capt. Condom) Wins the Hash!
Ok, so you can never "win" the Hash, but
he does "Beat" Geek, who was DFL, after being out 2 hours
on three mile trail |
Saturday, October 12th, 2002
Saint Arnold's or Milk?! Which will it be? |
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Tuesday, the 1st Day in October, 2002
The #1 Reason to be R.A.?
PIPES: It's what I live for!
... To get ahead in life!
Fire Tunnel does a Down
Down on her knees for "kicking the Bunny" whilst scouting
trail
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Saturday Sept. 14th, 2002
Where did my head GOA!?
"Will Give Head to Get Head!"
Head Sucker lost her Head at
the Colorado InviHashinal
Oh where O' where did my little
head GOA!?
...Traumatized by the situation,
Head Sucker said she'd "Give Head to Get Head", Tuna Delight
& Halfmoon share her pain!
HANG IN THERE HEAD SUCKER!
YOUR HEAD MAY NOT HAVE LEGS, ARMS, OR A HEART, BUT WITH OUT, IT WILL
NOT PART |
Saturday Sept. 7th, 2002
John Girl?
JohnBoy & Twin Peaks carry-on
at the Colorado InviHashinal, Labor Day '02
...we don't know who's swim
suit he has on or who's not wearing it as this was taken, needless to
say there were many in the pool (not shown) wearing their birthday suits
who were candidates |
Sunday July 21st, 2002
Evolution of the modern Hasher!
Baby Huey, Geek, & Roller Balls |
Thursday July 4th, 2002
Happy 4th of July
from the Houston Hash House Harriers |
Sunday, June 22th, 2002
Paddy Wanker fullfills a Harriette's every need |
Sunday, June 9th, 2002
Smooth Stroker, after being elected to Mismanagement |
And She Said...
Saturday, June 1st, 2002 |
Ever wonder where Hashers come
from?
Giving Birth to Hashers! ... Push! Push!!
Deep within Memorial Park... Honey, it's Twins!
Looking like proud parents, Heartache, Estrus, &
Menage Myself give birth to Hash Twins: Saran Crap & John Boy
Saturday, May 18th, 2002 |
A long day of Hashing? Need your
Teddy? Don't despair!
Pipes snoozes after a long night with 'da boys!
Saturday, April 27th, 2002 |
Roller, is that a medical problem?
Phart, why are you holding the wrong end?
Muscle Phart & Roller Balls get ICED!
Thursday, April 4th, 2002
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They've got! ...shamrocks in
their pants, shamrocks in their pants....
St Patrick's Day Run Hares Celebrate!
Small Johnson, Tonka F*ck, Sex Toy, Horny Hussy, and
Yeastie Boy
Thursday, March 21st, 2002
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He Drove the Snakes out of Ireland!
Happy St Patrick's Day
from Halfmoon & Mismanagement!
Monday, March 11th, 2002
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The Perfect Woman!
Will He Peter slyly convinces Happy Meal "this
is Fun!"
Sunday, March 3rd, 2002 |
Hot Dogging it on Valentines
Day!
Metal Muff does the Dog!
...as Rain Bitch dreams of more
Monday, February 3rd, 2002
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Monday, February 3rd, 2002
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Time for Mr Happy?
Monday, January 28th, 2002 |
This is what happens when you don't follow trail
Monday, January 14th, 2002 |
MEN MEN MEN MEN.....!
Y. M. C. A.
Saturday January 5th, 2002
CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR 2002 IN THE HOT TUB
WITH REST OF THE HANG0VER HASH HASHERS @ THE ON ON ON
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Boys will be Boys! Girls will
be Girls! But...
Don't mess with Allison!
Monday December 31st, 2001
As
2001 comes to a close, and we look back at the year gone by,
how could we forget the night the Hash was "On the Piss Again"
with Allison bearing down
Of the harriettes in this picture, there were three flooded cars and
one flood house.
Thankyou
Sticky Lips, Just It's, Riff Raff, HOV, Stuck from Behind,
Rain Bitch
(and we're still holding you responsible),
Gas Light, ?( o ) ( o )?, Humbug, S.O.S., and Heartache for sharing
the moment.
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So that's what they call them
in Michigan!
Saturday, December 22th, 2001
Michigan
Harriette earns a little XXXtra Xmas Spending Money
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Hash Elves!
Now wouldn't you want one of these in/near/around your stocking!?
Bare Ass Burn & WoW MoM WoW!
Saturday, December 15th, 2001
Taken
at the HASH X-MAS Party
Saint Arnold's Brewery
12-01-01 |
Virgin Hares!
Stuck on the Bone & Stuck
From Behind!
Thursday, November 15th, 2001
Taken
at the Stuck Run, Sunday 11-11-01
Hershey Highway & Saran Crap are doing the flouring... |
The Maid Brigade!
Gang Bang the Tidy Bowl Man?!
Sunday, October 28th, 2001
Taken
at the On The Rag Drag Hash, Halloween 2001
ON TOP: EZ Fag, Cummi Bear, Eargasm, Menage Myself, and French Drip
ON THE BOTTOM: Tool Box
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Kiss my Hash!
Have you kissed a Hasher Today?!
Friday, October 19h, 2001
[Go
get 'em Finger Fuck!]
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They can't kill ourAmerican Spirit!
The Houston Hash held a candle
prayer circle, sang the National Anthem, and Swing Low (the real version)
at Memorial Park at our Friday Night Social.
Friday, Sept 14th, 2001
[Backdrop
Compliments of Altered Boy]
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Optimal Keg Placement!
Monday, Aug 13th, 2001
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They're gone, but not forgotten!
Limp Noodle takes his shot at
Lazy Worm...
Then has to settle for Bald Eagle.
Friday, Aug 3rd, 2001
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Hooter Bill just can't understand why "HIS"
run wasn't the Best Run of the Year....
Dickhead Talks! ...Hooter Listens!?
Then we wonder why women think
men don't....
Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
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The Houston Hash bids Farewell & Happy Trails to
FULL SERVICE as she prepares to move to Colorado
Those Nipples are OURS!
Sunday, July 15th, 2001
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SOS and Group Sex ask the eternal question....
Got Gum?
Thursday, June 7th, 2001 |
Yellow vs. Brown, Piss Beer vs. Gourmet?
Even Gas Light (our New Grand Mattress) Can't Decide!
...the Controversy Continues
Thursday, June 7th, 2001 |
Live Bait
Riff Raff has Sticky Lips next to Sticky Buns
Thursday, May 10, 2001 |
The Great Kahuna!
Hash god, babe magnet, and not opposed to multiple relationships!
Monday, March 5, 2007
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The ICEMAN
Cummeth!
Gaslight & Fire Tunnel like it cold and hard
Friday, April 13th, 2001
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"My Hooter" pops in on Mighty Mouse
& Fire Tunnel for Sushi
BEWARE of suprise visits!
....Tunnel protects her beer from My Hooter |
AHNS & Eargasm
Boys will be Boys
Hashers at the Aero's Hockey
Click
photo above for the main photo
(click here for After Photo)
Sunday, March 18th, 2001 |
Thursday,
Feb 19th, 2001 |
Former Pooperbowl Recips Burn in Hell! ...Burn
Baby! Burn!
(...for waiting this long to give it to Halfmoon)
Thursday, Feb 7th, 2001 |
Pooper Moon! ... Hash Budda!
Every Houston Hash(er) has Flour (self Rising), Mud
(bayou), Shiggy, Beer (dark!), Peanut Butter (chunky), Bananas (squished),
Chips (crushed), Tortilla, and Salsa (shaken, not stirred)!
.... and more Beer!
Monday, Jan 29th, 2001 |
(342
kb, be patient, pain is good)
Typical Family Hash Youngster!
Thursday, Jan 18th, 2001 |
Ava Todd Mason,
Born by "Dick Chaser"
On In at 1/11/01 at 12:47 p.m., 6 lbs. 10 oz. and 18
3/4 inches long,
...got to the keg before Geek!
Saturday Jan 13th, 2001 |
Waiting for the short bus. 
