Cuntonese Cuisine

(Hooter Bill & SCH3's favorite ONONON Dining Establishment!)

¥ - Spicy

A'la Carte ($2.69 Each) Dinner Combinations

Cum Drop Soup - fresh every 27 days

1. Goo in Hand....$9.69 - For those dining alone

Pee Yu Platter - clothes pin extra

2. Go Wee Chick....$6.99 - Sloppy Seconds - No extra charge!

¥ Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & raincoat extra

3. Cum Tu Soon....$$6.99 - Order Early  - These go fast!

¥ Yung Poon Tang - Mi Ling's best, no take out orders accepted

4. Suc Mi Wang....$6.99 - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

5. Sum Dum Chick....$4.99 - You get what you pay for

Luncheon Specials

6. Fuc Mei Slo....$6.99 - not available after 10:00pm

1. Sum Yung Chick....$6.99 - different and delicious

¥ 7. Lik Mi Clit....$6.99 -  Once you get past the smell you've got it licked

2. Won Hung Lo....$6.99 - Chinese Meatballs

¥¥ 8. Cho Kon It....$9.69 - not for light throated

3. Sum Dum Fuc....$9.99 - Same as #1 but with extra sauce

9. To Ken Cho Ken Po Ken...$6.99 - more than a mouth full!

4. Chu Sum Twat....$16.99 - Dinner for Parties of 3 or more

10. Wai Tu Yung....$4.99 - not available school nights

5. Suc Mi Pork....$9.69 - Chef's Special

11. Sum Yum Cum....$7.99 - Lo Cal Diet Special

6. Fuc Yu Man....$6.69 - Specialty of the House