Hares: Grind Slut and I Am Cumstain

Sunday got off to a slow start! Campers gradually got out of their tents after a LONG night of partying, making their way over to the main tent for some much needed breakfast! Menage Myself (chef extraordinaire) whipped up some eggs, ham, and other breakfast taco items. He also had an assortment of “Continental Breakfast” items such as donuts, muffins, and yogurt. Food for every palate. Mimosas topped it all off for getting us tired hashers up and going. Continue reading →

Hare: Geek

Campout weekend…..a time I’ve been looking forward to, but with some dread! Would we, Mismanagement that is, manage to live up to everyone’s expectations and put on a fun campout weekend? Getting set up the weekend before, I felt better knowing that we had a lot done. Other than picking up the tasty beer and food, it was all easy things left to do the Friday we started the campout! Of course, nothing ever goes as planned…..but I still declare at the beginning of this hash trash that this campout was….KICK A$$!! Continue reading →

Hares:  Pimp Doggy Dog, adiposity Cumoniwannalaya, capsule Pipes, Butt Pirate and Klosit Phreek

It was a gorgeous day for a run, Mother’s Day. The 4 o’clock start gave us more time to spend with our dear ol’ mums. The hares, our local nurses Pimp Doggy Dog, Cumoniwannalaya, Pipes, Butt Pirate and Klosit Phreek, were in rare form… or maybe not so rare.

There we are at the start across from the zoo awaiting chalk talk, and here cums Klosit Phreek with her special swine flu inoculation “shots”, wearing the sexiest nurse’s uniform I’ve ever seen, including 10 inch white pumps and a nurse’s hat. Everyone partook in her yummy jello shots and penicillin shots of Hypnotiq. Hearts warmed knowing that we were getting the best possible care and TLC from our beloved nurses. Continue reading →

Hares:  Horsefli Drivebi and Pink Slit

So as the hash got 3 days away from Sunday…still with no hare…MM sent out numerous emails BEGGING for someone to step up and be a hero! After my email threatening that if I hared, I would force a two mile straight stretch of road with no checks, I got 2 emails immediately saying they would hare! Yet again, Horsefli Drivebi stepped up to the task of haring another trail after just doing his Virgin Lay 2 weeks before! This time, he had Pink Slit by his side to arrange for beer and food! And it was a good day! Continue reading →

Hares: The Pitts, Turtle Brains, and Heartache

The day was marvelous! No one could ask for a more perfect day! Clear blue skies, just right temps, and the promise of a good urban shiggy trail. Our hares, The Pitts, Turtle Brains, and Heartache had us meet at 3pm at the corner of Bingle and West Little York on the Northwest side of town for a most excellent trail!

As I arrived, I noticed Lorna Dunes and Geek getting Lorna’s bike all aired up. I pulled in next to them and opened up the back of my car where I had some beer ready to drink. Taking one out and pouring it into my vessel, I start my day of drinking….preparing for a hash. Continue reading →

Hares: Tap Dat Ass and Chicken Pot Guy

After having missed the last time our visiting hare was in town, I ended up in bed sick as a dog and not able to make the run. This time, a much healthier 8″ Crack was able to make today’s run hared by Tap Dat Ass and visiting hare Chicken Pot Guy from New Orleans, or is it Virginia, or soon to be DC?? Considering CPG hared my first ever hash in New Orleans for the Red Dress Run almost 2 years ago, I was looking forward to today’s run! The start was at Old Spanish Trail and Cullen for a live hared trail at 3pm. Continue reading →

Hares: I Am Cumstain and Just Ryan

It was a great day for hashing. With temperatures in the 70s, order sixty or so hashers showed up for the Save the Shiggy run in Humble. Even though hare I Am Cumstain had been running a fever for two days before the run, order he and co-hare Ryan laid an interesting trail, capsule which confounded a lot of veteran hashers. Maybe the fever explains the beginning of the trail where the runner’s trail was indistinguishable from the walker’s trail. Or later, it could explain two competing arrows only a couple of blocks apart each pointing at the other arrow. In between the arrows, there were marks on all four corners of the street intersection…..what did that mean? Continue reading →