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#1766 – Dangle and MM

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Live lay, erectile Started at happy meal park, troche ended at full moon lot.  Was more than 6 miles.  Dangle ran out of flour.  MM Approved the naming of Death Cab for Bootie and JizzHands from the Fridays full moon.  Keg of Shiner.  People gave up and ran back to their cars when they were almost to the end.     On-after at Bubbas.

#1759 – World Peace Through Beer Hash

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Hares:  Hole In One, Too Drunk to F*ck and Tender Vittles (again)

What was supposed to be a World PEACE through Beer quickly became a World War on Beer.  To start off, the Allied Powers were represented by an American, a Canadian and a Brit.  After leaving the start at Hermann Park and running around trying to avoid mosquitoes, the pack found themselves at the Holocaust Museum where Tender Vittles was waiting with a German beer.  The pack quickly disposed of those filthy Germans and were on their way.  After running through some of the Museum district and past the lake of Hermann Park the pack stumbled upon poor Hair-ea 69 sitting in a bog waiting for a train and a cooler full of Sapporo beer.  Those dang Japanese, attacking Hair-ea 69 with their big ass beers and kamikaze mosquitoes.

After subduing the Japanese with an atomic beer shotgunning, the pack was on it’s way.  After leaving Hermann park, we ended up next to the hospital disctrict, where the third beer check had come and gone in a matter of minutes.  Most of the pack didn’t get any beer but I assume it was Italian and the hashers hung it out to dry quite easily.  At the end of the hash, Ramrod used an entire can of mosquito repellent and fogged the entire area, a squirrel was released upon the pack and the lovely Sarah was officially named “Flatline”.

Thus the world was a more peaceful and happy place.

On-On.

3 beer checks spread out too far, 1 by holocaust museum with german beer, 2nd in a swamp. 3rd – no beer for most of the pack.

false on top of the hill.

mosquitoes, mosquitoes, mosquitoes. (ramrod fogging the place with repellent.

naming of sarah, flatline

6 miles

 

Hash #1757 – Just Tiffany’s Dangling Virginity Hash

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Hares:  Dangleberries and Just Tiffany

Here’s a good one… What’s wet and cold and falls from the sky?

RAIN!!!  I know some of you don’t remember what that is but it’s AWESOME!  And it’s something H4 hasn’t been able to run in in a looooong time.  I love running in the rain!  It makes the mud, sweat and beers so much better.  What’s even cooler though is Continue reading →