Come along and pub-crawl your way through Downtown Houston via the MetroRail! We will all purchase a Metro
pass, which according to a guy that I know, should cost about $2.50. This guy better not be lying. I’m not going to
say who he is, but his name starts with a P, and ends with a latterPuss,. Not saying any more.
“Americas Best Value Inn-Medical Center Downtown”, which shall henceforth be known as “Le Slumber Castle”
is a cheap hotel near the rail. However, the rail stops at midnight and this hotel is 4.5 miles from the end. Other
options include taxi, Wave bus (until 1 am), car pooling with a sober driver, getting a different hotel near the
end location, or possibly hitching a ride with a hobo with a sissy bar on his bike. Hotels near the end are more
expensive but if you use Priceline’s “name your price” option, you can generally get cheaper prices and then share