Nonsense, silliness and appropriate hash behavior.
Hares: Geek, Horsefli, Heartache, Too Drunk to Fuck, Dick Assley, Catcher in the Brown Eye, Flatline, the rest of Mismanagement and anyone else that helped run things.
Well, the H4 spring campout was this past weekend and boy was it a hoot. It all went down at an awesome place called MYBEACH1.com right on the San Jacinto river. It had plenty of camp space, shiggy swampland, two beaches, a pavilion and lots of great people. On-on for more…
Hares: Vanilla Starfish, Free Pussy
So what was supposed to be the Leather and Lace hash really turned into the 2nd Anal Punishment hash for no other reason than the hares strange fetish for S&M and anal play. The pack met up at Spotts park dressed in their Sunday’s best lingerie to a few strange looks from non-hashers coming to the park. We were also lucky enough to have some spying eyes from the roof of the adjacent building. One even flashed us as we waiting to start. Finally the hares did chalk talk and we were on our way to the promised Alcohol check . On-on for more…
Hares: Death Cab for Bootie, Platterpuss*, Duke of Puke (as a stand-in for Platter)
50-60 hashers gathered on a downtown street side for chalk talk. I had gone for a little warm-up run (yes, I was made to drink for this) and saw that a cop car had pulled up asking questions. Not sure what was said; the hash was subsequently left in peace to parade through downtown Houston.South, east, north, west, south again was sorta how the trail went. Hares did a good job of keeping the pack together. On-on for more…
Look at the lovely people.
Photo Courtesy of Ass Swipe
Hares: Master Chugger, Emeritus, Hooter Bill, Slumbag
What a fun time and a great turnout for MC’s 30th year of hashing celebration!
If you weren’t there, you missed a fast trail, plenty of heat and food at the
On-In, and a hilarious circle!
Here are a few of my memories: On-on for more…
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The wanker Vote for Pedro has decided to leave. Not only will he be forgotten, but he will not be missed. Have fun paying $20 for NYC hashes. And tell that @$$ I Am Cumstain to bring back the Hash Shit or else!
Did we ever tell you that we hate your f@*king face? Well if we didn’t, we’re telling you now!
(No, but seriously, we will miss you VFP! Come back to visit!)
Vote for Pedro...to get off our island!
As told in the form of several funny (and mostly decent) pictures, we present, the H4 Spring Campout Scrapbook! Thanks to Dickrectionally Challenged for being sober enough to take most of these.
It's not a party without Mud in a wig.
Reverse Cowboy finally gets defloured.
Hares – Tai Tai Toy, Mud In My Crick, Ramrod
Virgins – 3
Visitors – 2
Total Hashers – 81
Quote of the run: “Heartache did not short cut! He zen-hashed the trail!” –Heartache
Freezing. Of all the runs I can remember, this first Sunday of 2011 was a cold one. Indeed, the hares warned of a chilly ending, but not an @$$ freezer! Tai Tai Toy promised to sacrifice Mud and Ramrod to the hash gods “Shanghai Style” which brought out over 80 people in pure curiosity. They promised a 4-5 mile trail of urban and mixed shiggy and some holy guacamole a la CSI. We began at the Full Moon parking lot, and took a little trip into the Memorial wilderness. Hounds off at 2:30 sharp!
Now, dear hashers, your reverent and endearing On-Sec was running a wide version of the Memorial Loop earlier in the day while training for the Houston Marathon (what a rac*st), and found, what looked to be flour. Let me recount the tale…
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