Houston Hash House Harriers

Look at the lovely people.

Photo Courtesy of Ass Swipe

Hares:  Platter-Puss, AssSwipe, Guest Hare Ez to Please and Twinkletoes

(picture courtesy of C.C.)

What a fantastic day for a Red Dress Run with such a large group of hashers.  I think the final number was 99 total hashers including quite a few reboots and more than enough new boots.  One particularly awesome reboot was Hash Royalty, Miss TXIH Ez to Please, in from Boston.  We also had Semper Pie visit us from San Antonio!!!!  The pack met up at the Flying Saucer for some Texas Pints prelubing and by the time I got there, I could tell I had missed out.  The place was packed.  It was so full that half of the hashers had to hang out on the patio in their pretty red dresses while the hares “finalized their plans”(drank). On-on for more…

Hares: 8″ Crack and Pull The Plug

H4 #1773 PTP & 8 Bday run

Pull the Plug = Green (HARE)
Blow Hole = Blue
Reverse Cowboy = Yellow
Krusty Kreme = Red

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Click through the jump to read about how Hole in 1 found a human femur on trail!

On-on for more…

Loony Poon at the beer mile. (Photo by DH)

Thanks to everyone that came out to help set up and cheer at the beer mile!

The wanker Vote for Pedro has decided to leave. Not only will he be forgotten, but he will not be missed. Have fun paying $20 for NYC hashes. And tell that @$$ I Am Cumstain to bring back the Hash Shit or else!

Did we ever tell you that we hate your f@*king face? Well if we didn’t, we’re telling you now!

(No, but seriously, we will miss you VFP! Come back to visit!)

Vote for Pedro...to get off our island!

As told in the form of several funny (and mostly decent) pictures, we present, the H4 Spring Campout Scrapbook! Thanks to Dickrectionally Challenged for being sober enough to take most of these.

It's not a party without Mud in a wig.

On-on for more…

SPF 50 gets defloured

Quote of the week-
Hooterbill (upon the collapse of his competitor’s tower): “Ooooh! JENGA!!!”