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Hash news from H4 and beyond.

Hapi Coat Order #2

We are placing a second round of orders for Hapi Coats.  The order will be placed once we reach 26 coats for the price break, or September 31st, whichever comes first.  Note that these coats are $5 more than the first round in case we do not make the price break quantity.  If we DO, then you will receive a refund.
Please select your size and type your name and then use the buy it now button below.  Alternatively, you may save a couple of bucks by giving a checl to hash cash at the next event.
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H4 1693 Hash Trash & Map

Legend -

Red=Stuck on the Bone

Yellow = McP

Click on the red magnifying glass to enlarge:

H4 1693 Monday Night

Hash Trash #1693 – Deep in the Shape of Texas

Hares: Master Chugger, Dumpster Digger, and Roller Balls
Hounds: 87
Virgins: 7
Visitors: 1

Quote of the Run, “Guess someone’s wedding didn’t go according to plan!” –Master Chugger about the appearance of On-In wedding cake.

Given that many out of town hash events were going on the weekend of August 14 – 15, the Houston Hash was treated to an old school hash – running on a Monday night! And given the heat lately, it was a welcome return to running on a Monday evening. On-on for more…

Run # 1692 Stumble through Humble

Hares: Heartache, NARC and Twinkle Toes

Hash Trash  #1692

Stumble through Humble Hash

3 hares

10 virgins

126 regular hashers

It has been a while since we had a “Stumble through Humble”, so the hash was excited to take the journey up North East for a fine shaggy hash. In fact the last time that we had a Stumble up there was when we had our “I am Cum Stain” in town. Sure wish that he could make it to the hash. But wait! He is here! It’s a hash miracle. Cum Stain is in town for the Rumble through Humble hash! On-on for more…

Bayou clean up project-UPDATED

EDIT -Thanks to the 50 or so hashers and friends that turned up to the cleanup this morning. The Buffalo Bayou partnership and St. Arnold representatives were highly impressed! This is part of the continuing process to build the relationship between the hash, St. Arnold (for beer, of course), and the Buffalo Bayou people, who are making huge efforts to gain more public access to various points along the bayou, or can you say “new ending spots for hash trails?” On-on for more…

Vote for your 2010-2011 Mismanagement

Erections are this Sunday. As per tradition, the run, hared by outgoing Mismanagement, is free. See a list of candidates below, and remember, you must be present at the hash to vote.

Joint Master

  • Dick-Rectionally Challenged
  • McPisser
  • Burning Rubber
  • Parson’s Nose

Hash Cash

  • Spin Cycle
  • Circle Jerk
  • Tap dat Ass

On-Sec

  • EZ to Plz
  • Old Faithful
  • Thornholio
  • C 3P Holes

Religious Advisor

  • Horsefli Drive-Bi
  • Rain Bitch
  • NARC

Register now for the 2010 Spring Campout!

The H4 2010 Spring Campout will be April 29 through May 2. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park, location of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Register online now to ensure you get the best rate!

More information, a schedule, rego forms and a Paypal link can all be found here.

The H4 Annual Red Dress Run

To support all your crossdressing needs!

This Saturday the Houston Hash House Harriers present the wicked re-animation of our annual RED DRESS RUN! Cum wear your sexiest red dress and show off some leg! On-on for more…

71 years ago today

This “tweet” comes direct from the official Twitter page for the Hash House Harriers

Hash House Harriers on Twitter

Join Snatcha and your other H4.org contributors in raising a glass to today’s Hashiversary.

The H4 30th Anniversary Campout is this weekend!

The 30th Anniversary Campout weekend begins with the Pub Crawl on Thursday evening, May 14, then it’s on to the Flying I Ranch and its awesome Hashing terrain for a great Houston campout including Hash runs on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. If you have not yet registered, you can still do so for the price of $99.99, you’ll get great runs, great beer, great food, and a great time with your fellow Hashers.

Also remember that if you decide to go without pre-registering, except for the Sunday run, you’ll be paying the $99.99 in cash since we won’t be accepting checks at the campsite. For directions, campout rules (yes, there are rules), the schedule of events and the Who’s Cumming list, click here.

February Cychohash Trash and some announcements!

Hare: The Pitts

More pics from the February 2009 Cychohash can be viewed here.(Ed. note: Shiggy-shaggy!) rode 15.2 and I rode 17.3. It was quite nice but boy was it windy. Can someone please tell me how you can ride your bike, twist in turn in streets, and be in the wind 85% of the time? I do say, the directions with the wind were phenomenal. The food was also yummy — meatless red and veggie lasagna. I had thirds. Kudos to Small and Leia for riding the trail together. Leia just turned 4 and rode in the Kanga Pack with Small the whole way. What a great family experience. Please remember, children are always welcome at the Cychohash. On-on for more…