Houston Hash House Harriers

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Join the Houston Hash for the 2012 Spring Campout at MyBeach, along the San Jacinto River, featuring virgin shiggy along the banks of the San Jacinto River, beaches, a jetski launch, pinatas and much, much more.

The Campout will take place May 4-6 at 18935 Van Road, Houston, TX, 77049.

Want to know more? Read on.

Loony Poon at the beer mile. (Photo by DH)

Thanks to everyone that came out to help set up and cheer at the beer mile!

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Hares: Asswipe and some other hashers

This hash could be summed up in 3 words; Dangle Berry Dick. Oh and pedophilia. Both are 100% my fault although Dangle was a very willing partner. Soft and gentle. Like a baby panda, with his dick out.

All joking aside what better way to ring in the mono-theistic holiday weekend by running around the city’s largest park and then throwing shit in sand. I loved it. Heartache shared some of his fantastic Brooklyn Black Ops with me and I finally found god!

Ok, the beer part was true but the god part isn’t. I was raised in catholic schools, there’s no help for me

Oh hi, Satan. Do you have anything near the kitchen?

Live lay, Started at happy meal park, ended at full moon lot.  Was more than 6 miles.  Dangle ran out of flour.  MM Approved the naming of Death Cab for Bootie and JizzHands from the Fridays full moon.  Keg of Shiner.  People gave up and ran back to their cars when they were almost to the end.     On-after at Bubbas.

It was cold and rainy.  I was on my couch all day.  Best trail of the year.  Thanks for picking up the slack since Twinkle Toes was a wanker and chose “work training” over the hash.

4.5 miles of pure awesome.  Two beer checks!  Super Happy Fun Land was a kick ass ending and even better on after(the HashMash Party).  Probably the best hash I’ve ever been on.  D&W’s Lounge has become one of my favorite places to go.

Our theme is Enchantment Under the Sea — we’ll have a kick-ass band and lots of fun. Want more info? Go here to register.