Houston Hash House Harriers

Legend -

Red=Stuck on the Bone

Yellow = McP

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H4 1693 Monday Night

Hash Trash #1693 – Deep in the Shape of Texas

Hares: Master Chugger, Dumpster Digger, and Roller Balls
Hounds: 87
Virgins: 7
Visitors: 1

Quote of the Run, “Guess someone’s wedding didn’t go according to plan!” –Master Chugger about the appearance of On-In wedding cake.

Given that many out of town hash events were going on the weekend of August 14 – 15, the Houston Hash was treated to an old school hash – running on a Monday night! And given the heat lately, it was a welcome return to running on a Monday evening. On-on for more…

Hares: Heartache, NARC and Twinkle Toes

Hash Trash  #1692

Stumble through Humble Hash

3 hares

10 virgins

126 regular hashers

It has been a while since we had a “Stumble through Humble”, so the hash was excited to take the journey up North East for a fine shaggy hash. In fact the last time that we had a Stumble up there was when we had our “I am Cum Stain” in town. Sure wish that he could make it to the hash. But wait! He is here! It’s a hash miracle. Cum Stain is in town for the Rumble through Humble hash! On-on for more…

Stuck on the Bone = YellowHeartache = GreenPP = PurpleMcP = Red

Run #1690 Pussy Checker & Easy to Please Hash

25-JUL-10

2 Hares, 6 virgins, 95 hounds

Happy Hash Day to you! Happy Hash day to you!

There is no better way to celebrate a birthday or hash anniversary than to be a hare and set a trail!

Easy to Please celebrated one year of hashing and Pussy Checker celebrated his birthday by haring a most excellent hash. Who needs birthday cake when you have a birthday keg?!

The hares chose a wonderfully convenient start On-on for more…

Legend:

H4 1689 Fiestavus

Conejos: Menage Myself, Nibble My Tits, Pussy Checker, Smooth Stroker, and Snatcha-Terry-Ass.

Perros: 72
Virgens: 12
Pendejos: 19
Visitante: 5

Cotización del funcionamiento: “Donde están las cervezas?”

¡Hola mis amigos! Estoy apesadumbrado para la última basura del picadillo. Mi español es viejo.  Eso es aceptable. Nadie sabe hablar español de todos modos (no incluso Mosca Española). Puedo decir cualquier cosa que deseo decir. On-on for more…

MAP

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H4 1688 Hare U #2

Hash Trash Run #1688

Lesson Plan: 11-JUL-10

Subject:  Hare U – Class II

Attendance: 6 new Boots,1 Visitor, 2 Hare U students ,1 hare-structor, 97 regular hashers, one dead body.

Objective: The on-sec will re-count the tales and trials of the Hare U Class II.

Activities planned: Drinking, Running, Drinking, Singing, Drinking.

Introduction: This hasher loves it when we hash inside the loop. I am especially happy for a Memorial Park area start. The instructor for Hare University II is truly wise. There is so much to explore in the trails. Hooter and the Reverend had that chance to explore and have the “find of the decade”. More of that in a moment. On-on for more…

Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

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H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. On-on for more…

Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug

H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.

Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple

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Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots

Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.

The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered. On-on for more…

Hared by Just Brian and Manstruation

H4 Run #1685 — If you have Google Earth installed, you can see the map by clicking the link.

Legend:
Pink = Roller
Yellow = Le Pussy Checker, heh,heh,heh,heh
Green = Horsefli Drivebi
Red =Rancid A

Run Stats:
Virgins = 4
ReBoots = 8
Visitors = 5
Total Hashers = 92

Quote of the run:
Just Brian — “My gay man crush is on Heartache. Definitely Heartache…(dreamy eyes).”

Can I have a note for the hares?
They do so love to rhyme.
Manstration, poet laureate,
His co-hare, Just Brian.
On-on for more…

Hared by Hooter Bill, Master Chugger and Dickhead

Map courtesy Rancid A$$hole

Trash Courtesy of Old Faithful

(It may help to play the song in the background, while you read this)

When Hooter gets older losing his hair,
Many years from now. (too late) On-on for more…