Houston Hash House Harriers

Last years Feastivus, unofficial trail of the year 2010, was the unofficial trail of the year for 2010. This hasher is a little biased: it was my first H4 run and managed to earn a name that day singing a certain punk song on a stage with chicken wire. On-on for more…

Hares:  I F*cked Your Dad, Rancid A$$hole, Duke of Puke

Treating the hounds like the dogs they are, the hares decided to start their trail at the Ervan Chew Park at the standard summer time of 4 pm.  Little did the pack realize that hanging out under the trees was the most shade they would have the entire run.  On-on for more…

Hares:  Butt Pirate, Heartache, Pull the Plug

What do you get the man who has everything?  How about a hash run!  With the help of his trusty co-hares, Butt Pirate was able to enjoy the company and complaints of his best friends as they were sent into the wilds of Pasadena. On-on for more…

H4 1744 7.10 Say Car Ramrod

Hares:  Ramrod and Tender Vittles (again)

Let’s go back a couple of days.  July 10, 2011.  4 pm.  Townwood Park.  Everything seems normal.  Hash cash is paid, hashers are stretching, drinking, voting and talking.  The pack is milling about waiting for the hares, Tender Vittles and Ramrod, to announce chalk talk.   Little did they know, there is someone else.  Someone else is waiting for the hounds to take off.  Someone else is hanging around….

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs)

On-on for more…

Hares: McPisser & Tender Vittles

So there we were; it was 4pm, at Kitty Hollow Park, in 1000 degree heat, in the middle of Missouri City and what were we doing?  Getting ready to run!  The hares, Tender Vittles and McPisser, promised two kegs of beer, an American and European trail and “virgin” territory.

But something wasn’t right.  There was only one hare!  Then there it was, the sound of squealing tires and an engine being pushed to the limit.  Tender Vittles came roaring through the parking lot, leapt from his car On-on for more…

SPF 50 gets defloured

Quote of the week-
Hooterbill (upon the collapse of his competitor’s tower): “Ooooh! JENGA!!!”