Hash Trash Archives
Weekly reports from the trails we’ve run. For hash trashes before 2008, click here.
Sunday, August 28th, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by TooDrunk
Hares: Roller Balls and Slumbag
It was September 1959 just outside of Castle Rock, Oregon where the pack met up to take part in run #1751 hared by Roller Balls and Slumbag. Myself and my friends Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio had just learned that Ray Brower’s body had been found. You may remember that Ray was killed by a train but no one had found his body until now. Vern had overheard his older brother saying he found it while trying to dump a stolen car.
On-on for more…
Sunday, August 21st, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Tender Vittles and One Inch Wonder
Well, well, well. He’s at it again. Tender Vittles lays another trail for the Houston Hash, this time with One Inch Wonder. How many does this make for this year? 12? 13? Too many to count, that’s how many! On-on for more…
Sunday, August 14th, 2011 | H4, Hash News | Hash Trash, Maps by Dick Assley
H4 1749 8.14 Bang Bang Easy
Hares: Ez 2 Please, RamRod
Well, after months and months of going away parties, it had to happen sometime; Easy to Please was finally getting the hell out of Texas. Good riddance. On-on for more…
Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 | Hash Trash by TooDrunk
Last years Feastivus, unofficial trail of the year 2010, was the unofficial trail of the year for 2010. This hasher is a little biased: it was my first H4 run and managed to earn a name that day singing a certain punk song on a stage with chicken wire. On-on for more…
Sunday, August 7th, 2011 | H4, Hash News | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: I F*cked Your Dad, Rancid A$$hole, Duke of Puke
Treating the hounds like the dogs they are, the hares decided to start their trail at the Ervan Chew Park at the standard summer time of 4 pm. Little did the pack realize that hanging out under the trees was the most shade they would have the entire run. On-on for more…
Sunday, July 31st, 2011 | Hash Trash by TooDrunk
Hares: Too Drunk to Fuck and Catcher in the Brown Eye
Non virgin hash but a kick ass virgin ending that is soon to be taken back over by the city. It had two water crossings.
Trail of the year
Sunday, July 17th, 2011 | H4, Hash News | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Butt Pirate, Heartache, Pull the Plug
What do you get the man who has everything? How about a hash run! With the help of his trusty co-hares, Butt Pirate was able to enjoy the company and complaints of his best friends as they were sent into the wilds of Pasadena. On-on for more…
Sunday, July 10th, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash, Maps by Dick Assley
H4 1744 7.10 Say Car Ramrod
Hares: Ramrod and Tender Vittles (again)
Let’s go back a couple of days. July 10, 2011. 4 pm. Townwood Park. Everything seems normal. Hash cash is paid, hashers are stretching, drinking, voting and talking. The pack is milling about waiting for the hares, Tender Vittles and Ramrod, to announce chalk talk. Little did they know, there is someone else. Someone else is waiting for the hounds to take off. Someone else is hanging around….
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs)
On-on for more…
Sunday, July 3rd, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: McPisser & Tender Vittles
So there we were; it was 4pm, at Kitty Hollow Park, in 1000 degree heat, in the middle of Missouri City and what were we doing? Getting ready to run! The hares, Tender Vittles and McPisser, promised two kegs of beer, an American and European trail and “virgin” territory.
But something wasn’t right. There was only one hare! Then there it was, the sound of squealing tires and an engine being pushed to the limit. Tender Vittles came roaring through the parking lot, leapt from his car On-on for more…
Sunday, July 3rd, 2011 | Hash News, Hash Trash by TooDrunk
Hares: McPisser and Tender Vittles
I really liked this hash. It pissed me off to no end and there was ants at the circle. Plus TV and McP laid a trail that circle jerked a couple times. Which reminds me of a time back in the 90s. My friends and I were sitting around with a bag of cookies when someone said ‘Hey, I’ve got an idea.’
Long story short I ended up in my neighbors tree watching the hockey game on a portable TV. At was at this time I thought ‘I really need to rethink taking any kind of drug a friend gives me. Also, I need new friends.’
