Cinco de Mayo Spring 2012 Campout

Join the Houston Hash for the 2012 Spring Campout at MyBeach, along the San Jacinto River, featuring virgin shiggy along the banks of the San Jacinto River, beaches, a jetski launch, pinatas and much, much more.

The Campout will take place May 4-6 at 18935 Van Road, Houston, TX, 77049. This will be a shiggylicious campout. Check it the videos of the terrain Krusty Kreme took on a recent scouting trip.


  • Now through March 17 — $69
  • March 16 to April 17 — $79
  • After April 17 — $89
  • Saturday only — 50% of current price — please see a member of MM to register for Saturday only.


NOTE: This is a rough schedule and will most likely change before (or during) the event.

Thursday, May 3

  • 7 PM — Pre-lewd Pub-Crawl (Hare TBA)

Friday, May 4

  • 2 PM — Registration table opens
  • 5 PM — Get acquainted Run hared by Geek
  • 6:30 PM — Circle
  • 7:30 PM — Dinner
  • 9 PM — Music & Dancing, Campfire & Singing
  • 11 PM — Flippy Cup practice

Saturday, May 5

  • 9-10:30 AM — Brunch
  • 11 AM — Hash Olympics coordinated by Dick Assley
  • 1 PM — Swimming, Jet Ski riding, etc.
  • 2 PM — Ball Buster Trail hared by Heartache
  • 3 PM — Regular Trail hare by Horsfli Drivebi and Grind Slut
  • 5 PM — Circle
  • 6 PM — Dinner
  • 7:30 PM — Shot Luge Opens
  • 9 PM — Music & Dancing, Campfire & Singing
  • 10:30 PM — Flippy Cup tournament begins
  • Midnight — Nekkid Run

Sunday, May 6

  • 9-10:30 AM Brunch
  • 10:30 AM — Water Sports, Swimming, etc.
  • 11:30 a.m. — Lazy Bimbo Hash hared by TDTF
  • 1 PM — H4 Hash #1790 hared Dick Assley
  • 3 PM — Circle
  • 5 PM — Clean up our mess and go home


View Larger Map is located approximately 18 miles from downtown Houston on the San Jacinto River. To get there from downtown, take I10 east toward Beaumont. At the 610/ I10 interchange, take the ramp to the new Hwy 90 (Crosby Freeway). That’s the road that bi-sects Herman Brown Park. Follow Hwy 90 east, past Beltway 8, to Sheldon Road. Turn left on Sheldon road. Go approximately 1/2 mile and turn right on Van road. Follow Van road until it dead ends into

The physical address is:
18935 Van Rd.
Houston, TX 77049

Here’s a map that shows the route from downtown Houston.

Look at all that water and shiggy!

Important Info

  • NO GLASS BOTTLES ALLOWED. Remember, this is a beach environment and people will be barefoot. Also, seriously, there are some awesome Houston beers in cans now (Southern Star, Karbach) so don’t bring glass.
  • In case of emergency, Dial 911
  • Hydrate well all weekend and be sure to bring proof of insurance. Remember, you are 100% responsible for your own well being at all times.

What to Bring

Food and Shelter

  • tent
  • ground tarp/cloth
  • shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
  • sleeping bag
  • sheets/blankets
  • pillow
  • large waterjug/cooler
  • snacks/fruit/granola bars
  • drinking vessel


  • running shoes/boots
  • sandals
  • sun hat/visor
  • bandana
  • extra socks
  • sleep clothes
  • hoodie for cold nights
  • undies
  • sarong
  • swim suit


  • soap/shampoo
  • towels/washcloth
  • toothbrush/toothpaste
  • feminine products
  • toilet paper/baby wipes
  • deodorant
  • comb/brush


  • Technu
  • bug repellent
  • sunscreen
  • lip balm
  • whistle
  • back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
  • camp chairs/folding table
  • flashlight
  • first aid kit
  • sunglasses
  • personal medication
  • plastic bags

How to Register

You can register three ways:

  1. In person — Print out a copy of the registration form, fill it out and deliver to Hash Cash is a cash or a check in the appropriate amount.
  2. By mail — Print out a copy of the registration form, fill it out and mail it, along with a check in the appropriate amount, to
    Tiffany McElweenie
    1722 Stonecrest
    Houston, TX, 77018
  3. Via credit card or Paypal — Please note, Paypal charges a small fee for the convenience of allowing you to register for a Hash event from the comfort of your toilet. See form below.

Hash/Nerd Name

Who’s Cumming?

Amber Alert (Baltimore-Annapolis H4)
Barbara Belzung
Benjamin Farmer
Blow Hole
Can’t Touch This (SAH3)
Catcher in the Brown Eye
Cream on my back
Dick Assley
Dickrectionally Challenged
Easy Rider
Flat Line
Fucking Tree Hugger
Greg Williams
Hole in 1
Horse Fli Drive Bi
Juices Flowing
Just Barbara
Karis Smith
Kloset Freak
Krazy Puppy
Krusty Kreme
Lorna Dunes
Lube Job
Mommy’s Little Accident
Muscle Phart
Nappy Headed Homo
Parson’s Nose
Penis Envy
Pimp Doggie Dawg
Pound Puppy
Puke (one day)
Pull the Plug
Pussy Checker
Rain Bitch
Rear Layer
Reverse Cowboy
Roll Model
Saran Crap
Semper Pie
Slap Dat Ass
Spin Cycle
Sticky Lips
Tale of two titties
Taylor Bartholomew
Tender Vittles
Too Drunk To Fuck
Train Driver
Training Wheels
Twinkle Toes
Unlaiden Swallows
Urban Cock Sucker (took WHP rego)
Whale Tail
Whale’s Vagina

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