Joint Masters — McPisser and Parson’s Nose
Plans the hash events, gets hares for runs, keeps other mismanagement in check. Helps other mismanagement with their functions. The Chief Operating Officer of the hash. Contact them or the webmistress is you want to hare a hash.
Religious Advisor — Rain Bitch and Horsefli Drive-bi
Runs the circle at the end of the hash trail. Leads the hash in song, frivolity, and oversees accusations. Contact them with naming suggestions.
Hash Cash — Tap Dat Ass and Spin Cycle
Collects money every week, keeps records of run counts, reconciles accounts, pays bills, makes deposits, etc. The treasurer of the hash.
On Secs — Easy to Please and Old Faithful
Writes hash trash, keeps records of mismanagement meeting minutes. The secretary of the hash. You should be nice to them. They are the scribes for all eternity. Contact them with photo and hash trash suggestions.
Haberdashery — 8″ Crack
Purveyor of Hash goodies, souvenir and gimmees. Mail her with questions about hash gear.
Web Mistress — Snatchattarius
She makes this whole website work, and is also the calendar wrangler. Contact her with website questions.
Ghosts of Mismanagement Past
- 2009-10 —Estrus, Lube Job, Butt Pirate, Pull the Plug, Beats My Meat, Really? F*ck! and Platterpuss
- 2008-09 — Menage Myself, Pipes, Momma’s Boy, Lorna Dunes, Pussy Checker, 8″ Crack, Snatchattarius
- 2007-08 — McPisser, Will He Peter, Wad to Blow, Old Faithful , Tai Tai Toy, Roll Model , Silent Dick
- 2006-07 — French Drip, Pull the Plug, Roller Balls, Tool Box, Dry Hose, Can’t Touch This, Rubbin’ The Boy Wanker
- 2005-06 — Fire Tunnel, Tonka F*ck, McPisser, NARC, F*ck Me Running, She Bangs, Asswipe
- 2004-05 — Krusty Kreme, Tuna Pucker, Rain Bitch, Butt Pirate, Barbie, P.P., Cums Anyway
- 2003-04 — Shuttlecock, Such A Puss, Grind Slut, Trail Head, Fire Tunnel, Beam Me Up Twatty, French Drip
- 2002-03 — Yeastie Boy, John Boy, Pipes, Hershey Highway, Private Dick, Cummi Bear, Smooth Stroker, Rain Bitch
- 2001-02 — Gaslight, Dickhead, EZ Fag, Shit on a Shingle, Crack of Dawn, Anal 101, Womb Service
- 2000-01 —Ass Grabber, Bidet Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder, Heartache, Burning Rubber, Dick Chaser, Wow Mom Wow
- 1998-99 — High Maintainence, Gaslight, Vicker Licker, Boy George, Will He Peter, Halfmoon, Limp Noodle