Joint Masters — Rancid Asshole & Tender Vittles
Plans the hash events, gets hares for runs, keeps other mismanagement in check. Helps other mismanagement with their functions. The Chief Operating Officer of the hash. Contact them or the webmistress if you want to hare a hash.
Religious Advisor — Ramrod
Runs the circle at the end of the hash trail. Leads the hash in song, frivolity, and oversees accusations. Contact them with naming suggestions.
Hash Cash — Dickrectionally Challenged and Snatch Trick
Collects money every week, keeps records of run counts, reconciles accounts, pays bills, makes deposits, etc. The treasurer of the hash.
On Secs — Whale’s Vagina & Cream on my Back
Writes hash trash, keeps records of mismanagement meeting minutes. The secretary of the hash. You should be nice to them. They are the scribes for all eternity. Contact them with photo and hash trash suggestions.
Haberdashery — Lorna Doones & Juices Flowing
Purveyor of Hash goodies, souvenir and gimmees. Mail her with questions about hash gear.
Web Mistress — Snatchattarius
She makes this whole website work, and is also the calendar wrangler. Contact her with website questions.
Ghosts of Mismanagement Past
- 2011-2012 – Dick Assley, Snatcha, Pull the Plug, Too Drunk, Hole in 1, Blow Hole, Krusty Kreme
- 2010-2011 – McPisser, Parson’s Nose, Rain Bitch, Horsefli Drive-bi, Tap Dat Ass, Spin Cycle, Easy to Please, Old Faithful
- 2009-10 — Estrus, Lube Job, Butt Pirate, Pull the Plug, Beats My Meat, Really? F*ck! and Platterpuss
- 2008-09 — Menage Myself, Pipes, Momma’s Boy, Lorna Dunes, Pussy Checker, 8″ Crack, Snatchattarius
- 2007-08 — McPisser, Will He Peter, Wad to Blow, Old Faithful , Tai Tai Toy, Roll Model , Silent Dick
- 2006-07 — French Drip, Pull the Plug, Roller Balls, Tool Box, Dry Hose, Can’t Touch This, Rubbin’ The Boy Wanker
- 2005-06 — Fire Tunnel, Tonka F*ck, McPisser, NARC, F*ck Me Running, She Bangs, Asswipe
- 2004-05 — Krusty Kreme, Tuna Pucker, Rain Bitch, Butt Pirate, Barbie, P.P., Cums Anyway
- 2003-04 — Shuttlecock, Such A Puss, Grind Slut, Trail Head, Fire Tunnel, Beam Me Up Twatty, French Drip
- 2002-03 — Yeastie Boy, John Boy, Pipes, Hershey Highway, Private Dick, Cummi Bear, Smooth Stroker, Rain Bitch
- 2001-02 — Gaslight, Dickhead, EZ Fag, Shit on a Shingle, Crack of Dawn, Anal 101, Womb Service
- 2000-01 —Ass Grabber, Bidet Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder, Heartache, Burning Rubber, Dick Chaser, Wow Mom Wow
- 1998-99 — High Maintainence, Gaslight, Vicker Licker, Boy George, Will He Peter, Halfmoon, Limp Noodle