October 2nd, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Dick Assley, Tender Vittles, Un-laid-en Swallows
AHA! Another Tender Vittles hash! Woohoo! Yippee!! Rock On! FREEBIRD!!!!
But seriously, this trail was awesome. Dick Assley, Tender Vittles and Un-laid-en Swallows deserve to win Trail of the Year for this bad boy. On-on for more…
September 25th, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Horsefli Drivebi, Insane Clown Pussy, Androgymouth
Well, well, well… You’re back. You’ve been gone for a while. I was beginning to wonder if I’d ever see you again. You chose a good time to come back. On-on for more…
September 18th, 2011 | H4, Hash News | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder, Ass Grabber
After a super fun and super successful Texas Crab Hash #19, it was time to run the H4 trail. We were particularly lucky to have Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder and Ass Grabber as our hares this week. We knew trail was gonna rock. On-on for more…
September 11th, 2011 | Maps by McPisser
H4 | Hash Trash by TooDrunk
Hares: Roller Balls and Slumbag
It was September 1959 just outside of Castle Rock, Oregon where the pack met up to take part in run #1751 hared by Roller Balls and Slumbag. Myself and my friends Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio had just learned that Ray Brower’s body had been found. You may remember that Ray was killed by a train but no one had found his body until now. Vern had overheard his older brother saying he found it while trying to dump a stolen car.
On-on for more…
September 5th, 2011 | Pic of the Week by McPisser
September 4th, 2011 | Hash News, Hash Trash, Maps by TooDrunk

H4 1752 9.04 McP & TV Reservoir
Hares: McPisser and Tender Vittles
I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz’s memory any more than being back in Saigon was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine.
Ok, so Vietnam is worlds from George Bush park but that didn’t stop our hares from treating us like Marines that day.
August 22nd, 2011 | H4 | Hash News by Snatcha
Join the Houston Hash for the second annual Faaaallllllll Campout, during which the bravest of us will jump out of a perfectly good airplane. (Skydiving not required for campout or hash.)
The campout will take place Sept. 30-Oct. 2 at Skydive Spaceland, located about halfway between Houston and Galveston off of Highway 288 in gorgeous Rosharon, Texas.
More info here.
August 21st, 2011 | H4 | Hash Trash by Dick Assley
Hares: Tender Vittles and One Inch Wonder
Well, well, well. He’s at it again. Tender Vittles lays another trail for the Houston Hash, this time with One Inch Wonder. How many does this make for this year? 12? 13? Too many to count, that’s how many! On-on for more…
August 14th, 2011 | H4, Hash News | Hash Trash, Maps by Dick Assley
H4 1749 8.14 Bang Bang Easy
Hares: Ez 2 Please, RamRod
Well, after months and months of going away parties, it had to happen sometime; Easy to Please was finally getting the hell out of Texas. Good riddance. On-on for more…