Houston Hash House Harriers

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Legend:

H4 1689 Fiestavus

Conejos: Menage Myself, Nibble My Tits, Pussy Checker, Smooth Stroker, and Snatcha-Terry-Ass.

Perros: 72
Virgens: 12
Pendejos: 19
Visitante: 5

Cotización del funcionamiento: “Donde están las cervezas?”

¡Hola mis amigos! Estoy apesadumbrado para la última basura del picadillo. Mi español es viejo.  Eso es aceptable. Nadie sabe hablar español de todos modos (no incluso Mosca Española). Puedo decir cualquier cosa que deseo decir. On-on for more…

MAP

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H4 1688 Hare U #2

Hash Trash Run #1688

Lesson Plan: 11-JUL-10

Subject:  Hare U – Class II

Attendance: 6 new Boots,1 Visitor, 2 Hare U students ,1 hare-structor, 97 regular hashers, one dead body.

Objective: The on-sec will re-count the tales and trials of the Hare U Class II.

Activities planned: Drinking, Running, Drinking, Singing, Drinking.

Introduction: This hasher loves it when we hash inside the loop. I am especially happy for a Memorial Park area start. The instructor for Hare University II is truly wise. There is so much to explore in the trails. Hooter and the Reverend had that chance to explore and have the “find of the decade”. More of that in a moment. On-on for more…

EDIT -Thanks to the 50 or so hashers and friends that turned up to the cleanup this morning. The Buffalo Bayou partnership and St. Arnold representatives were highly impressed! This is part of the continuing process to build the relationship between the hash, St. Arnold (for beer, of course), and the Buffalo Bayou people, who are making huge efforts to gain more public access to various points along the bayou, or can you say “new ending spots for hash trails?” On-on for more…

Hared by Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs

Legend:

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H4 1687 Roll Model 50th

Hash trash:

Virgins – 6
ReBoots – 5
Visitors – 1
Total Hashers – 88

Quote of the run:
Heartache to Just Brian, “Did you get over your man crush yet?”

So there we were, in a deserted back parking lot along Yale and 5th street, rushing to be the first 100 hashers to arrive in order to obtain our free goodies, and what did we find? Mugs! Free “Roll Model’s 50th Birthday” mugs! That’s right hashers; if you want people to come to your runs, offer free cool red mugs for the delicious beer you are about to consume. Your hares Roll Model, Pound Puppy, and Hindlegs began the run with a few tricky Height’s area checks, which the majority of the pack split upon approaching.

One group went this way, another group went that way, while most watched Nappy Headed Homo and Ass Grabber do more scouting by bike. Tale of Two Titties (formerly Just Karen) and I had the pleasure of running by Roadkill as he yelled, “Maybe we’re getting a blowjob!” At the time, a few neighborhood kids heard him and rolled over laughing, shrieking that whatever we were doing, they’d like to be a part of! Little do they know that on hashes, unlike most of the time, blow jobs are a bad thing. On-on for more…

Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug

H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.

Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple

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Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots

Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.

The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered. On-on for more…

Hared by Heartache, Ewe Do Her and Just Megan

Legend:
Heartache (Hare) = Blue, true except long check in Fonde Park
Dumpster Digger = neon green
McPisser = red
Pussy Checker = yellow
Rancid A = purple
Brian = orange

Also, just for fun, Mcpisser’s last full moon (May) is in black and the actual May trail is in white.  Waaaaay off trail last month.  On trail but backwards this month.

Namings
On-on for more…

Hared by Just Brian and Manstruation

H4 Run #1685 — If you have Google Earth installed, you can see the map by clicking the link.

Legend:
Pink = Roller
Yellow = Le Pussy Checker, heh,heh,heh,heh
Green = Horsefli Drivebi
Red =Rancid A

Run Stats:
Virgins = 4
ReBoots = 8
Visitors = 5
Total Hashers = 92

Quote of the run:
Just Brian — “My gay man crush is on Heartache. Definitely Heartache…(dreamy eyes).”

Can I have a note for the hares?
They do so love to rhyme.
Manstration, poet laureate,
His co-hare, Just Brian.
On-on for more…

Hared by Hooter Bill, Master Chugger and Dickhead

Map courtesy Rancid A$$hole

Trash Courtesy of Old Faithful

(It may help to play the song in the background, while you read this)

When Hooter gets older losing his hair,
Many years from now. (too late) On-on for more…

Hared by Letch, Old Faithful and Will he Peter

Run Stats:
Virgins – 8
ReBoots – 24
Visitors – 0
Total Hashers – 117

Quote of the run:
Unladen Swallow (formerly Just Sherrice) — “Just swallow it. That’s what I always do.”

It was a sultry 100 degrees at the start of last Sunday’s run. A paltry, humid, sun beating down your neck kind of day that attracted 24 re-boots to return! Your hares Will He Peter, Old Faithful, Digital Input, and Letch laid down a nice urban trail through midtown and downtown, complete with the Great Disappearing Check/False Mark 2010. The entire pack kept mostly together through the first quarter, catching one another at checks, falses, and backchecks, but the hounds lost the scent right near the downtown Hilton. Some wanker decided the big fat flour “F” was too great a distraction from their loitering around a bus stop, and kicked out any sign of the mark. From there, most of the pack assumed the mark was a check, and proceeded to meander around Main Street, smelling the delicious turtle check to come.

On-on for more…