Hash #1756 – Best Trail of the Year Contender Hash

Hares:  Dick Assley, Tender Vittles, Un-laid-en Swallows

AHA!  Another Tender Vittles hash! Woohoo!  Yippee!!  Rock On!  FREEBIRD!!!!

But seriously,  this trail was awesome. Dick Assley, Tender Vittles and Un-laid-en Swallows deserve to win Trail of the Year for this bad boy. On-on for more…

Hash #1755 – Oh Sh*t, It’s the Cops! Hash.

Hares: Horsefli Drivebi, Insane Clown Pussy, Androgymouth
Well, well, well… You’re back.  You’ve been gone for a while.  I was beginning to wonder if I’d ever see you again.  You chose a good time to come back. On-on for more…

Hash # 1754 – H4/Crab Hash/Ass Grabber’s Birthday Hash.

Hares:  Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder, Ass Grabber

After a super fun and super successful Texas Crab Hash #19, it was time to run the H4 trail.  We were particularly lucky to have Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder and Ass Grabber as our hares this week.  We knew trail was gonna rock.   On-on for more…

MAP: H4 #1753 9.11 Reboot Reunion

H4 1753 9.11 Reboot Reunion

Hash #1751 Roller Balls and Slumbag Hash

Hares: Roller Balls and Slumbag
It was September 1959 just outside of Castle Rock, Oregon where the pack met up to take part in run #1751 hared by Roller Balls and Slumbag. Myself and my friends Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio had just learned that Ray Brower’s body had been found. You may remember that Ray was killed by a train but no one had found his body until now. Vern had overheard his older brother saying he found it while trying to dump a stolen car. On-on for more…

POW: McP/TV hash

H4 Run #1752 — McP + Tender Vittles

H4 1752 9.04 McP & TV Reservoir

Hares: McPisser and Tender Vittles

I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz’s memory any more than being back in Saigon was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine.

 

Ok, so Vietnam is worlds from George Bush park but that didn’t stop our hares from treating us like Marines that day.
On-on for more…

2nd Annual Faaaaalllllll Campout

Join the Houston Hash for the second annual Faaaallllllll Campout, during which the bravest of us will jump out of a perfectly good airplane. (Skydiving not required for campout or hash.)

The campout will take place Sept. 30-Oct. 2 at Skydive Spaceland, located about halfway between Houston and Galveston off of Highway 288 in gorgeous Rosharon, Texas.

More info here.

Hash # 1750 – Yet Another Tender Vittles Trail.

Hares:  Tender Vittles and One Inch Wonder

Well, well, well.  He’s at it again.  Tender Vittles lays another trail for the Houston Hash, this time with One Inch Wonder.  How many does this make for this year?  12? 13?  Too many to count, that’s how many! On-on for more…

Hash #1749 – Bang Bang Ez, Ez’s Going Away Hash

H4 1749 8.14 Bang Bang Easy

 

Hares:  Ez 2 Please, RamRod

Well, after months and months of going away parties, it had to happen sometime; Easy to Please was finally getting the hell out of Texas.  Good riddance.   On-on for more…