Last years Feastivus, unofficial trail of the year 2010, was the unofficial trail of the year for 2010. This hasher is a little biased: it was my first H4 run and managed to earn a name that day singing a certain punk song on a stage with chicken wire. On-on for more…
Hares: I F*cked Your Dad, Rancid A$$hole, Duke of Puke
Treating the hounds like the dogs they are, the hares decided to start their trail at the Ervan Chew Park at the standard summer time of 4 pm. Little did the pack realize that hanging out under the trees was the most shade they would have the entire run. On-on for more…
The pack met up for chalk talk under the billowing black skies of Deer Park. The Campbell’s laid out the marks as a plastics factory burned in the distance. Just another day in the energy capital. Prior to the race it was announced that the end would indeed be at Dickrectionally Challenged’s pool. It was a hot one that day and the pack could smell the chlorine and whatever types of hash funk removal Dick put in there. On-on for more…
Hares: Butt Pirate, Heartache, Pull the Plug
What do you get the man who has everything? How about a hash run! With the help of his trusty co-hares, Butt Pirate was able to enjoy the company and complaints of his best friends as they were sent into the wilds of Pasadena. On-on for more…
Hares: Ramrod and Tender Vittles (again)
Let’s go back a couple of days. July 10, 2011. 4 pm. Townwood Park. Everything seems normal. Hash cash is paid, hashers are stretching, drinking, voting and talking. The pack is milling about waiting for the hares, Tender Vittles and Ramrod, to announce chalk talk. Little did they know, there is someone else. Someone else is waiting for the hounds to take off. Someone else is hanging around….
Hares: McPisser & Tender Vittles
So there we were; it was 4pm, at Kitty Hollow Park, in 1000 degree heat, in the middle of Missouri City and what were we doing? Getting ready to run! The hares, Tender Vittles and McPisser, promised two kegs of beer, an American and European trail and “virgin” territory.
But something wasn’t right. There was only one hare! Then there it was, the sound of squealing tires and an engine being pushed to the limit. Tender Vittles came roaring through the parking lot, leapt from his car On-on for more…
Please click on the red magnifying glass on the map for a full screen scrollable view.
Legend:
McP = red
Heartache = black
Dumpster = Purple
Roller = dark blue
Krusty = neon green
Snatch = light pink
CSI = Green
Rancid Ahole = Shit Green
Horsefli = White
PP = Light Blue
Hooter = Orange
Vote For Pedro = Yellow
Catcher = Gray
Vaguerant = Maroon
Infested = Neon Pink
Please click on the red magnifying glass on the map for a full screen scrollable view.
Legend:
Hooter = Orange (HARE)
Dumpster = Purple
Snatch = light pink
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