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Hash #1762 – Scorpio Run
Hares: FMR, Little Pussy and Geek
The following Saint Arnold’s beer was available at this run:
- Divine Reserve 2
- Divine Reserve 4
- Divine Reserve 5
- Divine Reserve 6
- Divine Reserve 7
- Divine Reserve 8
- Winter stout 2010
- Christmas ale 2011
- Elissa
All you can drink for $5. Trail of the year in my book
THANK YOU, GEEK!
#1759 – World Peace Through Beer Hash
Hares: Hole In One, Too Drunk to F*ck and Tender Vittles (again)
What was supposed to be a World PEACE through Beer quickly became a World War on Beer. To start off, the Allied Powers were represented by an American, a Canadian and a Brit. After leaving the start at Hermann Park and running around trying to avoid mosquitoes, the pack found themselves at the Holocaust Museum where Tender Vittles was waiting with a German beer. The pack quickly disposed of those filthy Germans and were on their way. After running through some of the Museum district and past the lake of Hermann Park the pack stumbled upon poor Hair-ea 69 sitting in a bog waiting for a train and a cooler full of Sapporo beer. Those dang Japanese, attacking Hair-ea 69 with their big ass beers and kamikaze mosquitoes.
After subduing the Japanese with an atomic beer shotgunning, the pack was on it’s way. After leaving Hermann park, we ended up next to the hospital disctrict, where the third beer check had come and gone in a matter of minutes. Most of the pack didn’t get any beer but I assume it was Italian and the hashers hung it out to dry quite easily. At the end of the hash, Ramrod used an entire can of mosquito repellent and fogged the entire area, a squirrel was released upon the pack and the lovely Sarah was officially named “Flatline”.
Thus the world was a more peaceful and happy place.
On-On.
3 beer checks spread out too far, 1 by holocaust museum with german beer, 2nd in a swamp. 3rd – no beer for most of the pack.
false on top of the hill.
mosquitoes, mosquitoes, mosquitoes. (ramrod fogging the place with repellent.
naming of sarah, flatline
6 miles
Ass Swipe and Susanna
Hares: Asswipe and Susanna (Soon to become Death Cab for Bootie)
This run could be broken into two camps; Finished without incident or fucked by a train. I doubt anyone was in the former. I know I was fucked by so many trains that day I felt I needed to donate to the conductor retirement fund. Daddy?
The trail ended in what could best described as junkie death cult head quarters. Is that a syringe? Do I see feces? Hey, look over there, it’s placenta! I can’t imagine what heinous things have took place on that unholy parcel of land but I’m guessing an intervention wasn’t one of them.
All told, I hated both of you more and more with every step I took on the run but now that’s water under the disease infested bridge. Although I was so happy that PI was the only thing I caught that run!
Hash #1757 – Just Tiffany’s Dangling Virginity Hash
Hares: Dangleberries and Just Tiffany
Here’s a good one… What’s wet and cold and falls from the sky?
RAIN!!! I know some of you don’t remember what that is but it’s AWESOME! And it’s something H4 hasn’t been able to run in in a looooong time. I love running in the rain! It makes the mud, sweat and beers so much better. What’s even cooler though is On-on for more…
Hash #1756 – Best Trail of the Year Contender Hash
Hares: Dick Assley, Tender Vittles, Un-laid-en Swallows
AHA! Another Tender Vittles hash! Woohoo! Yippee!! Rock On! FREEBIRD!!!!
But seriously, this trail was awesome. Dick Assley, Tender Vittles and Un-laid-en Swallows deserve to win Trail of the Year for this bad boy. On-on for more…
Hash #1755 – Oh Sh*t, It’s the Cops! Hash.
Hares: Horsefli Drivebi, Insane Clown Pussy, Androgymouth
Well, well, well… You’re back. You’ve been gone for a while. I was beginning to wonder if I’d ever see you again. You chose a good time to come back. On-on for more…
Hash # 1754 – H4/Crab Hash/Ass Grabber’s Birthday Hash.
Hares: Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder, Ass Grabber
After a super fun and super successful Texas Crab Hash #19, it was time to run the H4 trail. We were particularly lucky to have Dick Assley, Dick the Boy Wonder and Ass Grabber as our hares this week. We knew trail was gonna rock. On-on for more…
