Space City H3 Astros Game Hash
August 15, 1998
Hare: Hog Straddler
Last Year's Astros HASH.... more pictures
Set your monitor to 800x600 and at least 65,000 colors!
This Hash was FREE!!! SCH3 sponsored a keg in celebration of Hog's last run as SCH3 RA, before moving to Fort Worth (aka Fot Wurth).
The Hash started at the Sam's parking lot off Fannin & 610, promptly at 4:45 (4pm start). The trail headed east and south. There was some road at the start, but we quickly got to the good stuff. Hooter Bill got upset because no one would tell where the Checks were and said when he found trail, he wasn't going to tell anyone else. The Pack decided they could live with that, and headed past Hooter and on to the next check. Hooter then got upset again when no one would tell him he was only 10 feet from the next check. There was a big circle jerk in the Oil Field. Hand Cream liked it so much, he did it twice. SinBad ran barefooted thru the oilfield... mud, gravel, but had break down and put her shoes one when we got to the briar patch full of stickers. The real excitment came when the trail headed into and thru the Dome parking lot (Duh! Like we didn't know it was going there!). A cop chase down Zoltan and told him couldn't ride his bike in the dome (Zoltan was the lone Hash biker, because (lame excuse) he broke his foot awhile back). Pipes promptly chewed out the Cop, asking him if took wheel chairs away from handicapped people..... The Pits came in next to last. His excuse was, he followed Geek! He did a down-down for admitting it.
The circle was highlighted by a FREE keg of beer and Hog's habache full of turkey dogs, kraut, onions, mustard, and homemade picante... oh, and don't forget the chips. The pictures below tell .... the rest of the story!
After the circle we all headed into the Dome to catch the 9 innings of Astro's baseball.... The Astros beat the Cubs in the bottom of the 11th, 5-to-4. If you're wondering why nine innings, not eleven... it's because the Astros don't play on Hash Time (ie we got there late).
Dickless Tracy managed to pick up some Brits two rows back... we let them drink some of our beer afterwards, as the inspected Dickless's Ass (see below)... seems her ass needed some attention, something about a nasty infection.
Hog Straddler, Hooter, Letch, Hand Cream and Zoltan cheer on the Astros.
