Houston Hash House Harriers

The H4 2010 Spring Campout will be April 29 through May 2. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park, location of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Register online now to ensure you get the best rate!

More information, a schedule, rego forms and a Paypal link can all be found here.

Join the Houston Hash this April for our 2010 Spring Campout. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park in northeast Houston, home of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Be sure to register early for the best rate!

• Prices
• Schedule
• Important Info
• How to Register
• Directions
• What to Bring
• Who’s Cummin’

Prices

How much will all this wonderful hashing fun cost you?

• Before April 1 — $59
• April 1 to April 26 — $69
• After April 26 — $79

Schedule

All events are subject to change at the whim of Mismanagement! All campout activities from Friday on begin at Rio Bravo Motocross Park!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

• Pre-Lewd Pub Crawl 7 p.m.– Starts somewhere Downtown Houston, exact location TBA

Friday, April 30, 2010

• 1 p.m. — Registration opens and Keg is tapped!
• 5 p.m. — H4 Run # 1676 Trail
• 6:30 p.m. — Circle
• 7:00 p.m. — Dinner
• 9:30 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 11:00 p.m. — Flippy Cup Practice!

Saturday May 1, 2010

• 9-11 a.m. — Brunch
• 11 a.m — Hash Olympics!
• 1 p.m. — Shot Luge Opens
• 2 to 4 p.m. — H4 Run # 1677 Trails begin
• 2 p.m. — Ballbuster Trail
• 3 p.m. — Regular Trail
• 4:30 p.m. — Circle up Wankers!
• 6:30 p.m. — Dinner
• 8 p.m. — Skits & entertainment
• 9 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 10:30 p.m. — Flippy Cup Tournament!!
• Midnight — Moonlight Run

Sunday, May 2, 2010

• 9 to 11 a.m. — Brunch
• 1 p.m. — H4 Run #1676: Weekly running of the Houston Hash (those Houston Hashers not attending the campout, but coming out for the run will pay the regular $5 Hash Cash)
• 3 p.m. — Circle up!
• 5 p.m. — Go home!

Important Info

• NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!
• Please take extreme care to hydrate well throughout the weekend. Remember to bring proof of medical insurance in case you have to be taken to a medical facility.
• In case of medical emergency dial 911
• A special thanks to our beer sponsors!

How to Register

• By cash — Bring your rego form and payment to Hash Cash at the start of any run.
• By check — Bring your rego form to Hash Cash at the start of any run, along with a check made out to Don Christopher (Pull the Plug).
• By mail — Mail your rego form along with a check made out to Don Christopher: 2701 Blueberry, Pasadena, TX 77502.
• Online — Click the secure Paypal link below and pay by credit card or automatic withdrawal from the comfort of your own home! Note: Paypal charges a small additional transaction fee for the convenience of shopping in your underwear.

Directions

View Larger Map

What to Bring

Food and Shelter

• tent
• ground tarp/cloth
• shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
• sleeping bag
• sheets/blankets
• pillow
• large waterjug/cooler
• snacks/fruit/granola bars
• drinking vessel

Clothes

• running shoes/boots
• sandals
• sun hat/visor
• bandana
• extra socks
• sleep clothes
• hoodie for cold nights
• undies
• sarong
• swim suit

Personal

• soap/shampoo
• towels/washcloth
• toothbrush/toothpaste
• feminine products
• toiket paper/baby wipes
• deodorant
• comb/brush

MIsc

• Technu
• bug repellent
• sunscreen
• lip balm
• whistle
• back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
• camp chairs/folding table
• flashlight
• first aid kit
• sunglasses
• personal medication
• plastic bags

Who’s Cummin’

To be updated soon!

Visit www.h4.org for up-to-date details, or call the Hash Line 713-DIAL-HASH (425-4274).

Hared by A$$wipe, Platterpuss, Smelly Trench, and Eazy to Please

Hashing for a cause… the hares planned this much controversial Red Dress run as the official H4 weekly run on a Saturday in order to keep our calendars free for Valentine’s Day!  How thoughtful!  They also added an optional donation to the Americal Heart Association so our guys could have a “valid” excuse for wearing red dresses through the busy streets of the Heights on a sunny Saturday afternoon.  Whatever blows your skirts up…

The hares and hounds met at the Big Lots on Shepherd and 11th, where the strip center patrons had a field day with our crowd.  Dick the Boy Wonder, aka the school girl, was kind enough to On-on for more…

Here is a photo from Dickhead of a new boot watching Heartache recieve the Pooperbowl in 2008.  Priceless.

When McPisser was awarded the Pooper Bowl, the Hash icon underwent a massive renovation.

Pooper Bowl before

Pooper Bowl after

Who will be next in the Pooperbowl lineage?

Hared by Pull the Plug and 8″ Crack 

Nervous that the cold weather and water crossing would keep people at home by their fireplaces, 8″ Crack sent multiple enticing emails luring hashers outdoors with homemade chili and veggie soup and a keg o Blue Moon… with orange slices.  How could we resist her annual birthday celebration?

The hounds met in the grocery store parking lot by Church’s Chicken on Sheldon Road.  The hares kept assuring us that there would be sun, but the skies were so cloudy.  Luckily, the sun popped out On-on for more…

Hared by Shuttlecock and Rollerballs

A couple of photos from the Cock & Balls Unplugged hash. See more photos here.

pack at 1st water crossing

Hared by Powertool and Will He Peter

So many long hours and lots of hard work went into making the H4 Marathon Mile a success. As a first year runner of the half marathon, I can say that that hard work did not go unnoticed. Knowing that our peeps and cold beer was close to the end of the race showing their support was what kept us going. Thanks, everyone!

The marathon after-party was at The Brewery Tap on Franklin, where they served up free pizza and a keg of brown ale. Hashers gathered from some pre-run beer, telling stories of the race and hash mile and admiring medals.

D!ckhead and Pull the Plug took some awesome pictures of this year’s Marathon Mile. Click the image above to see DH’s. Click the image below to see PTP’s.

On-on for more…

Hared by McPisser and Momma’s Boy

Here is Flaming A$$hole’s map of trail:

View Mommas Boy And Mcp in a larger map