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2nd Annual Faaaaalllllll Campout

Join the Houston Hash for the second annual Faaaallllllll Campout, during which the bravest of us will jump out of a perfectly good airplane. (Skydiving not required for campout or hash.)

The campout will take place Sept. 30-Oct. 2 at Skydive Spaceland, located about halfway between Houston and Galveston off of Highway 288 in gorgeous Rosharon, Texas.

More info here.

Hash # 1750 – Yet Another Tender Vittles Trail.

Hares:  Tender Vittles and One Inch Wonder

Well, well, well.  He’s at it again.  Tender Vittles lays another trail for the Houston Hash, this time with One Inch Wonder.  How many does this make for this year?  12? 13?  Too many to count, that’s how many! On-on for more…

Hash #1749 – Bang Bang Ez, Ez’s Going Away Hash

H4 1749 8.14 Bang Bang Easy

 

Hares:  Ez 2 Please, RamRod

Well, after months and months of going away parties, it had to happen sometime; Easy to Please was finally getting the hell out of Texas.  Good riddance.   On-on for more…

Hash #1748 – I F*cked Your Rancid Puke’s Fab-U-Lous Hash!

Hares:  I F*cked Your Dad, Rancid A$$hole, Duke of Puke

Treating the hounds like the dogs they are, the hares decided to start their trail at the Ervan Chew Park at the standard summer time of 4 pm.  Little did the pack realize that hanging out under the trees was the most shade they would have the entire run.  On-on for more…

Hash #1745 – Butt Pirate’s 40th Birthday Hash

Hares:  Butt Pirate, Heartache, Pull the Plug

What do you get the man who has everything?  How about a hash run!  With the help of his trusty co-hares, Butt Pirate was able to enjoy the company and complaints of his best friends as they were sent into the wilds of Pasadena. On-on for more…

Hash #1744 – Say Car Ramrod (or Get Your Window Rammed with a Rod Hash)

H4 1744 7.10 Say Car Ramrod

 

Hares:  Ramrod and Tender Vittles (again)

Let’s go back a couple of days.  July 10, 2011.  4 pm.  Townwood Park.  Everything seems normal.  Hash cash is paid, hashers are stretching, drinking, voting and talking.  The pack is milling about waiting for the hares, Tender Vittles and Ramrod, to announce chalk talk.   Little did they know, there is someone else.  Someone else is waiting for the hounds to take off.  Someone else is hanging around….

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs)

On-on for more…

Hash #1743 – American Revolution 2011: The Battle of Misery City

Hares: McPisser & Tender Vittles

So there we were; it was 4pm, at Kitty Hollow Park, in 1000 degree heat, in the middle of Missouri City and what were we doing?  Getting ready to run!  The hares, Tender Vittles and McPisser, promised two kegs of beer, an American and European trail and “virgin” territory.

But something wasn’t right.  There was only one hare!  Then there it was, the sound of squealing tires and an engine being pushed to the limit.  Tender Vittles came roaring through the parking lot, leapt from his car On-on for more…

Lost on Trail: Slick 50

All,

Longtime Houston/Space City Hasher and friend Slick Fifty passed away Dec. 30th after a long bout with cancer. Please remember her and her husband Mt. Ahjima in your thoughts and prayers.

Race Day Approacheth

Put Sunday the 30th on your calendar for the Hash Mile (mile 11/24 on Allen Parkway across from the Federal Reserve — map here). The Chevron Houston Marathon and Aramco Half Marathon are a mere week away. Every year, the hash sponsors mile 11/24 of the race route in what has become our biggest community service project of each year.

The theme is “Cowboys and Indians” so we have built a fort and several tee-pees! Runners will start showing up by 7:30 or thereabouts, and we need you there to cheer them on. And as usual, we’ll have tons of food, beer and entertainment, all very kid friendly. Please no dogs.

So if you aren’t running the race, be sure to dress up. If you are running the race, be sure to take a little break at mile 11/24 for some golden elixer. The finish line can wait.

A growing list of hashers running each race is after the jump.

On-on for more…

POW: H4 Night at the Astros