Houston Hash House Harriers

No one was happier than those of mismanagement this fine Sunday afternoon. After a year of hard work serving the Hash, our awesome leaders were ready to hand over those responsibilities to foolish/naïve hash peers. Run # 1681 was hared by the outgoing mismanagement on this wonderfully hot afternoon. The pack gathered at Terry Hershey park, out I-10 West , for which this hasher was very grateful.  A mixed variety of regular hashers, re-boots and virgins were present. Voting took place in the usual manner with hash cash passing out the ballots and Geek gathering them in a trash bag. Geek told stories of past hashes just throwing the bag in the air, and the ballot that made it the furthest declared the new mismanagement. On-on for more…

Erections are this Sunday. As per tradition, the run, hared by outgoing Mismanagement, is free. See a list of candidates below, and remember, you must be present at the hash to vote.

Joint Master

• Dick-Rectionally Challenged
• McPisser
• Burning Rubber
• Parson’s Nose

Hash Cash

• Spin Cycle
• Circle Jerk
• Tap dat Ass

On-Sec

• EZ to Plz
• Old Faithful
• Thornholio
• C 3P Holes

Religious Advisor

• Horsefli Drive-Bi
• Rain Bitch
• NARC

Hared by Snatcha (30), Saran Crap (40), Tap Dat A$$, Horsfli Drivebi and Platterpuss.

The second annual Pimp My Pool hash was upgraded for the sake of two milestone birthdays: Saran Crap turned 40, and Snatcha turned 30. They like to kick. And stretch. And kick. They’re forty and thirty years old. (Sally
O’ Malley SNL reference!)

The weekend forecast was not promising, but Sunday turned out to be a hell of a hashing day! Close to 90 hashers turned out for this warm urban run. On-on for more…

Check the Flickr group for photos from the Pirate’s Hash and Campout!

Run# 1676 Hared by Geek
Run# 1677 Hared by B*tt Pirate and Grind Sl*t
BMH3 Run#7 Hared by Donnie the R*tard
Run# 1678 Hared by Platterpuss and Just Isabelle

I just wanted to say what an awesome trail that Grind Slut laid at the Campout. I’ve never run the Warrior Dash, but I doubt they had more fun than we did. My arms are still sore from climbing up the steep creek embankments by holding onto vegetation. The numerous creek crossings helped to keep us cool, and the palmetto palm scenery was great. Some things that I enjoyed on trail were the wonderfully sweet dewberries, On-on for more…

Hared by virgin hare Dee-dee-Dee, Little Boy Blew and Old Faithful (Miss Faithful if you’re nasty)

Ahoy, maties!  Hashers came from near and far to celebrate the Parate Hash in west Houston.  Miss Faithful hashes always seem to bring out the masses. 

Little Boy Blew gave the chalk talk, explaining the standard markings and the trail’s turkey/eagle split.  Prizes were promised to the best booty found on trail.  On-on for more…

Hared by No Head T’night and Big Wet Hole
 
Everyone’s at TXIH!  Will anyone be in town to run the Sunday hash?  Will they drive all the way to the south side of Houston to run?  Hell yeah they will!  Close to 50 people showed up for a sunny day hash starting at Countryside Park on Bay Area Boulevard.
 
The freshly defloured hares proved that they could go it alone, and it was a fabulous trail!  We circled through the park and through some magnificent shiggy, crossing our first of several water crossings.  Pleather Balls will remember to be chivalrous next time… On-on for more…

Hared by Cums Anyway, McPisser, Stuck on the Bone, Closet Queen and Just Sheryl
 
Daylight savings spring forward made the F*@k-Meat family feel luxurious for sleeping in.  Damnation… we lost an hour!  Lots of chores to do, then throw together some semblance of a toga for the always fun Ides of March Hash!!!  Toga! Toga! Toga!!
 
Beautiful spring weather and a centrally located hash beckoned the masses.  One hundred and two hashers came out of the woodworks, meeting at Heights and 7th and drawing the usual attention of the urban dwellers enjoying the outdoors. 
 
Cums Anyway had her marketplace set up in the median peddling the appropriately green Ides of March hash tshirts.  How can you resist Giggles?! On-on for more…

The H4 2010 Spring Campout will be April 29 through May 2. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park, location of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Register online now to ensure you get the best rate!

More information, a schedule, rego forms and a Paypal link can all be found here.

Join the Houston Hash this April for our 2010 Spring Campout. This year we’re returning to the Rio Bravo Motocross Park in northeast Houston, home of the 2005 Trail of the Year. Be sure to register early for the best rate!

• Prices
• Schedule
• Important Info
• How to Register
• Directions
• What to Bring
• Who’s Cummin’

Prices

How much will all this wonderful hashing fun cost you?

• Before April 1 — $59
• April 1 to April 26 — $69
• After April 26 — $79

Schedule

All events are subject to change at the whim of Mismanagement! All campout activities from Friday on begin at Rio Bravo Motocross Park!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

• Pre-Lewd Pub Crawl 7 p.m.– Starts somewhere Downtown Houston, exact location TBA

Friday, April 30, 2010

• 1 p.m. — Registration opens and Keg is tapped!
• 5 p.m. — H4 Run # 1676 Trail hared by Geek
• 6:30 p.m. — Circle
• 7:00 p.m. — Dinner
• 9:30 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 11:00 p.m. — Flippy Cup Practice!

Saturday May 1, 2010

• 9-11 a.m. — Brunch
• 11 a.m — Hash Olympics!
• 1 p.m. — Shot Luge Opens
• 2 to 4 p.m. — H4 Run # 1677 Trails begin
• 2 p.m. — Ballbuster Trail hared by Butt Pirate
• 3 p.m. — Regular Trail hared by Grind Slut
• 3 p.m. — Joint H4/BMH3 Zippy Trail hared by Donnie the Retard
• 4:30 p.m. — Circle up Wankers!
• 6:30 p.m. — Dinner
• 8 p.m. — Skits & entertainment
• 9 p.m. — Music, Dancing & Campfire
• 10:30 p.m. — Flippy Cup Tournament!!
• Midnight — Moonlight Run

Sunday, May 2, 2010

• 9 to 11 a.m. — Brunch
• 1 p.m. — H4 Run #1676: Hangover trail hared by Platterpuss. This is the weekly running of the Houston Hash (those Houston Hashers not attending the campout, but coming out for the run will pay the regular $5 Hash Cash)
• 3 p.m. — Circle up!
• 5 p.m. — Go home!

Important Info

• NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!
• Please take extreme care to hydrate well throughout the weekend. Remember to bring proof of medical insurance in case you have to be taken to a medical facility.
• In case of medical emergency dial 911
• A special thanks to our beer sponsors!

How to Register

• By cash — Bring your rego form and payment to Hash Cash at the start of any run.
• By check — Bring your rego form to Hash Cash at the start of any run, along with a check made out to Don Christopher (Pull the Plug).
• By mail — Mail your rego form along with a check made out to Don Christopher: 2701 Blueberry, Pasadena, TX 77502.
• Online — Click the secure Paypal link below and pay by credit card or automatic withdrawal from the comfort of your own home! Note: Paypal charges a small additional transaction fee for the convenience of shopping in your underwear.

Directions

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What to Bring

Food and Shelter

• tent
• ground tarp/cloth
• shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes
• sleeping bag
• sheets/blankets
• pillow
• large waterjug/cooler
• snacks/fruit/granola bars
• drinking vessel

Clothes

• running shoes/boots
• sandals
• sun hat/visor
• bandana
• extra socks
• sleep clothes
• hoodie for cold nights
• undies
• sarong
• swim suit

Personal

• soap/shampoo
• towels/washcloth
• toothbrush/toothpaste
• feminine products
• toiket paper/baby wipes
• deodorant
• comb/brush

MIsc

• Technu
• bug repellent
• sunscreen
• lip balm
• whistle
• back pack/fanny pack/hydration pack
• camp chairs/folding table
• flashlight
• first aid kit
• sunglasses
• personal medication
• plastic bags

Who’s Cummin’

• Will He Peter
• Smooth Stroker
• Menage Myself
• Pussy Checker
• Pull the Plug
• Really??Fuck!!
• Beats My Meat
• Just Brian
• Easy Rider
• Vanilla Starfish
• Giesler
• Rear Layer
• CoTex
• Estrus
• Just Jan
• Dr. Coochie
• Dickrectionally Challenged
• Thornholio
• Hooter Bill
• Lube Job
• Burning Rubber
• Training Wheels
• McPisser
• Cums Anyway
• Platterpuss
• Just Rick
• Krusty Kreme
• Snatchattarius
• 8″ Crack
• Puke
• Tiny Bubbles
• Donnie the Retard
• Momma’s Boy
• Just Theresa
• C3PHole
• Tuna Delight
• Muscle Phartt
• Cocktor Spork
• CIA
• Head Banger
• Just Paul
• Ass Grabber
• Butt Pirate
• Chorizo Polizo
• Geek
• Lorna Dunes
• Grind Slut
• Bump Her Stick Her
• Horsefli Drivebi
• Pearl Necklace
• Slurpee
• Infest is Best
• Dick the Boy Wonder
• Little Pussy
• Fuck Me Running
• NARC
• Old Faithful
• Ffigawi
• Baby G
• Chum Dumpster
• Taco Ca Bangya
• Whitley
• Just Susan
• Sparkle Plenty
• Everything Butt Sex
• EZ to Please
• Ewe Do Her
• Twinkle Toes
• Just Collin
• Workless Cock
• Parson’s Nose

Visit www.h4.org for up-to-date details, or call the Hash Line 713-DIAL-HASH (425-4274).