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Run

Date

Run/Event Name

Hares

1494
14 Jan 2007
1493
7 Jan 2007
1492
1 Jan 2007
New Year's Day Hangover Hash
Great Kahuna, Estrus
1491
23 Dec 2006
Winter Solstice - Festivus Run
Ass Wipe / Grind Slut
1490
17 Dec 2006
Pee Wee's Tiny Little Run
Pee Wee
1489
10 Dec 2006
Heartache's Revenge
Heartache
1488
2 Dec 2006
Christmas Party Run
Toolbox, Roller Balls
1487
26 Nov 2006
Sloppy Seconds and Leftovers
Finger in the Dike, Can't Touch This
1486
19 Nov 2006
Turkey Trot Run
Flounder, Damaged Goods, Ass Grabber, Limp Noodle
1485
12 Nov 2006
Pound Puppy's 50th Birthday Run
Roll Model, CRAFT, Pound Puppy
1484
5 Nov 2006
Killer Mosquitos Attack Guy Fawkes
Heartache
1483
29 Oct 2006
Mister E Hares for the Hash
Token Choken Poken, Roll Model
1482
22 Oct 2006
World Peace Thru Beer
Rain Bitch, Deadly
1481
15 Oct 2006
H4 Campout Finale:
Size Doesn’t Matter
Butt Pirate
1480
14 Oct 2006
H4 Campout Run
Grind Slut, Goes Both Ways, Little Pussy
1479
8 Oct 2006
Mafia Run
Balutini, RearLayrini, Twist and Shyster, The Great Kahodini and StinkyPolishMafiaSki
1478
1 Oct 2006
Moonshine Run
Pull the Plug, Bleeder
1477
24 Sept 2006
Solo Pussy/Shiggy and Woods
Lil' Pussy
1476
17 Sept
Boy Scout Run
Dumpster Digger, Silent Dick
1475
10 Sept 2006
Ass Grabber's Bithday Run
Silent Dick, Dumpster Digger
1474
3 Sept 2006
Holy Labor Day Batman - Superhero Hash
Batman (McPisser), Robin (Rubbin), Wonder Woman (Cums Anyway)
1473
27 Aug 2006
Pantie Raid Hash
Goes Down Easy
1472
20 Aug 2006
Leo Hash
Rain Bitch and fellow Leos
1471
13 Aug 2006
U R N Ass Run
Ass Wipe, URN8
1470
6 Aug 2006
Twenty Years Hashing / 13 Years Hitched
Tiny Bubbles, Puke
1469
30 July 2006
Hot for Teacher
Sticky Lips, Smelly Trench, Thong Long Gone, Puke, Skud, Pinky, Dry Hose
1468
24 July 2006
Gator Ate Roller Run!
Rain Bitch, Master Chugger, Dumpster Digger, Bush Snapper, Gonad the Barbarian, Muscle Phart
1467
16 July 2006
Still Crabby after all these years!
Cock Broker, Pipes
1466
9 July 2006
Wiping Saturday Night's Beaver
Ass Wipe, Saturday Night Beaver, Saran Crap
1465
2 July 2006
3rd Annual Tourette's Run
NARC, Butt Pirate, McPisser, Cums Anyway, & Lil' P*ssy
1464
25 June 2006
Ebony and Ivory
Sclumbag, Horny Dog
1463
18 June 2006
Witches of Hashwick
Estrus
1462
11 June 2006
Bats in the Belfry Hash
Queen of Denial, Annie Thrax
1461
4 June 2006
Reboot Reunion
Letch, Will He Peter
1460
28 May 2006
Gemini Birthday Run / Memorial Day Hash
Stuck on the Bone, Just Kotni, Closet Queen, Rubbin the Boy Wanker
1459
20 May2006
Erections - 2006

Tonka F*ck

1414
19 Jun 2005
Crab Hash
Dick the Boy Wonder, Butt Pirate
1413
5 Jun 2005
Smelly Twatty Run
Smelly Trench, Beam Me Up Twatty
1410
24 Jul 2005
Class of '80 Reunion Hash
Sticky Lips, Dude Where's My Car, Beam Me Up Twatty, Slut Butt
1407
3 July 2005
2nd Annual Tourette's Hash

Butt Pirate, NARC, McPisser, Cums Anyway, Little Pussy, FMR

1404
19 Jun 2005
Tonka's Birthday Hash
Tonka F*ck, Yeastie Boy
1399
5 Jun 2005
Thank G it's Summer
Gas Light, Out of Tuna
1381
30 Jan 2005
Let Freedom Run
Tonka Fuck & Yeastie Boy
1379
16 Jan 2005
Marathon Bimbo Hash
Stuck On The Bone, Crack of Dawn, Tuna Delight, Donut Holer, little Bimbette
1378
9 Jan 2005
2 Assholes and a Shag
AssWipe, Bowel Burglar,
Jane Does
1376
26 Dec 2004
White Elephant Hash
Will He Peter, French
Drip, Tool Box
1375
19 Dec 2004
Ice Pucker or Tuna Hole
Ice Hole & Tuna
Pucker
1374
12 Dec 2004
The Ghosts of
Christmas Future Hash
Butt Pirate,
Lube Job, Saran Crap
1373
5 Dec 2004
St. Prick’s Hash
Buttery Nipples, Womb
Service
1361
12 Sept 2004
Johnny Cash Run
Will Work for Pants, Choo Choo
1358
22 Aug 2004
Clear Lake Ramble
Dick the Boy Wonder
1357
15 Aug 2004
Aug Birthdays
Rain Bitch, Rancid A**hole
1356
8 Aug 2004
DH's Shiggy Hash
Dick Head, Slutt Butt
1355
1 Aug 2004
Warm Beer, Cold Food
Can't Hound
1354
25 Jul 2004
G's Anniversary
Grind Slut, Bump Slut, and Gaslight
1353
18 Jul 2004
old Town & Country Mall
Silent Dick, Minnie Mousse and Flounder
1352
11 Jul 2004
Steamy Hot Run
Butt Pirate, Chicken Choker and Just Don
1351
4 Jul 2004
Roll Models 44th 4th of July Birthday Bash
Roll Model, Pound Puppy
1350
27 Jun 2004
The Day PP saved the hash
PP and Salt Water Taffy
Rain Bitch and Stinky as beer bitches, Tuna Pucker as food slave,
1349
20 Jun 2004
Jane Does, Sticky Lips
Jane Does, Sticky Lips
1348
13 Jun 2004
First Annual Tourette’s Run
McPisser, Cums Anyway,
NARC, Fuck Me Running, and
Butt Pirate
1347
5 Jun 2004
Reboot Reunion
Will He Peter, Power Tool, Ramona
1346
30 May
PooperBowl
Donut Holer
1345
23 May 2004
Erections
Geek
1335

28 Mar 2004

FMR BED or Dead Run
Fuck Me Running, Brown Eyed Dripper
1328
8 Feb 2004
Model Bitch Run
Roll Model, Rain Bitch
1327
1 Feb 2004
Super Bowl PreGame
Wad to Blow and Who The Fuck Are You
1326
1325
1324
Memoirs of an English Man from Scotland in Texas
McPisser, Cums in His Mouth
1323
Saran Crap gets Cuffed and Stuff Hash
Grind Slut, N.A.R.C., Gender Bender
1322
2004 New Years Hangover Run
1321
See Jane Hash, See Jane Hare
Jane Does
1320
A White Trash Christmas
Roller Balls and Sperminator
1319
2004 Christmas Run
Mismanagement
(Grind, Shuttle Cock, Fire Tunnel, Trail Head, French Drip, Beam Me Up Twatty)
1318
Pearl Harbor Day Hash
Buttery Nipples, Tuna
Pucker, Krusty Kreme
1312
Oktoberfest Hash .Glued to the Tracks. Run
Choo Choo, Rear Layer & Liquor Hard
1310
The Kill Bill Or Where.s Yeastie? Run
Hooter Bill, Tonka Fuck, and Yeastie
1309
Boxer Rebellion Hash
Butt Pirate and Brown Eye Dripper
1308
1307
Mafia Hash
Balut, Rear Layer, Stinky Pussy Foot M.F.
1306
NW Beltway shiggy
Smooth Stroker, Menage Myself and Eargasm
1305
1304
Beam Me Up Twatty.s Virgin Lay
Burning Rubber and Beam Me Up Twatty, Ass Grabber as Beer Bitch
1303
The 11th Annual Dick The Boy Wonder Texas Crab Hash Is Over So GO Home Run
Dick the Boy Wonder, Shuttle Cock
1302
The Puke Ass Merrick Run
Ass Wipe, The Duke of Puke and Merric
1301
Looking for a Little Pussy Hash
Womb Service with Little Pussy in absentia
1300
1300th Houston Hash Run
Trailhead and Such-a-Puss
1299
Tribute to "G"
Grind Slut
1298
A Midsummer's Day Hash
Fire Tunnel, Blue Balls
1297
Bastille Day Hash
Heartache
1296
The Virginal Vaginal Eructation Run
P.P, Womb Service Vaginal Eructation
1295
Erections (for 2003-2004)
Grind Slut, Barbie
1268
The Quick (sand) and the (almost) Dead
John Boy, EZ Fag & Gabber
1267
Thai'd One Memorial
Heartache, The Worm That Turns

1266

Hangover Hash - New Years 2003

Donut Holer, Crack of Dawn

1265
Michigan Ex-Patriot Run
Will He Peter
EZ Fag
Hershey Hiway
Barbie
Choo Choo
1261
Hash Christmas Party 2002
Mismanagement
1258
Baby Crap Run
Baby Huey
Saran Crap
1249
30 Years of Hashing
Shirley Valentine
& Humbug
1244
All About HOV
HOV
Rubbin the Boy Wanker
1243
Slut Hash
Bump, Grind, Gaslight
1240
Bimbo Hash
Small Johnson,
Crack of Dawn
Tuna Pucker
1239
The Heights
John Boy
Stop n Blow
1238
Stumble Thru Humble
Heartache & The Worm That Turns
1237
Barker Reservoir
Hooter
Sperm Bank
1236
Tonka's Birthday
Tonka, Yeastie Boy
1234
Erections
Mismanagement
1233
1232
1231
CAMPOUT
Mismanagement
1230
CAMPOUT
Mismanagement
1229

Stinky Donuts
-- or --
Boiling Hot Crawfish Run

Stinky Pussy Foot
Donut Holer
1228
P.P.
1227
1226
1225
Camp Logan Boyz

Muscle Phart
Bush Snapper
Dumpster Digger

1224
Cummi Holer
Donut Holer
Cummi Bear
1223
Yeastie Boy
Tonka F*ck
1222
Tool Wipe
n 'is
Ass Box
Ass Wipe
Tool Box
1221
F*ck Me Run
Tonka F*ck
Pump Me
1220
Braided Bimbos Run
Fire Tunnel
SOS
1219
Red Dress Run
Cocksmith
Smelly Trench
Slut Butt
1218
North Houston
Roll Model
Pound Puppy
1217
Pooper Bowl

Halfmoon
The Pits

1216
Rayford-Sawdust Shiggy
Humbug
Shirley Valentine
?
1215
Marathon
WoW MoM WoW,
High Maintenance
1214
Womb Service & Little Pussy
1213
Hershey Lips Run
Hershey Highway & Sticky Lips
1212
New Years Hangover Hash 2002

Cummi Bear

1209
Michigan X-Patriots' Run

Will He Peter
Choo Choo
EZ Fag
Hershey Highway

1208
1207

CHRISTMAS PARTY 2001

Mismanagement
1206
Laid by Elves
Hairy Belly Fonte
Hershey Highway
Toe Jam,
Bend Over Whitey
1205
Scorpio
Geek
Donut Holer
EZ Fag
1204
Stuck Run
Stuck on the Bone
Stuck from Behind
Halfmoon
Punk Ass Bitch
1203
Cock & Balls X - Run Saturday, Pub Crawl Sunday

Shuttlecock,
Roller Balls

1202
Geek's 50th Birthday

Geek
Donut Holer

1201
Prickly Bitch Hash
Prickly Bush
Bidet Bitch
1200
1200th RUN!
Gas Light, Anal 101
1199.5
1200th Pub Crawl
Halfmoon
1199
Moon the Womb
Halfmoon,
Room With A View
1198
Mafia Run
Rear Layer, Balut
1197
Roll Model,
Pound Puppy
1196
Short n Sweet
DoNUT HoLER,
Crack of Dawn
Friday Night Social
Candle Vigil for NY
1195
We got boiled Shrimp, fried Shrimp....

Ass Grabber,

1194
InterAm Hangover Run
John Boy,
Ass Grabber
Easy Terms
1193
Crab Hash Aftermath
Shut Up Chuck, Dick the Boy Wonder
1192
Leo Hash
Halfmoon
Out Of Tuna
Rain Bitch
1191

Hot For Teacher

Sticky Lips
Gas Light
Mo Betta HO!

1190

The Worm's Last Turn

The Worm that Turns
Headache

1189
Womb Service
Little Pussy
1188
Rice Hotel Extravaganza
Cummi Bear, Duke of Puke, Hooter Bill, and HOV
1187
MUD, BLOOD AND BEERS
P.P., HEARTACHE
1186
You've been F*cked
Keezer the Sleezer, Barbie and Hind Legs
1185
South of the Border
Puppy Prick,
Pimp Doggy Dog
1184
Halfmoon, Steaming Turd, & Cums Happily
1183
Gas Light
Gonad the Barbarian
1182
Boy George
1181
Re-Boot Reunion
Letch
n/a

Live Bait Charity Kegger
&
Texas FLOOD!

Stinky
Humbug
Halfmoon
1180
Erections
1179
Bitch in the Ditch Run

Rain Bitch
Womb Service

1178
Prickly Slum Run
Slum Bag
Prickly Bush
1177
Got GUM?
Hooter Bill, Yeastie Boy, Tonka Fuck & Womb Service

1173
1174
1175
1176

Cinco D Mayo
Campout
MisManagement
1172
Crawfish Boil
Donut Holer, Stinky Pussy Foot and Womb With A View
1171
Don't Cross My F*cking
Property Run

The Worm that Turns,
Schlumbag

1170
Easter Hash
Dick the Boy Wonder, Shut Up Chuck
1169
Last Minute Missiles
Heartache, SOS
1168
April Fool's
Halfmoon
Will He Peter
Anal 101
1167
Off at all Costs
Albert Wankeinstein, Ass Wipe & The Duke of Puke
1166
Fire Tunnel's 11th Anniversary &
St Pat's Weekend
Fire Tunnel, Halfmoon, & Mighty Mouse
1165
More Hare than Hounds!
Toe Jam, Bend Over Whitey, Hairy Bellyfonte, Dumpster Digger, Amanda, EZFag and Anus Flytrap
1164
White Wedding
WowMomWow, Hairy Palm, High Maintenance, SpaceNeedleDick
1163
Less than
Humble
Heartache, The Worm
1162
DickOFF
Dickhead, Dickless Tracy, Silent Dick
1161

Red Dress Run

Bald Eagle, Smelly Trench, Lazy Worm
1160
Roller Balls Birthday & Shiggy Run
Roller Balls
1159
PooperBowl
 2001
Roller Balls, Will He Peter
1158
Dreary Day
in the Heights
All Head No Shaft, We Blow Dick
1157
Houston
Marathon
Altered Boy, Halfmoon, Wow Mom Wow
1156
Just A Hash
Just Hashers: All Head No Shaft, Cums Happily, Shit On A Shingle, Hairy Bellyfonte,
1155
New Year's Day Hangover Hash
The Hair of the Dog who Bit Ya Run
Halfmoon, Fire Tunnel, Cums Happily, Flounder
1153
Missouri City
Massacre
Slutt Butt, Dickhead
1151
Addicks: Cold n Wet
Manhandler, Saran Crap
Geek
1150
North Houston
Shiggy, Skeeters, 'n Beer
All Head No Shaft, Womb Service, PP
1149
Hooter Bill Gets a Bath
1148
Scorpio Run
1147
Full Wet Tuna Head Run
1146
1145
Puppy Smokes JusTiT's
Prick
Puppy Prick
JusTiTs
Smokey
On The Rag Drag
 (Halloween)
 Hash
Cums Happily, JusTiTs, Rain Bitch
1144
Catholic Guilt X
The Redemption
Halfmoon, Will He Peter, Heartache, Fire Tunnel,
Digital Input, Altered Boy
1143
Where's the Flour Run?
Bend Over Whitey Tighty, Toe Jam, Bad Puppy
1142
Giving Head on a North Woods Trail
Trail Head, Orient Queer
1141
Pipefitting
Sinbad
Sinbad,
 Balut (beer bitch)
1134
Fuck this Trail
The Worm that Turns
1131
South of the Border Run

Puppy Prick, Just Eric

1128
No BJ's from BG.... Boy George not Gay Run

Boy G, Wild B

Friday HH
Bald Eagle
1127
Hares 20 year Anniversary
aka
Deja Vu!
Drummer, Reverend Bob
1126
Just
A
Hash
Just Hashers:
Just Liz
Just Bruce
Just Jim
Just Brianna
and
Just Cums Happily
1125
Erections
Mismanagement
Texas InterHash
Mismanagement
Trip
to
Belize
Armadillo
PooperBowl
High Maintenance
Such-A-Puss
Pipes
Houston
Marathon
Grind Slut, Gravity Sucks, and High Maintenance
1101
Seven Lost Souls Run
Challenger 7 Memorial Park
Jan 2000
S&M Vibrator, Leave it to Cleavage, Beavage for Cleavage
1097
Blair Bitch
Hash
Eargasm,
Pipes,
Chia Pet
1096
The 1st Day of Hashmas
Gaslight,
Fire Tunnel,
Trailhead
1095
Hash Xmas Party
Mismanagement
ON THE RAG DRAG!
Gaslight,
High Maintenance,
Pump Me
1093
Thanksgiving
Drummer,
Limp Noodle,
Yeastie Boy
1083
San Quentin Cream Puff
Bucky Ben-Wa Balls
1083
Bad Pump Run
Sinbad, Pump Me
1080
Redheads Revenge!
The Worm that Turns
Kneeds Meat
Slick 50
n/a
Camp Clearfork
Little Rock Hash
1078
Galleria Girl Run
Halfmoon, Mighty Mouse, Ice Hole, Two Screws
1077
Sticky Balls Run
Blue Ball, Sticky Lips
1076
1075
Lost Hares
or
The rise & Fall of Bald Eagle

Saran Crap & Hand Cream

1074
Will-He Peter, Digital Input and Role Model
1073
Heartache and the Worm That Turns
1072
Nippstick and Hand Cream
1071
IceHole, Dennis, James
1070
Gas Light, Red Snapper and Eat Tail Suck Head
1069
The Great Kahuna, Bad Date and Mighty Mouse
1068
Tonka Fuck and Yeastie Boy
1064
1065
20th Anniversary
CAMPOUT
Weekend
Mismanagement
&
Committees
1063
Andy Williams and Pineapple
1062
Licks His Own and Others
1061
Nippstick
1059
Sticky Lips and Gas Light
1058
High Maintenance, CIA and Testicles
1057
Free Run
The Pitts, Limp Noodle, Altered Boy
1053
Geek's 1000th
(start)
Geek, Altered Boy, Halfmoon
1054
The Puffy Men
Man Handler, San Quentin Cream Puff
1052
Twirly Chugger Run
Downtown Houston
TwirlyMan, Master Chugger
1051
Gas Balls !

(Tastes Great!
...Less Filling!)

Roller Balls, Gas Light
1050
Valentines Day Massacre
Vicker Licker, LazyWorm, Kahuna, Bald E.
1049
Aborial Run I
Will He Peter, Roll Model
1048
The POOPER BOWL!
Pipes!
1047
PI R Squared Run
Testicles, Thanks for the Mammeries
1046
THE Houston Marathon
THE HASH MILE
Roller Balls, Sperminator
1045
PhartLayers' Run
Muscle Phart, Rear Layer
1044
Nipp Pee Noodle
Fire Up the Hash
Run
Limp Noodle, Pee Pee, Nippstick

1042

Baby Crap Run or
Deadly Limes Disease Hash

Baby Huey, Saran Crap

1041
Christmas Party 1998
MisManagement
1040
Andy Williams
Christmas Classic
Andy Williams, Ass Grabber
1039
Walmart
Low Income Special
Heartache, The Worm That Turns
1038
Channelview
Mosquito Coast Run
Ass Grabber, Nipstick
1037
Best What?
Boy George, Bilbo Dildo, Will He Peter
1036
Marriage is long and hard
Dickhead, Slutt Butt
1035
The Humble Run,
No Pavement!
Gaslyte, Grind Slut
1034
Galleria Girl or OTR Hangover
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Burning Rubber, Ice Hole
1033
Backcheck Together, Hash Together - NW Loop
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Sinbad, Vickar Licker
On the Rag Drag

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Gas Light
Stop n Blow
Sperminator
1032
Ship Channel Upside Down Run
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Grind Slut, Altered Boy, PP
1031
10th Annual Polyester Run

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Low Blow, Generic Rock Star, Chuck
1030
????
Geek! Fill me in here!
1029

"Reservoir End Equinox Hash,"

Thanks for theMammaries, Guy, and Testicles

1028
Texas InterHash
The Austin Hash
1027
No Grind You Don't Get a Blow Job
Master Chugger, K-Y Bitch
1026
Labor Day
Dr Strange Hash, Dickhead
1025
Altered Boy, I Scream, Blue Balls
Happy Hour

Bowling

1024
Cock 'n Balls IX
Shuttle Cock, Roller Balls
Thank U Brew U!
1023

1022

Roller Model Inaugural Run
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Ass Grabber, Mitch

1021

 

Silent Dick, Jiffy Lube, Not Nice Whole
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1020

 

Gas Light, Eat Tails Sucks Head, Red Snapper

1019

Escape from Sam Houston
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Schlum Bag, Finger Fuck, & Mr T

1018


Throw Mama From The Train!
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Heartache, The Worm that Turns

1017

Escape from England Hash

Dickless Tracy, Red Snapper, Rowdy

1016

 

Anus Fly Trap, Roll Model, Cock Ring

1015

 

Bad Date, Fed-Ex

1014

 Elephant Hash

Low Life, Smelly Trench, Frank, Vickar Licker

1013

Reboot Reunion

Letch, Roller Balls, Bush Snapper

1012

 

Gas Light, Grind Slut

1011

Gemini Run 

Hooter Bill

1010

2nd Anal Running of the Assholes

Ass Grabber, Rear Layer

1009

 Mother's Day 1998/99 Mismanagement Hash

 Half Moon, Will-He-Peter, Gaslight, Limp Noodle, Pump Me, High Maintainence, Boy George

1008

Erections Ball Hash

Saran Crap, Such-A-Puss

1007

 ANZAC Run

Pipes, Rowdy

1006

Dick Off Run

Silent Dick, Dickhead, Dickless Tracy

1005

Easter Hash

Sperminator, Seamen

1004

 All Fools Hash

Altered Boy, Limp Noodle, The Pitts

1003

 Popsicle Hash

John Boy, Stop-n-Blow

1002

 Ice Hash

N.F.H.N., John Paul with a Skirt

1001

 1000th Hangover Hash

 Mismanagement Run

1000

1000th Run

 Mismanagement Run

999

1000th Downtown Prelewd Hash 

Mismanagement Run

998

 Pasadena, Where the Air is Greener

Ball Grabber, Lube Job

997

BockUs Bash

Fire Tunnel, Hog Straddler

996

 Mighty High Moon Run

Half Moon, High Maintenance, Mighty Mouse

995