Hares: McPisser, Tai Tai Toy, and Geek

After weeks of anticipation about who our new leaders would be, the day finally arrived for The Erections! The weather could not have been more perfect for what was promised to be “virgin” shiggy through the Memorial Park area! Large numbers of Houston Hashers, virgins, and transplants showed up to vote for our new Mismanagement and show appreciation for the outgoing group. After voting, our hares did a brief chalk talk for the Virgins and then took off for the live hare trail.

After giving our hares ample time, the hounds took off and ran across Memorial Dr. towards the dreaded running track around the park. Thankfully, the FRB’s found trail inside shiggy territory and in we went. Trail went through some wicked steep bike trail hills, under some tunnels, then out we came to find Tai Tai Toy at the beer check just near the Houston Arboretum. After quenching our thirst, off we went down the sidewalk to find the trail turn up to the railroad track, down a bit, then back into more bike trails. After going several miles, we finally came upon the much needed BN sign! Yeah!

The circle started off with a BANG! First we acknowledged those who were sporting the “Return Coney” shirts and make it known to the Infidels in San Antonio that we want Coney back! Next, our outgoing JM’s felt the need to emulate our beloved President Bush (calm down Pipes and Powertool) and pardon some hashers! Categories included Biggest Gabbers in the Circle, Excessive Modesty, Hash Overachiever for themed Runs (Closet Freak of course), Hash Underachievers for abandoning their posts at TXIH…the BEER (Grind Slut and Geek) and for just being themselves…. Heartache and Pipes! Email Will He Peter for the full list and for those pardoned!

Next came the announcement of our new Mismanagement. First, we celebrated the nomination and approval of Hooter Bill as Grand Master on the occasion of his 1400th run! Congrats Hooter Bill and it’s much deserved! Also, Hooter was awarded with no explanation the Hashshit from WHP…without ever wearing it on a run! SHAME!!

Next, the announcement of our new leaders had arrived! Joint Masters are Pipes and Menage Myself, Hash Cash goes to Lorna Dunes and Pussy Checker, On Secs are Snatchattarius and 8″ Crack, and our new Religious Advisor is Mamma’s Boy! Wad to Blow (on her return to the circle after giving birth to our newest Harriette) was last to turn over her post as RA to Mamma’s Boy. He was brought into the circle and given the ceremonial robes (have those nasty things ever been washed??) and forced onto his knees where past RA’s blessed him, then proceeded to douse him with BEER! And the circle rejoiced!

Right away Mamma’s Boy took control of the circle and the fun ensued. Accusations were numerous, especially when it came to BRRGGHH! H’ache called her out on bragging about “almost” winning her division the day before in a race. Our new RA had H’ache down on all fours and BRRGGHH mounted him from behind and proceeded to spank him for such an outstanding accusation!

Father Syphillis (or is it Sizzlefist?) was in town to join us for our festivities with a bag of goodies! Into the circle he went and called on McPisser and Will He Peter. Reaching into his bag, he pulled out two OUTSTANDING drinking vessels with the TXIH logo and Hash names upon them and celebrated their success on such a great event! Later on, back to the circle he went and called on McPisser yet again. He let us know that he had hashed just the day before with the Infidels from SA and they had sent something with him. He reached into the bag and pulled out Coney’s spine! Oh no!! Our poor Coney is injured! But worry not, it could be a fake to instill fear into us to end our Jihad against them!

As the circle wound down, it was announced that the ON ON ON would convene at the Velvet Lounge off Memorial Dr. On we went to the VL where Pipes was just so happy that he couldn’t stop kissing anyone and everyone on the cheek to let them know how excited he was! An American and Joint Master all within a month!?! A great time was had by all and thanks to an outstanding outgoing Mismanagement for a fantastic year of hashing in Houston!