Hares Pearl Necklace and Pleather Balls
MOre of Grind’s pictures are here.
The 99th monthly run of Galveston H3. Start at 4 pm (4:45 pm) on Sat 7/25/2009 on west Galveston Isle at Buccaneer Lane (12-mile road) (actually a long couple of blocks away at end of Mutiny Lane near Pocket Park 3. Here is Hooter’s trace of the trail of 3.8 miles (you can see at mile marker 1 the 3/4 mile nature trail no one ran). Continue reading
The Beer Mile will be held in Memorial Park at 5 p.m. on July 18th.
The race is run on a 1/4 mile track in Memorial Track. On the track, we set up a 20 foot drinking zone as the starting line. The goal. Drink 4 beers and run 4 laps. At the go sign, you open and drink a can of beer. When you finish the beer you drop it next to the judges (to make sure that it is empty) and then you run a lap. When you finish the lap and return to the zone, you are handed the next beer. Repeat until you’ve done a mile. It’s fun.
Check out BeerMile.com for the full rules.
Links to a collection of hash hymnals and lyrics are now available here.
Hared by Hind Legs and Parson’s Nose
See also pics from Pull the Plug.
The Euro Twins warned of shiggy galore for the MorOn trail, with the need for gators or high socks for this “challenging” terrain. We met at the first parking lot off of Westheimer Parkway at George Bush Park, by a pond where families were picnicking and fishing. The hares provided bottled water for thirsty hashers, since the water check was to be well into the run.
After the extensive chalk talk, the hares pointed the way, and the pack was off to the north. Across the highway, under a fence, and there was a check, where the FRB’s immediately found trail… running single file down a dry creek bed, dodging branches and debris to a big fat FALSE. Continue reading
Hared by Goldiloxxx
In Hooter’s absence, here’s an attempt at hash trash for Goldilock’s rogue Galveston hash:
About a dozen hashers showed up to celebrate Goldilock’s pending departure for the Bahamas Islands. The hounds were Pearl Necklace, Ass Grabber, Vanilla Starfish, Pleather Balls, Santa Claus, Beat My Meat, Really?, F*ck, Dick the Boy Wonder, Just Emily, Pull the Plug, and Platterpuss. Since this was a live hare run, Goldilocks got a 10 minute head start. As soon as the hounds left the parking lot the trail headed into the shiggy along one of the tributaries of Clear Lake. The pack stuck together as we plowed through briars and tall saltgrass in the sweltering heat. We dodged hurricane Ike debris and barbed wire fences before coming to a watercrossing through the most awful smelling mud that I have ever encountered. We sank knee deep into the mud and crotch deep into the black water. As we emerged, one by one, the pack began to spreadout a little bit. Continue reading
Hared by Grind Sl*t and Dr. Coochie
Pull the Plug has posted his pics from this month’s Full Moon here.
Start of FM H3 on 7/7 at 7 was the Full Moon Parking Lot in Memorial Park. About 40 people, a big turnout. Here is Hooter Bill’s trace of the trail a day later.
Here is Rain Bitch’s: Hares Dr Cootchie and Grind Slut, Shagwagon Rain Bitch, Parson’s Nose, Rancid Asshole, Roll Model, Pull the Plug, 8″ Crack, Estrus, Tiffany, NARC, Pussy Checker, Great Balls of Fire, McPisser, Dumpster Digger, Misty, Ass Wipe, Road Kill, Caroline Burke, Robin, My Brother Made Me Eat It, Nathan, Horsefli Drivebi, Bleeder, John, ID10T, Roller Balls, Ben, Michael, Hooter Bill, Gaslyte, PP, Jenna, Saran Crap, Heartache, Saturday Night Beaver, Krusty Kreme, Snatchatarius, Ass Grabber, Randy. Muscle Phartt made cameo appearance at end. Continue reading
Hared by McPisser, C*ms Anyway, B*tt Pirate, NARC, Little P*ssy, and FMR
Pull the Plug has posted images from the 6th annual Tourette’s Run here.
The fifth analversary of the Tourette’s Hash was held this Sunday on the southeast side with over 60 hashers in attendance to celebrate and give to this worthy cause. S*ck IT!! We met at the Chili’s on the corner of Beltway and Fairmont Parkway. Chalk talk was given in water… D^MN^TION!!… and the hares advised of a two mile walker’s trail and a turkey/eagle split. LICKETY H@R SPL!T!! Our new boots had great mentors to show the way just in case the chalk talk was not clear or evaporated too soon.
The pack was off at around 4:30pm, across the parking lot and into the shiggy… thorny, trippy shiggy, but only for a short distance. SHORT-N-C@RLIES!! Continue reading
