Hared by Dr. Coochie and Pull the Plug

H4 Run #1686 — If you have Google Earth installed, click the link to see the map from Dr. Coochie’s run.

Legend:
Rancid A =Red
Le PC = Yellow
Heartache = White
McPisser – Purple

If you are a member of Hashspace, click the image above to see pics from the run.

Trail stats:
88 hounds, including 6 new boots

Dr. Coochie did the hash right by sponsoring a birthday keg earlier in the month. But wait there’s more! This past hot Sunday afternoon, she also hared a trail in honor of her birthday! Dr. Coochie worked her magic to get Pull the Plug to co-hare with her.

The Hash met in the Ross parking lot south of town, off Beltway 8. We did not see a lot of shiggy when we first pulled up, but we know that it does not take long to get off-road in that part of town. Dr. Coochie gave the chalk talk. Usual marks for trail were advertised. Trail was to be marked in flour. The hares advertised a 4.2 mile hash. Since this would be my 5th hash trail for the weekend, I decided that an easy pace on that length trail would be ok, especially with a thoughtful water check. A walkers’ trail was also offered.

At the beginning of the trail we came across some urban shiggy, after that came some greenbelt areas. There was one water check on trail. But with a little shortcutting, some of us were sad that we missed the water! I was near Rain Bitch and just Hayden on trail. After Hayden faithfully decided not to shortcut, it gave Rain Bitch a chance to start throwing around some names for him. Trail worked its way around to a bicycle trail and ended in a subdivision. Hmmm, looks awful familiar. The On-In was at Butt Pirate’s house! With a nice cool pool and two kegs of beer, nothing could be finer!

The RA’s decided to circle up in the center of the pool. Pull the Plug went to pick up pizza for the hash, so the RA’s waited to call in the hares. Hooter Bill found the end just after circle started, but announced that the hash should wait for him to arrive to start circle. We had two visitors present. Pinball was accused a few times, but she used Geek as a surrogate drinker each time. She also donned swim attire to attract the male attention. Mammories of a Geisha was accused of wearing her little sister’s swimsuit. McPisser called Butt Pirate to the circle. While the two of them ran trail together, the whole time Butt Pirate professed that the ending was not at his house. Lier!

We had two naming. Just Greg was named “CSI” = Can’t Stop Inhaling. Hayden was named “Mighty Mighty Small Bone” having to do with a tattoo on his leg. The hash tried to name Maurice, but they were tabled, waiting for just the perfect name. Seems like he has been hashing a while, without being named. Sounds like someone else I know.

The recovering Pull the Plug called out Dr. Coochie to the circle. Since he recently had surgery, he was depending on his co-hare to be gentle on him. But not Dr. Coochie! She had him scouting trail and he ended waist deep in mud. Not a good thing for his recent surgery!

Pizza came in during the circle and distracted a few from the festivities, but soon all came back to focus. Once the two kegs were dry, a vote was taken and the hash decided to pitch in for a “B-double E-double R-U–N” and have the on-on-on at Butt Pirate’s pool.