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Run #1690 Pussy Checker & Easy to Please Hash
25-JUL-10
2 Hares, buy cialis 6 virgins, adiposity 95 hounds
Happy Hash Day to you! Happy Hash day to you!
There is no better way to celebrate a birthday or hash anniversary than to be a hare and set a trail!
Easy to Please celebrated one year of hashing and Pussy Checker celebrated his birthday by haring a most excellent hash. Who needs birthday cake when you have a birthday keg?!
The hares chose a wonderfully convenient start, the Lowe’s at 610 North and Ella. Start time was at 4:00 pm. We hounds found a little shaded spot to gather up before the run, while 8-inch crack displayed the haberdashery.
The hares gave chalk talk with perfect chalk markings. They announced flour marks on trail and a welcome turkey-eagle split.
Trail started off through the parking lot, then wandered through some urban shaggy. It would have been hard to do trail without getting your shoes at least a little wet. We had everything on trail; sidewalks, park areas & a little shaggy. All was great hashing terrain. Toward the end of the trail, we were passing a park-like area. That is where I, Old Faithful, jumped a mile high when a kid threw a bottle rocket out of a passing car. It landed near my feet, and made me move as fast as Speedy Gonzalez! Finally, the end is near, Beer Near that is!
We ended beneath an overpass, Shepherd drive was right above us, being just north of I-10. Two kegs of cold Lone Star welcomed thirsty hashers. As the pack came in, a police car came on close to the ending. Our usual hero, NARC, saved us from harassment. We were able to continue enjoying our cold and tasty beverages.
Rain Bitch and HorseFli DriveBi were our honorable Religious Advisors for the circle. A toast to “G”, and circle began. The hares were honored for the milestones that they were celebrating. We had virgins that were called in the circle next.
How many times have you been following trail and a civilian yells out “ what are you running for”. After a few smart-ass comments, someone will eventually yell back something about the hash, and “check us out on-line”. Yeah, right, that will happen. Well, virgin Nicolas did just that. He saw the hash running through The Heights one day, asked what we were doing, found us on-line, and came out to the hash!
Adam was called to the circle. A story was told of how he loved to stop at garage sales. Perfect for a naming, “Second Hand Job”.
Jason was named at the on-on-on the previous week. To make it official, and we all know how important that is in the hash, his naming was confirmed in the H4 circle. His hash name is now “Too Drunk to Fuck”. This was provoked by the Karaoke song he bellowed at the bar.
Tiffany played with a golf ball all during circle. Her hash name is now “Hole in One”.
Please be sure to ask each one of these newly named hashers the full story of their names. In proper hash behavior, they should have many more details and lies to add to the story!
There was a flurry of announcements. So many events coming up! We will be having a fall campout, more details to come on that. Also, since August 15th is the New Orleans Red Dress Run, Doggie Daze in San Antonio and Campout in Clear Fork, the hash run that week is moved from Sunday to Monday, August 16th.
The on-on-on was announced to be at T-Bones, formerly known as KC’s. A great sports bar with food and reasonable beer, and very close to the start. A fun addition was a punching bag in the back. DangleBarry and Just Val challenged civilians to a contest for high score on the boxing machine. Val hit the high score and now has bragging rights.
Now we are waiting for the fun and festivities that next year holds when these two hare and excellent trail for us again. Please, please, will you hare again?
On-on to next week’s hash.