Put Sunday the 30th on your calendar for the Hash Mile (mile 11/24 on Allen Parkway across from the Federal Reserve — map here). The Chevron Houston Marathon and Aramco Half Marathon are a mere week away. Every year, the hash sponsors mile 11/24 of the race route in what has become our biggest community service project of each year.

The theme is “Cowboys and Indians” so we have built a fort and several tee-pees! Runners will start showing up by 7:30 or thereabouts, and we need you there to cheer them on. And as usual, we’ll have tons of food, beer and entertainment, all very kid friendly. Please no dogs.

So if you aren’t running the race, be sure to dress up. If you are running the race, be sure to take a little break at mile 11/24 for some golden elixer. The finish line can wait.

A growing list of hashers running each race is after the jump.

FULL:
Asswipe
Big Wet Hole
C3PHoles
Catcher in the Brown Eye
EZ 2 Please
Flounder
Gaslight
Ho Cheese Man
Horsfli Drivebi
Kloset Phreak
Loofah
NARC
Nitwit
No Head Tonight
Platterpuss
PP
Prison Pussy
Second Hand Job
Slum Bag
Spank Bank
Tale of Two Titties
Urban C*cksucker
VagueRant
Vote for Pedro

HALF:
Bildo Dildo
CIA
DangleBerry
Dr. Coochie
Ewe Do Her
Infested
Master Chugger
Puke
Pussy Checker
Snatcha
Spot on the Mat
Stop & Blow
Tender Vittles
Tits Ahoy