Hares:  Tender Vittles and One Inch Wonder

Well, well, well.  He’s at it again.  Tender Vittles lays another trail for the Houston Hash, this time with One Inch Wonder.  How many does this make for this year?  12? 13?  Too many to count, that’s how many!

This particular trail of Tenders started us behind the Spaghetti Warehouse in downtown Houston close to another popular hash site, Allen’s Landing.  Now, we’ve had hashes start and end here many times before and it has never been a problem; but somehow, rumors got started that the hash was not allowed to park in the Warehouse lot.  The trail hadn’t even started and hashers were getting lost on the way to the parking lot while others were eager to get a move on.  During chalk talk Horsefli Drivebi was seen wandering along the bayou trying to get ahead of the pack.  Racist.

Once trail started, it immediately took the pack down to the bayou and passed in front of the crypt of Timothy Donnellan, one of the earliest Houstonians.   It was creepy.  After some nice running along the bayou the trail trail did a nice loop de loop to confuse the hell out of the hounds.  As trail got close to the aquarium, McPisser and a few others were seen running off down the street towards the Fond Erection Center because they swore that’s where the “Shower Check” would be.  After getting a little lost myself, I ended up cutting back on trail to find Horsefli.  We ran downtown past the Alley Theatre and found the true “Shower Check” at the fountain in the “park”.

After looping around and passing the Univeristy of Houston, the hounds headed out of downtown towards the Elysian bridge.  Luckily the hares were kind enough to avoid that crossing and had the ending underneath it looking across to St. Arnold.

After McPisser and his group of thugs finally got to the end, it was time for circle.   I don’t really remember what happened there.  IF anyone knows, please tell me.  The end.