Hares:  Dick Assley, Tender Vittles, Un-laid-en Swallows

AHA!  Another Tender Vittles hash! Woohoo!  Yippee!!  Rock On!  FREEBIRD!!!!

But seriously,  this trail was awesome. Dick Assley, Tender Vittles and Un-laid-en Swallows deserve to win Trail of the Year for this bad boy.

The Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall campout had ended just a short time before and this trail couldn’t have been better.  It was a nice easy 3.5 miles down south, right off the highway on the way in to town.   The area was familiar to last years post campout hash but much much drier.  In fact, it was so familiar, even GrindSlut came out to try the trail.

Trail had some falses, a back check, a beer check under a bridge an awesome ending spot in the shade of a giant hill,  something you don’t get much of in Houston.   After the beer check, most of the hounds stayed on the south side of the bayou.  They heard Dangle yelling “On-On” and excited to be on trail, but the other hashers knew better.  After about a quarter mile, Dangle came to the only water crossing on trail, which led back to the side of the bayou with everyone else.

Snatcha led circle, but gave very little, if any, fucks at all about it; which made me think it was more of a camPOUT instead of a Camp out.  Oh well.  The on-on-on was held at The Den with Urbarn Cocksucker, the best bartender ever!  Overall, it was a great trail and I can’t wait for Dick Assley to do another one.

Best Trail of the Year, ya’ll.

on-on