Hares: Asswipe and some other hashers

This hash could be summed up in 3 words; Dangle Berry Dick. Oh and pedophilia. Both are 100% my fault although Dangle was a very willing partner. Soft and gentle. Like a baby panda, with his dick out.

All joking aside what better way to ring in the mono-theistic holiday weekend by running around the city’s largest park and then throwing shit in sand. I loved it. Heartache shared some of his fantastic Brooklyn Black Ops with me and I finally found god!

Ok, the beer part was true but the god part isn’t. I was raised in catholic schools, there’s no help for me

Oh hi, Satan. Do you have anything near the kitchen?