Hi,

I went hashing to the Full Moon Hash and it was hared by Just Kylee, Penis Envy, and a Whale’s Vagina. I rode my bike there. We assembled at an elementary school because that is what Whale’s Vagina likes to do (more on that later).

The hares left and we watched them scurry away. And then something unusual happened. 8 mins into it WV came back laying his little flour trail in full view of the pack. Can you say shortcut? For reasons of logic unknown to me and Spock some hashers took the true trail. Byebye.

Trail took us over a neat bridge. Most of the hashers followed trail along a creek but me Estrus Mommy’s Little Accident Heartache and another dude went shortcutting. It was to our benefit. Don’t worry we got to see that dead turtle too along with choice selections of barrio.

What we did NOT see was the walkers causing death & dismemberment. A game of telephone told me that Unlaiden Swallows and her merry little crew of miscreants were doing the walking and a stray mongrel dog came stalking their way, lurking in their shadows with fangs full of drool. Apparently it wasn’t too good at lurking because it got hit by a car in full frontal view of the walkers. C’est la vie.

The hares then tricked the pack by not being present at their own ending. “Beer Near” usually gets me all kinds of amped up with a strong surge of orgasmic feeling but when I got to the end and my precious beer was absent I felt very deflated and deceived and downright cheap I tell ya. The only thing we could think to do was to keep hashing and find ending #2 I guess. It was during this time that the hares remembered that for every hash beginning there is an ending, turn, turn, turn. We came back to our déjà vu ending and drank the sweet nectars that were given to us.

Circle was handled well by EZ Chair and Indiana Bones & The Temple of Poon. Just Amanda was christened I’m A Big Girl Now (sung in the key of Huggies) due to her special talent of pooping her panties. The ending was near another school so Whale’s Vagina was re-accused of being pedo again. Its been some time so I forget all the other lame accusations but boy howdy I thought it was a good trail.

Bye.