Courtesy of: Hooter Bill, Finger in the Dyke, and Pull The Plug

TRAIL

To celebrate his birthday, Hooter Bill decided to phone it in. Why bother scouting your own trail when you can just lay more flour over a great trail from 7 days ago? It’s actually kind of brilliant, provided it doesn’t happen every week. After all, once hash cash is secured, complaints will be minimal as long as there’s beer at the end.

CIRCLE

Taking a cue from the hares, the On Sec decided to phone it in too. No notes, let’s go to the photographic evidence to spark some memories.

A naming for Just Edite was attempted. For speeding away from a stop light in her pickup truck, circle suggested Red Light Special. Pretty good, but not enough to satisfy the RA.

ON ON ON

The On On On was at Little Woodrow’s in Midtown. No, the other Little Woodrow’s in Midtown. Look for it in the off-broadway musical, The Best Little Woodrow’s in Texas.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

• Mosquito drinking / choir practice Wednesday night, 7PM at The Dam

• Campout pub crawl Thursday night, 6:30 at Hans’ Bier Haus

• H4 Spring Campout “Beyond Chunderdome” taps kegs Friday at 3PM

• Austin H3 Boat Party on Lake Travis July 20, only 70 regos available!

THIS WEEK IN HASHTORY

• 1983 – Founding of Calgary H3, trails laid in TimBits

• 2012 – Four Dicks Max evolves into 5 Dicks Max

• 2011 – After spending thousands of dollars, McPisser finally loses his virginity.