Hared by Hooter Bill, abortion Master Chugger and Dickhead

Map courtesy Rancid A$$hole

Trash Courtesy of Old Faithful

(It may help to play the song in the background, while you read this)

When Hooter gets older losing his hair,
Many years from now. (too late)
Will Drummer still be haring & hashing?
Keystone drinking and birthday cake smashing?

If we run trails, will injuries abound?
Crimson  drinking from a new shoe.
Will he still drink beer, will he still bring cheer?
When Hooter is 72.

Dickhead , Master-chugger,
Co-hares for the run.
Two kegs of cold beer.

Horsefli and Spin Cycle, after their honeymoon,
Did a 69 down-down,
Performing a feat in the circle spotlight
They practiced a week to get it just right.

Pitts brought a new shirt for Hooter Bill
To celebrate like George Burns.
For Geispert’s sake, a Penis cake.
When Hooter 100 turns.

Every Sunday we can do the hash
In the City of Houston , all is hot.
We shall drink and run.
Scratches on your knee,
Songs to be sung.

The on-on-on, drink a beer,
Make the bar-maid cry.
We hear that “Hooter’s buying a round”
Many hashers then were Cucos bound.

Shiggy, trails, water,
Flour, songs, & accusations ,too.
Will he still drink beer, will he still bring cheer,
When Hooter is 72.

ONON

Old Faithful