Hash Christmas Beach Party

Join us Dec. 12-13 for a holiday celebration Houston Hash-style. The theme is Christmas Beach Party and Mismanagement has a super-cool new venue picked out for you right in the heart of Houston. In addition to great food, awesome music and free beer, we also have some excellent gimmes lined up. Don’t forget to dress the part! Scroll down for the schedule and full details.

Why You Should Register Early

  • If you register BEFORE Dec. 7 the cost is only $25. If you register AFTER Dec. 7 cost goes up to $35. Your registration fee includes Friday’s pub crawl, Saturday afternoon’s hash and the party Saturday evening.
  • Only the first 100 people to register are GUARANTEED the awesome, super useful gimme we have this year.

Schedule of Events

Friday December 12, 2008

  • 6 p.m. — Pub Crawl hared by Pipes, 8″ Crack, Snatch-A-Terry-Ass. The Pub Crawl will start at the Front Porch Pub at 6 p.m., with the hares off at 7 p.m. Pay as you go. Call the hotline or check the calendar for directions to the start.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

  • 1 p.m. — H4 Run #1599 hared by Powertool. Start is at the parking lot across from the Houston Zoo. The trail will be appropriate for bikes and baby joggers. Skaters can do most of the trail but will have improvise at the end. The trail will be 3+ miles. The weather will be beeeeeautiful! Call the hotline for exact directions or check the calendar for a map. Cost is $5 if you are not attending the Christmas Party.
  • 7 p.m. to Midnight — H4 Christmas Party. The theme is Beach Party Christmas, attire is beachy, Hawaiian, etc. Location is the Caroline Collective, 4820 Caroline Street.
  • Midnight to ? — Midnight Snail Trail with On On On/After Party at Shoeshine Charlie’s Big Top Lounge, 3708 Main Street (a few doors down from the Continental Club). Pay as you go.

How to Pay

  • By cash — Bring your rego form and payment to Hash Cash at the start of any run.
  • By check — Bring your rego form to Hash Cash at the start of any run, along with a check made out to either Michael Rudel (P*ssy Checker) or Lorna Greenway (Lorna Dunes).
  • By mail — Mail your rego form along with a check made out to Lorna Greenway: 2001 Bering Drive, 6J, Houston, TX 77057.
  • Online — Click the secure Paypal link below and pay by credit card or automatic withdrawal from the comfort of your own home! Note: Paypal charges a $1.50 transaction fee for the convenience of shopping in your underwear.

Who’s Commin’

(updated Dec. 9, 2008)
8″ Crack
Ass Wipe
Bleeder
Brady’s Bitch
Burning Rubber
Bush Snapper
C.I.A. (Constantly Inebriated American)
Can’t Hound
Can’t Touch This
Cums Anyway
Dickhead
Doppel Gang Banger
Dr. Cootchie
Drummer
Estrus
Finger Fuck
Free Pussy
Fuck Me Running
Geek
Heartache
I Am Cum Stain
Joy Ride
Little Pussy
Lorna Dunes
Master Chugger
McPisser
Mom
Momma’s Boy
Muscle Phaart
NARC (Necrophiliac Ass Riding Cop)
Old Faithful
P.P.
Park N Ride
Pearl Necklace (Lone Pint)
Pipes
Platterpus
Pleather Balls
Pound Puppy
Puke
Pull The Plug
Pussy Checker (What a guy – he paid, even though he won’t be here)
Rain Bitch
Rear Layer
Roadkill Too!
Salt Water Taffy
Slumbag
Slurpee (Lone Pint)
Slutt Butt
Smooth Stroker
Snatcha-Terry-Ass
Squat & Swallow (Savannah H3)
Stinky Pussy Foot Mother Fucker
Stop N Blow
Tai Tai Toy
Tiny Bubbles
Titter Twatter (San Antonio H3)
V.E. (Vaginal Eructation)
Vanilla Starfish & Guest
Wad To Blow
Wet & Dry
Who The Fuck Are You
Womb Service
Zoltan
Just Jane Christopher (Mrs. Pull The Plug)
Just Daryn Herrington (guest of NARC)
Just Ryan Jones
Just Emily Rosen

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