ALONG THE WAY "DUMPSTER DIGGER" FOUND AND WANTED TO TAKE HOME A BOOKCASE, BUT HE COULDN’T FIT IT ON HIS BACK. CROSSED BELLAIRE AGAIN AND WENT ON WALDO STREET (WHERE IS WALDO?) TO A GOLF COURSE AND RAN THROUGH IT. "CUMS DAILY", "SLUMBAG" & I HAD TO STAY AND WAIT FOR A GUY TO HIT HIS BALL BEFORE WE COULD CONTINUE RUNNING. THEY WEREN’T TO HAPPY WITH THE HASH INTERRUPTING THEIR GAME. IT WAS THEN DOWN SOME MORE STREETS AND MORE PAVEMENT. DOWN SOME RAILROAD TRACKS THEN AGAIN ON THE STREETS. TOO MUCH PAVEMENT!

ON-ON WAS AT A NICE LIT AREA SO WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER IN THE CIRCLE AFTER DARK. "PANTY BOY" LOST HIS CONTACT AND WE TRIED TO HELP HIM FIND IT, BUT IT WAS NO USE. MANY FOOD SAMPLES FROM CHINA TO BE TASTED ESPECIALLY THE SEAWEED, YUM...YUM.

WE CIRCLED UP WHEN "SLUMBAG" SHOUTED OUT WITH HER "CHEERLEADING MIC". DOWN, DOWNS WERE DONE AND "SUBHUMAN GOT THE FLOUR TREATMENT FOR HIS FIRST VIRGIN HARE RUN AFTER FIVE YEARS OF HASHING. MANY PRIZES FROM CHINA WERE GIVEN OUT BY "SARAN CRAP" DURING THE DOWN DOWNS. ALL THOSE THAT HAD "STEPPED FOOT" IN CHINA HAD TO DO A DOWN, DOWN. MUCH BEER WAS LEFT AFTER THE CIRCLE AND MANY THIRSTY HASHERS HUNG AROUND TRYING TO KILL THE KEG.

GOOD RUN AND THANK GOODNESS THERE WAS NO POISON IVY. I’M TIRED OF BREAKING OUT IN THAT STUFF.