 THE LANDFILL OYMPICS RUN
#974 SUNDAY, 28 SEPTEMBER 1997 VENUE: NORTH GESSNER @ HWY 290 HARES: “PANTY BOY”, “PP”, & “HAND
CREAM”
I ran the run Sunday afternoon along with all the other
people who knew where to be and what to do. Too bad for the others.
Later in a euphoric HHHH induced slumber I was
presented a TABLET from G engraved with 25 COMMANDENTS FOR HASH RUNS. There must be
(in no particular order):
X
WATER CROSSINGS
WET, COLD, AND/OR MUCKY WEATHER
X SHOE SUCKING SLIMEY SHIGGY
X RAILROAD TRACKS
X CHECKS
X BACK CHECKS
X BAR-B-QUE COMPLETE WITH BEANS & POTATO
SALAD
X TORTILLAS AND PEANUT BUTTER
BANANAS
X FALSE TRAILS
X AT LEAST SOME RUNNING
X IMPLEMENT TO SPREAD THE PEANUT BUTTER
X BEER WHINNING AND LYING
X FALSE TRAILS
X DEEP WOODS WITH BLOOD LETTING BRIARS OR
BOBWIRE
X REBOOTS
X NEW BOOTS
X VISITING BOOTS
X HILLS
X TALL WEEDS
X TRAILER PARKS
X LOST HASHERS
X LOUD, INAPPROPRIATE, SUGGESTIVE, AND LEWD
BEHAVIOR
X SEXY r.a. ADMININTERING THE DOGMA WITH COPIOUR
AMOUNTS OF BEER. I have placed check marks
by those obeyed by “PP”, “Hand Cream” & “Panty Boy”.
Hell, 23 out of 25 ain’t bad!
ON-ON “BALUT”
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