This was the Nigth Running of the "Cock & Balls", hared by Shuttle Cock and Roller Balls (recently dubbed "Roller Model").   NINTY-ONE runners showed up... Great turnout for an ugly day.   The run started at Richmond & Buffalo Spwy at the Drivethru Bank.   An hour before the run there had been a brief downpour.  Enough, to add to the Houston Humity (like we needed help!) and managed to was away half the flour....   Not wanting to"Live Hare", the Hares adopted the cutsy little ploy of handing out head covers and diapers...  The Hash fell for it like a cheap blonde!

The trail headed north, teasing the Hash to go into River Oaks.    A few of us did.  The trail zigged back and forth and circle back south... total f*cking up DickHead, who continued to range.   The trail went south from Westheimer back down to the Summit (Compaq Center for you politically correct types) where we had a beer check w/St Arnolds!!   As we quaffed a quick beer, we saw D*ckhead still ranging down Richmond.  We were back within 2 blocks of the start.  

The rest of the trail ran thru the parking garage of the "Summit" and finally ended at a park on Eastside Street.   A few Hashers got lost and/or bored (EraserHead!) and went back and read the map, before making a beeline to the end.

The ONON was highlighted by finishing the St Arnolds (enough said)....  when the Hash became rowdy after the beer ran out, the hares briefly passified the mob with Pearl and Old Milwalkee Light,   OK, we were thirsty!

The ONONON was at the Velvet Elvis where the Hare redeamed themselves by buying pitchers at the bar.

Shuttle Cock or Beenie Boy?

Grind!  Going to the Movies?
Dickhead does us all a favor

Fire Tunnel and Hash Snack!

The ultimate in Hash Fashion, Bad Date dresses up his Dog with diapers and hair net

Hand Boy

or George Cream?

Leave it to Heartache!  Are you being modest or brazen?
Mr. T. admires you however you are

Hash Cash does the job even though they're covered from the rain?