ALL FOOLS HASH RUN NO. 1004 VENUE: KEITH WEIS PARK HARES: "ALTERED BOY", "LIMP NOODLE" & "THE PITS"  

What a hash day, the Hash God's were definitely looking down upon us. Clear skies, sunny and warm, you just couldn't ask for any better than this.

Your foolish hares for the day were "Altered Boy", "Limp Noodle" and "The Pits" . . . foolish indeed, the boys decided to live hare the run. "Altered Boy" made sure we gave them a full fifteen minute head start which turned out not to be long enough considering half the pack caught them. This was helped out by the fact that they ran out of flour and had to make an unscheduled detour by the local Stop and Rob to get more. 

We started off through the park with a lot of strange looks from the non-hashing park dwellers, not a problem though because we out numbered them. I have to admit though that I was wondering if any of us would ever see our hash bags again. 

We made our way through some nice jungle bits full of trips, holes and Poison Ivy, great stuff. We finally came up a little hill to a bayou clearing. We crossed the bayou and had a long run down the other side. Curious locals were soon spotted lining their fences to see what the hell was going on.  Offers of encouragement were yelled out to us, at least that's what I think they were yelling!  The trail then turned left into a swamp. I'm not saying that "C.R.A.F.T." didn't like this part of the trail but she was overhear asking "Happy Dangler" if the hanging hares was acceptable to the hash. 

We made our way out of the swamp water but things didn't get any easier. We found ourselves in dense cover and it proved difficult to find and follow trail. Ninety percent of the trail from here had to be run in a crouched over position, unless of course you were "Mighty Mouse". We finally found our way out of this hellhole, the only exit being through a shit load of thorns. 

Trail led us down the bank of yet another bayou and into a residential area. We came out to Aldine Mail Route, which was not originally part of the planned trail. I later found out that this was where the hares had to restock their flour. We ran quite a ways down Aldine Mail Road to an Elementary School. From here we followed trail back behind the school and started a long haul back towards the park. An arrow pointed us back across the bayou, where picked up trail on the other side. From here we followed trail in to the on home at the tennis courts near the cars.

"Roller Balls" was our R.A. for the day and had his hands full handling all the accusations. "Smelly Trench" and "K-Y Bitch both got a Blonde down-down because they were caught trying to get beer from the keg with a tap that wasn't even hooked up to it. I guess the highlight of the day came when Julia finally got officially named. It seems that she has managed to negotiate Friday night sleepovers with a different male hasher every week in order to avoid her long drive back to Conroe. "Drummer" confirmed this when he proudly stepped forward to announce that he had just had breakfast with her the previous morning!  "Sticky Lips" seemed to think that she was setting a precedent for all Harriette's, a role model so to speak, therefore "Roll Model" was bestowed upon her. There was however, a strong campaign going both before and after the naming that "Freak Chick" was better suited for her. 

After many more accusations the beer kegs finally emptied so we moved to the On-On-On, which was just down the street at Lilly's IceHouse. "Will-He-Peter" helped organize stupid hash games outside while "Vicar Licker" was busy inside beating up on "Lazy Worm" at electronic darts. During the mean time the hares ordered in about six pizzas to top off the evening. A great day all around. Thanks to the hares for a great time. ON-ON "BALD EAGLE"  

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