HASH TRASH
Run # : 1033
Oct 25, 1998
Hares: Sinbad and Vicker Licker
This was a 1 hour A to A run with some good urban shiggy. There was a nice back check along the bayou that screwed up the FRB’s and took us on nice trail through some woods back to the streets. A little farther on down along a creek bottom Limp Noodle came across and retrieved Sinbads lost vibrator nick named "The Magic Wand". It looked very used and abused though, all covered with teeth marks and worn spots. Limp Noodle said he heard she was upgrading to a 220 volt model, as her friend "Magic" was only 110 volts and couldn’t keep up the pace anymore.
On home now, Limp Noodle wanted to make sure that I mentioned in this write up that he was the FRB that came in first. That new friend "Magic" must have been an inspiration for him! By the way did anyone see where he carried "Magic" for the rest of the run?
The circle was going through it’s normal routine when low and behold Bildo Dildo showed up coming in DFL, from the wrong direction I might add. As we prepared the arch welcoming committee he was quick to point back to Balut who was just coming into view. Well to not leave anyone out both were welcomed with cold showers. Beer was getting thin and foamy real soon (much too soon) when low and behold Ass Grabber shows up sneaking in on trail, being real quiet for an FRB. At this point nobody was willing to waste any beer on him as we were down to the dregs.
Off to Pates for the "ON ON ON " many beers were drank at there very generous regular price as happy hour 7am to 9am Monday to Friday did not appeal to many hashers. ON ON !
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Addendum from HALFMOON: My hat's off to the Hare(s)!  It's been a long time since the pack came in such a tight group.  A result of strategically places checks and backchecks.  If you were at this run,  Please learn from the experience.   It made the run much more enjoyable, safe, and you had a way better chance of seeing someone do something really dumb!